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[SinfuIDreams]

My best friend had a goat like that. It would go on drives with him in his truck, wearing sunglasses.

Bill's to old for that now and Ted always enjoyed truck rides way more he'd hang his head out the window and give people the side eye

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I did have 2 goats but his life partner died from old age recently

Awww maybe that's why he's stealing panties... hint for you to get him another one o.o

 

[jason28053]

You need to stop buying those edible panties you know... and is it thieving if you don't like wearing it anyway

Goats will eat anything. This one has good taste

 

[SinfuIDreams]

You need to stop buying those edible panties you know... and is it thieving if you don't like wearing it anyway

They are the no edible variety and he only eats the crotch. Guess he's trying to do me a favour so I don't have to wear them any more

 

[MsNatalie99]

Bill's to old for that now and Ted always enjoyed truck rides way more he'd hang his head out the window and give people the side eye

OMG you named the Bill and Ted. That is most excellent

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Awww maybe that's why he's stealing panties... hint for you to get him another one o.o

I would but I'd say Bill won't be with me much longer either no matter how well I look after him.

 

[CMK89]

Goats will eat anything. This one has good taste

What breed of goat?

 

[MsNatalie99]

I did have 2 goats but his life partner died from old age recently

Oh no! I totally missed that. I'm sorry

 

[LittleSwitchy]

My buddy had a dog. If the bedroom door was open. The dog would go in and eat socks. I was talking care of the dog. I walked out into the backyard. I look down and see a grey dog crap.
That’s when I found out the dog eats socks

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I would but I'd say Bill won't be with me much longer either no matter how well I look after him.

Uhmm... what happened to Ted's body?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

OMG you named the Bill and Ted. That is most excellent

Stepsons idea we had Bill first and cause he's a billy goat. He got that name, then we saved Ted from a farm auction.
I would love to take credit for it but unfortunately I'm not that clever

 

[CMK89]

Well besides being the most savvy panties thief ever. in summer he sits on the deck swing with me or in the sun lounge and watches tv. He also wears a hat on hot days.
Currently he lives in his own custom barn with heating cause its to cold for him outside.
I did have 2 goats but his life partner died from old age recently

That's so sad, I reccomend you get him s friend soon. Goats are herd animals and need either a lot of personal time with its owner(s) or have a live in friend(s)

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Uhmm... what happened to Ted's body?

Ted got cremated at the pet funeral place.

 

[CMK89]

I would but I'd say Bill won't be with me much longer either no matter how well I look after him.

It'll be what's best for him. My early condolences on the separation.

 

[CMK89]

My buddy had a dog. If the bedroom door was open. The dog would go in and eat socks. I was talking care of the dog. I walked out into the backyard. I look down and see a grey dog crap.
That’s when I found out the dog eats socks

Reminds me of Marley, orange poop looking like traffic cones.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No, not my point, it was just a conversation we had awhile back. Just remembered what she had said.

I think if you were trying to dress better than her and she thought it was weird and didn’t like it, well she might be thinking you were looking to step out on her.
Not saying you are, or that I am even correct. I’m just pointing out a possibility

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Bill's to old for that now and Ted always enjoyed truck rides way more he'd hang his head out the window and give people the side eye

Bill and Ted!!!!!!! I love it Sin!!!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sin NOW I see where your neighbor went wrong. He brought a lamb. He should have brought a goat.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

That's so sad, I reccomend you get him s friend soon. Goats are herd animals and need either a lot of personal time with its owner(s) or have a live in friend(s)

My stepson spends a lot of time with him, Bill was his first pet.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Bill and Ted!!!!!!! I love it Sin!!!

Haha it wasn't my idea but I'll pass on your enjoyment

 

[MsNatalie99]

My stepson spends a lot of time with him, Bill was his first pet.

Same with me and my Ramon.

 

[CMK89]

I think if you were trying to dress better than her and she thought it was weird and didn’t like it, well she might be thinking you were looking to step out on her.
Not saying you are, or that I am even correct. I’m just pointing out a possibility

My baby mama is very insecure in herself. When I was working a retail job, that would have just me and 1 other coworker, (I was the only man at the store for the longest time, wasn't aware when I applied. It was a traditional general store) She would get jealous over basic conversations. I've never made signs of flirting or anything close to cheating, yet, she would still make comments about me working with a girl.

 

[MsNatalie99]

kicks door open Greetings Chaos!!!

Hey Zel, sup?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Sin NOW I see where your neighbor went wrong. He brought a lamb. He should have brought a goat.

No, half a dead a goat would end up with one dead neighbour and me digging a large hole.

 

[CMK89]

I think if you were trying to dress better than her and she thought it was weird and didn’t like it, well she might be thinking you were looking to step out on her.
Not saying you are, or that I am even correct. I’m just pointing out a possibility

Her jealousy is so bad, she will have a dream I cheated, and wake up mad at me. It won't get better until mid-afternoon.

My baby mama is very insecure in herself. When I was working a retail job, that would have just me and 1 other coworker, (I was the only man at the store for the longest time, wasn't aware when I applied. It was a traditional general store) She would get jealous over basic conversations. I've never made signs of flirting or anything close to cheating, yet, she would still make comments about me working with a girl.