Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Please please please tell me you add in the spring "doooooinggg" sound effect

"boooingggggg hehehehehe"

 

[CMK89]

hey, I wore a strap on once. I dressed as a flasher for a work costume. I totally rocked having a cock and a trench coat. You never know, maybe I will.

Now that's Hot

 

[pumaman23]

"boooingggggg hehehehehe"

Part of me wants to be indignant and insist "it's not a toy!"

But the rest of me is fairly insistent that it is.

 

[amanuk]

Now that's Hot

I almost spat out the rest of my burger.

 

[CMK89]

hey, I wore a strap on once. I dressed as a flasher for a work costume. I totally rocked having a cock and a trench coat. You never know, maybe I will.

Makes you wonder how many coworkers rubbed one out at work or that night, at the thought of you drilling them, both man and woman.

 

[CMK89]

I almost spat out the rest of my burger.

Lol you keep that "meat" in your mouth.

 

[amanuk]

Makes you wonder how many coworkers rubbed one out at work or that night, at the thought of you drilling them, both man and woman.

That's it, I can't eat my burger anymore.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Makes you wonder how many coworkers rubbed one out at work or that night, at the thought of you drilling them, both man and woman.

idk, I doubt it. I think they mostly just appreciated that I am fucking hilarious.

 

[AmberLGreen]

so was he offended because he was a vegetarian or was he offended because you were joking about something as serious as the slaughter of the defenseless vegetation?

I hope this plays

 

[Strixaluco]

Relating to being vs. trying not to be offensive:
"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love." (Quote incorrectly attributed to Tolkien. It is from the Hobbit movie , not in the books.)

 

[pumaman23]

idk, I doubt it. I think they mostly just appreciated that I am fucking hilarious.

Don't forget ominous and threatening

 

[amanuk]

Lol you keep that "meat" in your mouth.

There was no meat in my mouth.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Part of me wants to be indignant and insist "it's not a toy!"

But the rest of me is fairly insistent that it is.

Funny thing was, I didn't even know how amused I was by this until Lit, but yeah, now I have gotten really strange looks from 2 men, but they still rolled with it.

 

[CMK89]

idk, I doubt it. I think they mostly just appreciated that I am fucking hilarious.

I would've... now, what would you have done, if someone proposed you use it on them?

 

[BrendaBear]

… I am fucking hilarious.

Yes. Yes, you are.

 

[CMK89]

I hope this plays

This is actually realistic, as absurd as it may sound. But, a big But *chuckles* you can't expect to feed a mass population under that principle. Which is why you can choose to live in certain ways as you please, but not force the masses to bend to live the same

 

[MsNatalie99]

There was no meat in my mouth.

Sigh.... the number of times I've said that, knowing I was a goddamned liar

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would've... now, what would you have done, if someone proposed you use it on them?

I would have assumed to was a joke and cracked jokes back.

that is also how my flirting goes 50% of the time too lol.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Relating to being vs. trying not to be offensive:
"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love." (Quote incorrectly attributed to Tolkien. It is from the Hobbit movie , not in the books.)

I agree whole heartedly Strix.

 

[pumaman23]

Funny thing was, I didn't even know how amused I was by this until Lit, but yeah, now I have gotten really strange looks from 2 men, but they still rolled with it.

Really it's not all that different from pulling a tight t-shirt up for a boob drop, and that is absolutely hypnotic

 

[CMK89]

There was no meat in my mouth.

That's why it's in "quotes" I read you're vegan so its dildo meat, or imitation meat

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Really it's not all that different from pulling a tight t-shirt up for a boob drop, and that is absolutely hypnotic

that is the concept....but, my boob drops are just way more funny.

 

[amanuk]

This is actually realistic, as absurd as it may sound. But, a big But *chuckles* you can't expect to feed a mass population under that principle. Which is why you can choose to live in certain ways as you please, but not force the masses to bend to live the same

You are aware that this is a scene in a British comedy movie? There is absolutely nothing serious about it.

 

[Strixaluco]

I think I'm too tired or something for the themes here tonight. See you tomorrow!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'm too tired or something for the themes here tonight. See you tomorrow!

what are tonight's themes lol?