Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

That sounds biblical, and your inbox is about to get like a half a cubit. I think

But i've got pretty big hands?
my inbox says bring it. So far my winning message for this week is an oh so smooth talking young dude with a highly questionable pick up line so yeah my box would even welcome a full cubit (off to google that) I hope it is as dirty as I'd like it to be.
 
Do you guys really want to hear a story about jerking off for too long without lube? It was fun up until the moment of orgasm. Then it's like a someone tried to start a fire on my dick
why yes, yes I do/did. is that the story? not very detailed. like what prompted the longer than normal jerk off session? what was the reason for the lack of lube. It could use a bit of backstory.
 
why yes, yes I do/did. is that the story? not very detailed. like what prompted the longer than normal jerk off session? what was the reason for the lack of lube. It could use a bit of backstory.
I routinely enjoy myself for hours at a time. Edging is what the kids seem to be calling it? I just like to build up to a big orgasm, it just feels wayyyyy better that way. But you learn SO quickly that if you don't use proper lubricant that the pleasure overrides the pain for JUST long enough to get that nut. You ride that orgasm out and then it hits you. Like someone just stabbed you scalpel on the most frictiony part of your junk. And it burns. And as your arousal fades then things shrink causing that skin to retract and it's like someone is pouring salt in an open wound. Then you've got to live with that for like a day or so? Every time to want to shift your package. Every time an amazing booty passes you on the street... It feels like you get indian-burned right in the junk (native american-burned? I'm not trying to upset people)
All in all? 4/10 would not recommend.

But that nut? 🤤🤤🤤
 
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