Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[default24]

If this thread was a video then it'd be this
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRrnD3j_460svvp9.webm

Who would be chief deputy evans?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thursday night … good times

Hi CCM!!!

 

[water_moutina]

How is everybody this evening? I've been a nervous wreck all day, so I'm just trying to calm down. Or as much as is possible for me.

A glass of wine might help you chill

 

[VoraciousValue]

A glass of wine might help you chill

Never done booze. Both of my parents had alcohol problems. My Dad still does Mad Dog and beer, but he's 95 years old, so what the hell?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How is everybody this evening? I've been a nervous wreck all day, so I'm just trying to calm down. Or as much as is possible for me.

nervous about what?

 

[BrendaBear]

How is everybody this evening? I've been a nervous wreck all day, so I'm just trying to calm down. Or as much as is possible for me.

I hope the chaos helps. You can even call us nerds if it helps, I won’t mind.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Never done booze. Both of my parents had alcohol problems. My Dad still does Mad Dog and beer, but he's 95 years old, so what the hell?

95 and still drinking Mad Dog. I think I like that dude.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I hope the chaos helps. You can even call us nerds if it helps, I won’t mind.

I've been part of an elite group of nerds for a lot of years, so I wear the term as a badge of honor. We used to be a bit more hell-raising (a smaller group I'm in still is), but nearly everyone has families now, and it's painful to watch.

 

[rottingdoll]

I'm so proud of myself right now. I successfully scared off a man. On this site!

 

[VoraciousValue]

95 and still drinking Mad Dog. I think I like that dude.

My Dad's pretty badass for his age. Still follows the news and cusses out one side on TV. Still cooks and does so really well. Still grills on the barbeque on occasion. Still stubborn as hell. Everyone's convinced he's going to outlive us all and I have money on it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm so proud of myself right now. I successfully scared off a man. On this site!

Story time?

I occasionally like to play a similar game, but mostly so I can narrow it down to the dudes who can hang with my twisty self.

 

[VoraciousValue]

nervous about what?

Having one of those days where I'm nervous about everything. I don't have as many of those as I used to, but it's still a pain in the ass.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How is everybody this evening? I've been a nervous wreck all day, so I'm just trying to calm down. Or as much as is possible for me.

Everything ok? Is there any voracious Valium at your disposal?

 

[default24]

I'm so proud of myself right now. I successfully scared off a man. On this site!

How did you do it? If you don't want to give away trade secrets, I understand

 

[BrendaBear]

I've been part of an elite group of nerds for a lot of years, so I wear the term as a badge of honor. We used to be a bit more hell-raising (a smaller group I'm in still is), but nearly everyone has families now, and it's painful to watch.

For years I wrote software during the day, played rock and roll on stage at night, and built muscle cars on the weekend. That just never seemed nerdly to me.

It certainly can be a badge of honor, I agree.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Story time?

I occasionally like to play a similar game, but mostly so I can narrow it down to the dudes who can hang with my twisty self.

I’ve scared plenty of men off

 

[VoraciousValue]

I’ve scared plenty of men off

I've scared plenty of women away, but I'm not exactly Brad Pitts or Torn Crusin or whatever hunk women like.

 

[rottingdoll]

Story time?

I occasionally like to play a similar game, but mostly so I can narrow it down to the dudes who can hang with my twisty self.

How did you do it? If you don't want to give away trade secrets, I understand

It's not as interesting as you might think. He gave me a very basic "Hi my pp hard" message and I guess he assumed that I'm a submissive. He very quickly discovered that I'm not, and hasn't messaged me since.

 

[clark_kent]

way less kinky than my typical food porn too

I’m never one to turn down quality porn-worthy food porn.

 

[BrendaBear]

… "Hi my pp hard" …

Is that something to be proud if? Like run in and tell Mama what he did? I have never understood that kind of thing.

You did awesome!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How did you do it? If you don't want to give away trade secrets, I understand

Well my personal favorite is to show as online, so my victims find me, easier than hunting. Then I do a dirty role play, getting more and more bizarre. I like to see who bolts, who tops my vulgar gnomes with dirty clowns, and who has the dirty clowns call me a cunt and tell me to go fuck myself. The first group never comes back, the next two groups become my new friends.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m never one to turn down quality porn-worthy food porn.

oh my food porn is very low quality. I am THAT kind of gal.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Well my personal favorite is to show as online, so my victims find me, easier than hunting. Then I do a dirty role play, getting more and more bizarre. I like to see who bolts, who tops my vulgar gnomes with dirty clowns, and who has the dirty clowns call me a cunt and tell me to go fuck myself. The first group never comes back, the next two groups become my new friends.

So far, you've said nothing to dampen my interest.

 

[default24]

It's not as interesting as you might think. He gave me a very basic "Hi my pp hard" message and I guess he assumed that I'm a submissive. He very quickly discovered that I'm not, and hasn't messaged me since.

After some post-stalking, I can see that he really missed the mark on his analysis, queen

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So far, you've said nothing to dampen my interest.

Well, some people get my garden gnome kink and some people don't, ya know.