Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don't know whether it's your hobbies or your honesty that warms the cockles of my heart.


Ben

oh, and here I thought is was the slut thing.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Could be worse. I'm waving my weiner around like a sword and have no idea what I'm doing.


And then I logged in here and learned you all are planning a cockfight.

Could hit the lights, and make it a Jedi duelView attachment 2167075

 

[amanuk]

Could be worse. I'm waving my weiner around like a sword and have no idea what I'm doing.


And then I logged in here and learned you all are planning a cockfight.

No, no, Justa is planning it, not us all.

 

[CMK89]

I once made a joke to a friend about being a carnivore (which I am) because I was against the useless slaughtering of vegetation. Unfortunately he was deeply offended. I felt bad I offended him, but still think the joke is funny.

Theres actually some truth to your joke but I won't go there. I'm big on conservation of nature. Being a farmer and outdoorsman, conservation of our planet is important to me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Could hit the lights, and make it a Jedi duelView attachment 2167075

whole new meaning to "Hey, can I play with your lightsaber? "

 

[MsNatalie99]

whole new meaning to "Hey, can I play with your lightsaber? "

I'm usually the one asking.... but yeah, go for it

 

[amanuk]

I don't know whether it's your hobbies or your honesty that warms the cockles of my heart.


Ben

Haha! I almost spat out the vegan burger I'm eating!

 

[pumaman23]

I was serious on the ominous and threatening being a win. I have to try really hard to give off that vibe normally. Like a lot of makeup and a lot of work.

of course the real question here is were you kidding about waving your weiner around like a swords lol.

Well, it's more of a dagger than a sword.
So it was a bunch of thrusting and stabbing motions rather than swinging and waving.

Although I'm 100% going to yell out "touche" the next time I get laid.

 

[pumaman23]

Could hit the lights, and make it a Jedi duelView attachment 2167075

I hope those come in sith packs too. Fun party trick

 

[MsNatalie99]

I hope those come in sith packs too. Fun party trick

And may the force be within you

 

[pumaman23]

And may the force be within you

You know what Obi Wan says about the force...

"It surrounds us and penetrates us"

 

[pumaman23]

No, no, Justa is planning it, not us all.

Somehow I get the feeling she Justa wants to spectate.

 

[amanuk]

Well, it's more of a dagger than a sword.
So it was a bunch of thrusting and stabbing motions rather than swinging and waving.

Although I'm 100% going to yell out "touche" the next time I get laid.

I told you he was your man!

 

[amanuk]

Somehow I get the feeling she Justa wants to spectate.

You didn't think she was going to participate, did you?

 

[MsNatalie99]

You know what Obi Wan says about the force...

"It surrounds us and penetrates us"

Oh I know all about Obi-Wan's relationship with the force

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, it's more of a dagger than a sword.
So it was a bunch of thrusting and stabbing motions rather than swinging and waving.

Although I'm 100% going to yell out "touche" the next time I get laid.

well, yah know, if I can get away with using the waistband of mens underwear to create tension on their erect cock, just so I can watch it spring up and giggle like a school girl.... 3 or 4 times in a row, you can totally get away with just yelling touche. that is like really fast. It is kind of amazing what one can away with if one just goes for it.

 

[jason28053]

ok winning at the wine, but honestly, I can only quote the action scenes. A lot of the romance scenes were a bit boring.

Inconceivable!

 

[MsNatalie99]

You didn't think she was going to participate, did you?

Beat me to it

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No, no, Justa is planning it, not us all.

fine, just blame me as the bad influence. it will probably be correct.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You didn't think she was going to participate, did you?

hey, I wore a strap on once. I dressed as a flasher for a work costume. I totally rocked having a cock and a trench coat. You never know, maybe I will.

 

[pumaman23]

You didn't think she was going to participate, did you?

I mean.... Maybe?

 

[pumaman23]

well, yah know, if I can get away with using the waistband of mens underwear to create tension on their erect cock, just so I can watch it spring up and giggle like a school girl.... 3 or 4 times in a row, you can totally get away with just yelling touche. that is like really fast. It is kind of amazing what one can away with if one just goes for it.

Please please please tell me you add in the spring "doooooinggg" sound effect

 

[amanuk]

hey, I wore a strap on once. I dressed as a flasher for a work costume. I totally rocked having a cock and a trench coat. You never know, maybe I will.

Well, that would just be fake.

 

[pumaman23]

Well, that would just be fake.

So are half the tits I see I porn videos. We might need an official ruling from the judges, but I'm ok with it.

 

[amanuk]

So are half the tits I see I porn videos. We might need an official ruling from the judges, but I'm ok with it.

You're quids in, Justa!