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[default24]

Why you quote me and call another girls name?

She's the one who always seems to say 'story time'
Unless I'm reading that wrong, I'm newish around here

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Nope nope nope not catching up on 20 pages

We should get Vliff notes when we come in.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Flower crown with my Mohawk id rock that lmao

Yes you would

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

She's the one who always seems to say 'story time'
Unless I'm reading that wrong, I'm newish around here

I am. Story time and my box being open are two things you can count on.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

But doesn't the Jesus dildos always come out after the bible talk. Then the baby jesus butt plug. How can that not bring at least a little laughter.

True or the mother Mary masterbator now that one is definitely worth a chuckle

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True or the mother Mary masterbator now that one is definitely worth a chuckle

oh I don't remember that one. Do I need to go shopping again?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

We should get Vliff notes when we come in.

We should indeed. Tugs on your beard and whispers in your ear.. *they all talked a bunch of random stuff, the end*

 

[default24]

But doesn't the Jesus dildos always come out after the bible talk. Then the baby jesus butt plug. How can that not bring at least a little laughter.

Yeah... haha just laughter. Certainly wouldn't cause anything else to happen, haha. Just laughter, not boners

 

[SinfuIDreams]

oh I don't remember that one. Do I need to go shopping again?

From what I remember it was a custom job. The guy using it had a religious fetish ended up getting arrested for slapping the stick in a church

 

[MsNatalie99]

But doesn't the Jesus dildos always come out after the bible talk. Then the baby jesus butt plug. How can that not bring at least a little laughter.

Bible time was never fun for the Pastor's gay stepson

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True or the mother Mary masterbator now that one is definitely worth a chuckle

and just like that I ended up watching porn...again.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah... haha just laughter. Certainly wouldn't cause anything else to happen, haha. Just laughter, not boners

Oh, I'm definitely lusting after Hot Priest and Friar Fuck

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, I'm definitely lusting after Hot Priest and Friar Fuck

show and tell?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bible time was never fun for the Pastor's gay stepson

I bet. My husband is fucked up by his evangelical upbringing in a way I'm not sure I'll every fully comprehend.

You deserved so much fucking better

 

[ihflrm]

and just like that I ended up watching porn...again.

And I'm looking up all these toys.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

show and tell?

I remember posting some images in the Athiest thread to that tune. Lemme excavate the archives

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Oh, I'm definitely lusting after Hot Priest and Friar Fuck

Ever read? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25507389-priest

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And I'm looking up all these toys.

then you will end up watching them...at least I did.

 

[ihflrm]

then you will end up watching them...at least I did.

I'm assuming I will approve then. lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ever read? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25507389-priest

I have not.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I am. Story time and my box being open are two things you can count on.

Okay, so story time. Y'all want to know? It's not sexy

 

[water_moutina]

Yet again universe told be about the need of popcorn

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I have not.

You should if you enjoy word porn and a little taboo. I read a lot of erotica/romance novels in allllll kinds of categories so if anyone ever wants a recommendation on a certain kink feel free to ask away.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Yet again universe told be about the need of popcorn

Hey WM, you know this one

 

[default24]

Okay, so story time. Y'all want to know? It's not sexy

I was on board for the first two sentences and now I'm not so sure