LittleSwitchy
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He’d look better on the grill. MmmmmOmg he’s so cute!!!!
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He’d look better on the grill. MmmmmOmg he’s so cute!!!!
*switchy starts cleaning the BBQ…He’d look better on the grill. Mmmmm
He’d look better on the grill. Mmmmm
That's what my BM brother and I say too. But he's been dubbed a pet by BM from day 1. Those we keep and won't slaughter, get names. His name is Guinea, cause he's smaller than average. I call him Mr. GinsHe’d look better on the grill. Mmmmm
This is an odd subject for this group. Sure we talk about getting porked, but that’s as a verb… freaking out my little brainI’m assuming he will end up there. But don’t take the joy out of it man! Right now he’s a cute little piggy and I don’t want to think about him being eaten
I'm against kidnapping, thank you...Have old Mcdonald drive over to codemans house with a few of his un_crated animals and slap a choker collar on him. Maybe deadbed can roll some dice along the way.. sounds like a party with minimal filth and debauchery.
What’s BMThat's what my BM brother and I say too. But he's been dubbed a pet by BM from day 1. Those we keep and won't slaughter, get names. His name is Guinea, cause he's smaller than average. I call him Mr. Gins
Pignapping too.I'm against kidnapping, thank you...
Getting porked!!!!This is an odd subject for this group. Sure we talk about getting porked, but that’s as a verb… freaking out my little brain![]()
Well technically he just said to put a collar on him… there was no speak of removing him from his location. Maybe we are just tagging Codeman for migratory purposes?I'm against kidnapping, thank you...
Baby MamaWhat’s BM
Baby momma, she and I are engaged, kinda, for I won't actually purpose until she takes it upon herself to follow through with the divorce of a past marriage from over 15 years ago. She filed before her and I ever met but he didn't sign and so technically they're still married, by her knowledge. She hasn't looked further into it since the initial situation.What’s BM
Ask that to a medical professional. You’ll get a different answer than baby mamaWhat’s BM
Mmm wild baconThat’s where I differ. I don’t see pigs as cute pets. They are little 4 legged destruction animals with bad attitudes.
Let a pig get away from the farm. See how fast it goes feral. Within weeks he will grow tusks. His temperament will get much more aggressive. They breed very fast
Trust me, I know, this is something I have no control over. Her moms property, bm lives on that property. Her and her mom love raising livestock. She found these pigs and learned that they're not as bad as potbelly or agh so she wanted them.That’s where I differ. I don’t see pigs as cute pets. They are little 4 legged destruction animals with bad attitudes.
Let a pig get away from the farm. See how fast it goes feral. Within weeks he will grow tusks. His temperament will get much more aggressive. They breed very fast
Wild Pig is touch and go, if you harvest one older than 18 months. The meat will be tainted with alot of musk and requires slot more prep before mealMmm wild bacon![]()
Baby Mama
I definitely saw Bowel Movement first. But then pieced together off of context that it was Baby MamaI was thinking barn manager
I'm amending that to free range baconWild Pig is touch and go, if you harvest one older than 18 months. The meat will be tainted with alot of musk and requires slot more prep before meal
But they’re cute as babiesThat’s where I differ. I don’t see pigs as cute pets. They are little 4 legged destruction animals with bad attitudes.
Let a pig get away from the farm. See how fast it goes feral. Within weeks he will grow tusks. His temperament will get much more aggressive. They breed very fast
Theres still places in the US that you can use deadly force for someone stealing your horsePignapping too.
…and now Queen will be going through my head for an hour or two… I’m good with that,aaaaand another one bites the dust![]()
I hear it too…and now Queen will be going through my head for an hour or two… I’m good with that,![]()