Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait, do hookers count?

I think so. Either way is somewhat transactional, just different motivation,

 

[water_moutina]

Wait, do hookers count?

It counts if you picked them. If they picked you then no

 

[LexxRuthless]

I think so. Either way is somewhat transactional, just different motivation,

In that case, I refuse to answer the question on the grounds it may be used against me.

 

[ihflrm]

I’ve not had the Twinnings version of English breakfast tea but I do have this

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With all this tea talk, I guess I need to go shopping!

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’ve not had the Twinnings version of English breakfast tea but I do have this

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Ohhhh this is pretty, I’d have it just for the tea caddy

Preach, sister! And Whittards, by contrast, isn't.

If anyone asked me why I like Lit, in a nutshell, it's because it's the only place I know where you can discuss one night stands and tea simultaneously.

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It counts if you picked them. If they picked you then no

hookers pick you?

 

[ihflrm]

hookers pick you?

That would be interesting!

 

[water_moutina]

hookers pick you?

If he was the hooker then someone could pick him

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Long term partner decision involves lots of factors. But how do y'all decide on one nighter?

I’ve never had one. There was a time or two in my 20s when it could have happened, but they turned into much more than one night. Not relationships, but lots of good sex and we’re still friends with a single overseas exception because I lost the contact info.

I require some type of connection for sex to be great which generally means I like them as people.

#1 Not a Serial Killer, Good sense of humor, playful, has no issues with my Plumbing, the rest is case by case

oh I like the bad boy vibe. the serial killer vibe is different though, and I have had to readjust that meter of there user as my serial killer vibe detector wasn't working quite right.

I’m curious about your serial killer test?

 

[LexxRuthless]

It counts if you picked them. If they picked you then no

hookers pick you?

Well, they pick Water. Really, who can blame them?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If he was the hooker then someone could pick him

oh ok. I was just picturing hookers offering random freebies or something.

 

[Daisy_Love]

When was your last one-nighter? Mine was at the end of 2019

Never had one

 

[water_moutina]

oh ok. I was just picturing hookers offering random freebies or something.

Offering samples can boost the business

 

[LexxRuthless]

Offering samples can boost the business

Mmmm. Hooker with a solid business plan. Fukken HOTT!!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And on the tea subject, I often buy mine when I’m in Canada. Heading there next week if anyone wants me to import some

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

*decides my moniker is well suited - being a lurker and voyeur on the threads more than inputting* lol

 

[Daisy_Love]

Pssst...

*dangles tea infuser with Twinings Earl Grey...

What!??? I’m not good enough for the fancy stuff!! Pffttttt
*flounces*

 

[MsNatalie99]

hookers pick you?

Actually there is some that do. Gotta find the link

 

[MsNatalie99]

Offering samples can boost the business

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[LadyLascivious1]

Hmmm. Is that grown in the celebrated tea plantations of Nova Scotia?

I’ve never asked. I have a favorite place for afternoon tea and their selection has consistently been excellent so I always buy some to take home while I’m there.

Reminder for @ShyNaughtyGirl, when I buy orange pekoe it doesn’t taste like oranges

 

[CMK89]

Does anyone indulge in cannabis tea?

 

[Daisy_Love]

c’mere Daisy, we’ll have a cuppa from my pretty pink canister like the proper princesses we are

N’awwwww thanks

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Then why do they call it that?!? Lol

You’ll never let me live that down huh?

It’s a measurement of the quality of the tea. It’s an easy mistake to make and I think it’s endearing

 

[MsNatalie99]

hookers pick you?

Ah ha found it
https://kumakimonokoi.wordpress.com/2017/03/29/oiran-dochu-the-parade-of-the-prostitutes/

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve never had one. There was a time or two in my 20s when it could have happened, but they turned into much more than one night. Not relationships, but lots of good sex and we’re still friends with a single overseas exception because I lost the contact info.

I require some type of connection for sex to be great which generally means I like them as people.



I’m curious about your serial killer test?

Well, I am going to answer seriously for once. I have always had a thing with observing people, and how they react to different stimuli and situations, how I can alter and predict what comes next, etc. I clearly recall doing it as young as three. I also come from a diverse but rough background, so it gave me a lot data, if you will. Anyway, I rely on non-verbal communication, body language, affect. First, watch what they are being deceptive about and why, to what end. Initially I had 2 major flags. A complete lack of true affect, even when someone is completely acting or totally mirroring, some truth bleeds through. Except in the rare people it doesn't. Even the best act flashes true if stressed with something unexpected, if even that fails, that is highly concerning. The one I had to revisit were I'd occasionally run across men where it is true, but disjointed, incongruent, inconsistent, improperly modulated, unreadable garbage. I'd avoid that, as I don't know what the hell that is, probably has bodies buried in the back yard. It wasn't until like my 20s when I learned what those poorly modulated non verbal communication cues really was.