Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[cascadiabound]

Ladies, a guy comes to pick you up. And you say give me few seconds I gotta touch up and you go to use the bathroom mirror. The guy follows you and pulls out his hair spray and starts using it on his hair.
What do you do?

He better not follow me to my bathrooom and since the main use for hairspray in my house is to get out ink stains, he would be outa luck. And the date would likely not go forward.

 

[ihflrm]

Cough.

And then try to figure out why this guy is here because this is not someone who would want to go out with me or vice versa.

But I also don't know too many guys who use hair spray. A little styling product maybe.

Agreed, I don't use hair spray nor any of my guy friends.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ladies, a guy comes to pick you up. And you say give me few seconds I gotta touch up and you go to use the bathroom mirror. The guy follows you and pulls out his hair spray and starts using it on his hair.
What do you do?

Send him home. 1) Should've got ready before he left. 2) WTAF is he carrying around hairspray?

 

[Mika1215]

He better not follow me to my bathrooom and since the main use for hairspray in my house is to get out ink stains, he would be outa luck. And the date would likely not go forward.

Hairspray gets out ink stains?

 

[CMK89]

Ladies, a guy comes to pick you up. And you say give me few seconds I gotta touch up and you go to use the bathroom mirror. The guy follows you and pulls out his hair spray and starts using it on his hair.
What do you do?

Ignite a lighter by the spray nozzle mid spray

 

[85Ironman]

Hairspray gets out ink stains?

You learn all sorts of helpful, yet weird, shit here on Lit.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'd laugh and tell him to gtfo of my house cause I don't even own hairspray and if he carries it around with himself he's a flesh version of Johnny Bravo

 

[cascadiabound]

Hairspray gets out ink stains?

yes and you are welcome @85Ironman

 

[CMK89]

You learn all sorts of helpful, yet weird, shit here on Lit.

Just like the number of uses wd40 has

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hairspray gets out ink stains?

Just as peroxide gets out dried blood. Old stains too.

 

[cascadiabound]

You learn all sorts of helpful, yet weird, shit here on Lit.

yes and you are welcome @85Ironman

https://www.thespruce.com/does-hair-spray-really-remove-ink-stains-1901076

I guess I may be showing my age.... the newer formulations apparently don't work as well on ink. Just use rubbing alcohol - that is the main ingredient in older versions of hairspray that did the trick. A small spray bottle of hairspray was super convenient to tuck into a bag for that purpose though... and someone in the office was sure to have some.

Other tips for stains - hydrogen peroxide gets out blood - be sure to use cold water. (all the ladies know this)

 

[MsNatalie99]

You learn all sorts of helpful, yet weird, shit here on Lit.

 

[mynameisben]

Just as peroxide gets out dried blood. Old stains too.

There's a lot to be said about a woman who is an expert at removing dried bloodstains. But I'm not the one who's gonna say it.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

There's a lot to be said about a woman who is an expert at removing dried bloodstains. But I'm not the one who's gonna say it.


Ben

Yeah... bout that

 

[SinfuIDreams]

And baking soda and lemon works on shower scum.

 

[cascadiabound]

There's a lot to be said about a woman who is an expert at removing dried bloodstains. But I'm not the one who's gonna say it.


Ben

I am kinda known for being able to get most stains out and fix most any clothing damage.

next tip: salt for red wine stains - do it immediately. I have gotten red wine stain out of white carpet with this trick (which was good since I was the klutz that spilled the wine and it was not my white carpet - can someone please explain to me why ANYONE would want WHITE carpet???)

 

[mynameisben]

Any of you ladies know the best way to get semen stains out of your bedsheets?


Ben

 

[chame1eon]

I am kinda known for being able to get most stains out and fix most any clothing damage.

next tip: salt for red wine stains - do it immediately. I have gotten red wine stain out of white carpet with this trick (which was good since I was the klutz that spilled the wine and it was not my white carpet - can someone please explain to me why ANYONE would want WHITE carpet???)

It's a little worse than black carpet.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Any of you ladies know the best way to get semen stains out of your bedsheets?


Ben

Vinagar and baking powder or peroxide

 

[SinfuIDreams]

It's a little worse than black carpet.

I have both white and black carpet. Stupid house designer

 

[MsNatalie99]

I have both white and black carpet. Stupid house designer

I've got that cheap mat greyish blue carpet you find in schools and office buildings

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I've got that cheap mat greyish blue carpet you find in schools and office buildings

See id rather that at the moment I have to wear different slippers in different rooms cause the carpet fuzzies that comes off freaking pisses me off black fuz on the white or white fuz on the black. It's a endless cycle of torment for my ocd

 

[SinfuIDreams]

That and the damn black tile in my kitchen. Who the hell tiles a whole kitchen in black! I wanna kill myself from depression every time I go to bake a cake.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So it's not a turn off if that guy cares more about his appearance than you care about yours? Like my bm is super simple in her day to day attire and hardly ever wears make up. Says if it took me longer to get ready than her, she would find it weird and finds it unattractive. She likes it when I dress nice, buy a simple polo, jeans and brushed hair and shaved is all I need to do to impress her.

Why, do you want to dress better than her?

 

[MsNatalie99]

See id rather that at the moment I have to wear different slippers in different rooms cause the carpet fuzzies that comes off freaking pisses me off black fuz on the white or white fuz on the black. It's a endless cycle of torment for my ocd

No I can understand that. I don't own a couch because my last one left fuzzies all over me, and was a magnet for pet hair.