Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Seriously, I do not think that anyone would mind.

(Also I don't want to miss anything! It's super interesting.)
I will put you on the mailing list, I've been sending the link to ones I know asked for stories as I've been uploading them 🥰

chatter away, chatter away. story time is always a winner.
Haha but lots of my stories are fucked up and kinda dark 🤣

I don’t mind chatter, especially when it’s so good!
It gets pretty rough after that for awhile again but then comes to a proper hea
 
and random chatter, my day continues to get more and more odd. go to leave the office. in theory I should make a left across 6 lanes of traffic to the right turning lane. since 2005, I have never done this and I make a right to gradually move over to turn left elsewhere, because it is never clear and I lose patience. Today I made that left as it was clear. I hit ever light green or yellow, even the ones I am normally stuck at for several cycles. Make it to rural areas, pass a dude walking down the road, dressed as well, what I think was King Tut. gold foam headdress, gold outfit, green and purple neck and lapel decor. Was too slow with my phone. Then the "click it or ticket" flashing sign now says "lick it or ticket". cops are getting thirsty I guess IDK. Tried to get a picture, but in it the sign looks blank. Stopped at a gas station, and a random guy walks up, and without a word, hands me a meat stick, and walks away. Get home, as I am pulling in, I think it would be like fucking unreal if the dishes were done, and hubby already made the kid dinner. he hasn't done the dishes in like a decade. He fucking actually did the dishes and bought dinner for all of us. Then Then, I walk into the living room, and my son, get this, is reading a book.....like a book with like words...why?......because "IDK I felt like it".

I am either dreaming or in a parallel universe, but ya know what, I am totally going to try to get laid tonight. Yes by my husband, yes on a weeknight, yes when he works in the morning. In this brave new world, where my husband does dishes, traffic doesn't suck, my kid reads for fun, men keep feeding me, and King Tut walks the Earth, weeknight sex might be possible, anything might be possible.
 
and random chatter, my day continues to get more and more odd. go to leave the office. in theory I should make a left across 6 lanes of traffic to the right turning lane. since 2005, I have never done this and I make a right to gradually move over to turn left elsewhere, because it is never clear and I lose patience. Today I made that left as it was clear. I hit ever light green or yellow, even the ones I am normally stuck at for several cycles. Make it to rural areas, pass a dude walking down the road, dressed as well, what I think was King Tut. gold foam headdress, gold outfit, green and purple neck and lapel decor. Was too slow with my phone. Then the "click it or ticket" flashing sign now says "lick it or ticket". cops are getting thirsty I guess IDK. Tried to get a picture, but in it the sign looks blank. Stopped at a gas station, and a random guy walks up, and without a word, hands me a meat stick, and walks away. Get home, as I am pulling in, I think it would be like fucking unreal if the dishes were done, and hubby already made the kid dinner. he hasn't done the dishes in like a decade. He fucking actually did the dishes and bought dinner for all of us. Then Then, I walk into the living room, and my son, get this, is reading a book.....like a book with like words...why?......because "IDK I felt like it".

I am either dreaming or in a parallel universe, but ya know what, I am totally going to try to get laid tonight. Yes by my husband, yes on a weeknight, yes when he works in the morning. In this brave new world, where my husband does dishes, traffic doesn't suck, my kid reads for fun, men keep feeding me, and King Tut walks the Earth, weeknight sex might be possible, anything might be possible.
OMG - abso-fucking-lutely.
I want a report in the morning. I truly hope you get NO sleep tonight. Good luck Justa
 
and random chatter, my day continues to get more and more odd. go to leave the office. in theory I should make a left across 6 lanes of traffic to the right turning lane. since 2005, I have never done this and I make a right to gradually move over to turn left elsewhere, because it is never clear and I lose patience. Today I made that left as it was clear. I hit ever light green or yellow, even the ones I am normally stuck at for several cycles. Make it to rural areas, pass a dude walking down the road, dressed as well, what I think was King Tut. gold foam headdress, gold outfit, green and purple neck and lapel decor. Was too slow with my phone. Then the "click it or ticket" flashing sign now says "lick it or ticket". cops are getting thirsty I guess IDK. Tried to get a picture, but in it the sign looks blank. Stopped at a gas station, and a random guy walks up, and without a word, hands me a meat stick, and walks away. Get home, as I am pulling in, I think it would be like fucking unreal if the dishes were done, and hubby already made the kid dinner. he hasn't done the dishes in like a decade. He fucking actually did the dishes and bought dinner for all of us. Then Then, I walk into the living room, and my son, get this, is reading a book.....like a book with like words...why?......because "IDK I felt like it".

I am either dreaming or in a parallel universe, but ya know what, I am totally going to try to get laid tonight. Yes by my husband, yes on a weeknight, yes when he works in the morning. In this brave new world, where my husband does dishes, traffic doesn't suck, my kid reads for fun, men keep feeding me, and King Tut walks the Earth, weeknight sex might be possible, anything might be possible.
So, when did you wake up?
 
So, when did you wake up?
I guess I haven't. I am just so confused at this point, but I am going with it.
OMG - abso-fucking-lutely.
I want a report in the morning. I truly hope you get NO sleep tonight. Good luck Justa
well I am not that optimistic. no way he is going to go through the night on a weeknight lol. but fingers crossed he is willing to stay up until like 10pm lol.
 
Funny enough its not the first time its been suggested 🤣
Thank you.


It was amazing my life changed so much that day, I expected to die on the streets and ended up finding love, safety and happiness 🥰😍



I cried the whole time writing it, that's why it took me so long to get it finished 🤣
Thank you 😍
Awww. Omg. Thank you so much for sharing with us. I’m feeling very grateful that M saved you
 
Well I still do not know what the catch is, but I now have krispy kreme 🤷‍♀️ (fair warning for those who don't like member pictures, the link is a picture of me questioning a donut. fair warning for those who like dirty member pictures, I am dressed)
You wonder why you got attention at work?
Damn lady. You look good.
 
Thank you!

It is a dramatic story but not all parts of it are easy to tell or would be easy to watch as a viewer. If anything I'll turn it into a book because books allow space to walk away and decompress much easier than shows or movies.

Thank you 🥰 but I think you have very suspicious taste if you are obsessed with me 😋🤣😂🤣

Better late then never 😉
Well, that goes without saying babe
 
I will put you on the mailing list, I've been sending the link to ones I know asked for stories as I've been uploading them 🥰


Haha but lots of my stories are fucked up and kinda dark 🤣


It gets pretty rough after that for awhile again but then comes to a proper hea
um, fucked up and dark are positives in my opinion
 
Awww. Omg. Thank you so much for sharing with us. I’m feeling very grateful that M saved you
So am I ❤️
although to the day he passed he denied it, told me my savvy little criminal mind did. That if I hadn't broken into his club and bled all over the place that we probably never would have met. He used to say he just used the opportunity put in front of him to his own benefit. 🤣

um, fucked up and dark are positives in my opinion
Same but I have had a lot of people turn green at some of my stories 🤷‍♀️
 
So am I ❤️
although to the day he passed he denied it, told me my savvy little criminal mind did. That if I hadn't broken into his club and bled all over the place that we probably never would have met. He used to say he just used the opportunity put in front of him to his own benefit. 🤣


Same but I have had a lot of people turn green at some of my stories 🤷‍♀️
Heart eyes for the first part, not the second! 😲
 
and random chatter, my day continues to get more and more odd. go to leave the office. in theory I should make a left across 6 lanes of traffic to the right turning lane. since 2005, I have never done this and I make a right to gradually move over to turn left elsewhere, because it is never clear and I lose patience. Today I made that left as it was clear. I hit ever light green or yellow, even the ones I am normally stuck at for several cycles. Make it to rural areas, pass a dude walking down the road, dressed as well, what I think was King Tut. gold foam headdress, gold outfit, green and purple neck and lapel decor. Was too slow with my phone. Then the "click it or ticket" flashing sign now says "lick it or ticket". cops are getting thirsty I guess IDK. Tried to get a picture, but in it the sign looks blank. Stopped at a gas station, and a random guy walks up, and without a word, hands me a meat stick, and walks away. Get home, as I am pulling in, I think it would be like fucking unreal if the dishes were done, and hubby already made the kid dinner. he hasn't done the dishes in like a decade. He fucking actually did the dishes and bought dinner for all of us. Then Then, I walk into the living room, and my son, get this, is reading a book.....like a book with like words...why?......because "IDK I felt like it".

I am either dreaming or in a parallel universe, but ya know what, I am totally going to try to get laid tonight. Yes by my husband, yes on a weeknight, yes when he works in the morning. In this brave new world, where my husband does dishes, traffic doesn't suck, my kid reads for fun, men keep feeding me, and King Tut walks the Earth, weeknight sex might be possible, anything might be possible.

I think you should buy a lottery ticket now. Because clearly this is your day.
 
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