Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

I don’t remember ever sucking this guys dick. I just remember him always eating my pussy until I came at least twice and then drilling me with that gorgeous Adonis of a cock. It had flames tattooed on it so when we fucked, i would yell “fire in the hole!”
When I was stationed in San Diego, I joked with some of the guys on my boat that I wanted to get my entire dick tattooed to look like the original HR Giger design for the little alien that burst out of the guy's stomach in the first Alien movie. I'd pantomime unzipping my pants and then whipping it out with a loud hiss. Something like this, only on my dick:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/b0/ee/89b0ee87d671458994ed890f2fca0417.jpg

In retrospect, it's no wonder I never got laid in San Diego... :unsure:
 
When I was stationed in San Diego, I joked with some of the guys on my boat that I wanted to get my entire dick tattooed to look like the original HR Giger design for the little alien that burst out of the guy's stomach in the first Alien movie. I'd pantomime unzipping my pants and then whipping it out with a loud hiss. Something like this, only on my dick:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/b0/ee/89b0ee87d671458994ed890f2fca0417.jpg

In retrospect, it's no wonder I never got laid in San Diego... :unsure:
I would proudly take that xenomorph. If anything out of sheer nerdom
 
Not really cool. But I'm good. You?
Productive. Over the past 5 days we got a bunch of substantial projects knocked out around the house. We bought this big, old house last year and wanted to get as much done before my wife and kid go back to school. They'll be getting up for the first day of the semester in about 8 hours.
 
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