Drinking With Strangers

[Mo_Bandy]

Ok that was kinda fun to do. Gonna bounce.

 

[Diosax]

And I dont mean to sound like a judgy prick but this dude next to me looks to be early thirties. Came in with woman in her 60s. Is this his mom? Who brings there mom to Hooters? Is it some Cougar he’s banging? That seems equally odd. Bring her around a bunch of young hot big ttiited skanks. Get the fuck out of here.

You're so thoughtful sometimes

 

[Mo_Bandy]

What’s a gas station boner pill?
I’m dying to know

Have you really never seen them? I think ExtenZe Male Enhancement Maximum Strength is the industry leader but there are many more. Vigor-A and Power Zen Triple Gold also get the job done too.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Do they work?
I’ve never encountered boner issues

Yeah I suppose if you’re drunk and tired and still need to take some skank to pound town.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Done with work early so stopping in sports bar with skanky waitresses. They serve beer here that I brew 9.8% ABV 16oz pours which aint legal.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

They have one of those jukeboxes here where you can find anything. Easing into it but gonna piss off lunch crowd by playing George Jones, Sturgill Simpson than Ween. Gonna go deep from there.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude behind me at table talking Corona and buttholes.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This place is mostly working dudes who are fucking off from their jobs on a Friday but there are two attractive female knocking them back at bar so that I dont fucking hate.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This place is mostly working dudes who are fucking off from their jobs on a Friday but there are two attractive female knocking them back at bar so that I dont fucking hate.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not lying dude in McDonalds uniform with huge headphones just sat down next to me.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might duck around and just rock Brian Jonestown on jukebox from here

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not lying dude in hawaiin shirt just tried to sell me blow in bathroom.

 

[Diosax]

Not lying dude in hawaiin shirt just tried to blow me in bathroom.

Fixed it for you


sorry Mo

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fixed it for you


sorry Mo

That too come on now

 

[Diosax]

Drinking with strangers can be fun!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Drinking with strangers can be fun!

Highlight of my day. Home now and napped so shows over .

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Day drinking here at one of those sleezy local sports bars. Yewh on a Monday.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Girl drinking Margs at bar and eating shrimp. Sounds like she works here normally and is celebrating anniversary of her dead mom so that is entertaining.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

She just ordered shot of Jack so I am growing interested plus she is all dolled out. On a Monday at 1.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Couple dudes drinking across bar are tweaking or rolling not sure but something more than Corona.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Couple dudes drinking across bar are tweaking or rolling not sure but something more than Corona.

Are any of them suitable for me. You know you have to keep looking for my ideal man, right?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Are any of them suitable for me. You know you have to keep looking for my ideal man, right?

Ummm bigger dirtbags than me so….Dude who seemed like regular just joined dead mom girl and is talking about dead sister.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ummm bigger dirtbags than me so….Dude who seemed like regular just joined dead mom girl and is talking about dead sister.

If he starts scratching his bollocks a lot then get me his number

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If he starts scratching his bollocks a lot then get me his number

Yeah they seem like most abnormal people here which is no fun. A couple more girls just rolled in. I think they are employees and just got done with gym work outs.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah they seem like most abnormal people here which is no fun. A couple more girls just rolled in. I think they are employees and just got done with gym work outs.

I never think of going to a bar in my gym gear. Do you think that would help me attract somebody? Gym gear or business suit (full works with hair in bun and glasses on)? As a frequent bar visitor, what do you think would work best?

I never thought the day would come when I would be using you as my wingman