Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[pumaman23]

nope nope #teamTastetheRainbow

Wait, there's teams? What kind of old folks home is this?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait, there's teams? What kind of old folks home is this?

oh I've heard stories. old people don't have much time, might as well go all in.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Dammmm, Tweety turned into a right fine Bird at that!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Flotus.paheal.net%2F_images%2Fcaed70fa28b4bc6a01a566a9033b50c7%2F2054962%2520-%2520Evilymasterful%2520Looney_Tunes%2520Rule_63%2520Tweety.png&f=1&nofb=1

Rule 23 strikes again!

 

[Speshul91]

oh I've heard stories. old people don't have much time, might as well go all in.

Sounds like my kind of home, where do I sign up?

 

[pumaman23]

oh I've heard stories. old people don't have much time, might as well go all in.

True enough. Pineapple on the front porch, party time.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dammmm, Tweety turned into a right fine Bird at that!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Flotus.paheal.net%2F_images%2Fcaed70fa28b4bc6a01a566a9033b50c7%2F2054962%2520-%2520Evilymasterful%2520Looney_Tunes%2520Rule_63%2520Tweety.png&f=1&nofb=1

wait. I am not sure, I saw grown Tweety before, and well I tawt I saw a titty tat.

 

[Deadbed1968]

oh I've heard stories. old people don't have much time, might as well go all in.

Senior communities have some of the highest rates of STDs!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True enough. Pineapple on the front porch, party time.

so what do my pineapple trees on my front porch mean?

 

[pumaman23]

Sounds like my kind of home, where do I sign up?

Not sure there's a sign up list. More of a fishbowl full of keys at the front door

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Senior communities have some of the highest rates of STDs!!

do they get laid that much more or is it just less condom use due to the less likelihood of accidental pregnancy?

 

[pumaman23]

so what do my pineapple trees on my front porch mean?

I'm not entirely sure, but whatever it is, you're gonna need to change the sheets

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rule 23 strikes again!

rule 23?

 

[Deadbed1968]

rule 23?

“If it exists, there is porn of it”

 

[pumaman23]

rule 23?

Rule 34, maybe? If it exists, there is porn of it.

 

[cheekygirl75]

so what do my pineapple trees on my front porch mean?

I just learned this recently… it’s a sign that you’re a swinger

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

“If it exists, there is porn of it”

ok, indeed this is fact. I have spent a lot of time researching this

 

[Deadbed1968]

“If it exists, there is porn of it”

Omg, wrong rule!! That’s Rule 34

 

[Deadbed1968]

so what do my pineapple trees on my front porch mean?

It means I’m coming over your house!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Rule 34, maybe? If it exists, there is porn of it.

Oh right it’s 34… and just when I was going to ask you about the 23 in your name

 

[Deadbed1968]

Rule 34, maybe? If it exists, there is porn of it.

Yup. I f’d up!

 

[pumaman23]

I just learned this recently… it’s a sign that you’re a swinger

The next time someone offers you a bowl of vanilla ice cream or pineapple sorbet....

 

[pumaman23]

Oh right it’s 34… and just when I was going to ask you about the 23 in your name

*Waggles eyebrows mysteriously*

 

[Deadbed1968]

do they get laid that much more or is it just less condom use due to the less likelihood of accidental pregnancy?

Both, from what I heard.

 

[jaF0]

so what do my pineapple trees on my front porch mean?

I just learned this recently… it’s a sign that you’re a swinger

So, what does a trapeze mean?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so what is rule 23 then? and where is this rule book so I can plan which ones to break?