Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Anti-vegan bastards.

well well what about all the plants those vegan bastards slaughter or something. yeah, I got nothing.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Anti-vegan bastards.

I prefer bastardette, thank you very much!

Haha yes indeedy!! I’m a contradiction in terms I think!

The best ones always are!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Whats with all these worries about being offensive? Who cares? You think the Sex Pistols or NWA or George Carlin or fucking Georgia OKeefe gave a fuck? And all this was before cyber life where now you could say whatever the fuck. Please just get over yourself.

 

[amanuk]

Whats with all these worries about being offensive? Who cares? You think the Sex Pistols or NWA or George Carlin or fucking Georgia OKeefe gave a fuck? And all this was before cyber life where now you could say whatever the fuck. Please just get over yourself.

Oh, we're well aware of your attitude, don't worry. I'm just not the same.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Oh, we're well aware of your attitude, don't worry. I'm just not the same.

Fine we are not all the same. Its the fucking spice of fucking life and should be celebrated not an opportunity to be routinely fucking butt hurt fella.

 

[BrendaBear]

well well what about all the plants those vegan bastards slaughter or something. yeah, I got nothing.

I once made a joke to a friend about being a carnivore (which I am) because I was against the useless slaughtering of vegetation. Unfortunately he was deeply offended. I felt bad I offended him, but still think the joke is funny.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I once made a joke to a friend about being a carnivore (which I am) because I was against the useless slaughtering of vegetation. Unfortunately he was deeply offended. I felt bad I offended him, but still think the joke is funny.

so was he offended because he was a vegetarian or was he offended because you were joking about something as serious as the slaughter of the defenseless vegetation?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I prefer bastardette, thank you very much!


The best ones always are!

you beautiful bastardette. yes I guess it does have a nice ring.

 

[BrendaBear]

so was he offended because he was a vegetarian or was he offended because you were joking about something as serious as the slaughter of the defenseless vegetation?

He was a vegetarian.

 

[amanuk]

Fine we are not all the same. Its the fucking spice of fucking life and should be celebrated not an opportunity to be routinely fucking butt hurt fella.

Being offensive comes naturally to you. I get it, fella.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Whats with all these worries about being offensive? Who cares? You think the Sex Pistols or NWA or George Carlin or fucking Georgia OKeefe gave a fuck? And all this was before cyber life where now you could say whatever the fuck. Please just get over yourself.

well being nice and kind to everyone is drilled into our heads at a young age, corner stone of a civilized society and all. Personally, I've come to the conclusion that it generally involves too many sacrifices on my part, and is really hard work for something with very little reward. But I guess it is possible I just suck at it because I am kind of a selfish bitch lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm not volunteering for the cockfighting.

 

[pumaman23]

Looks in, sees cockfighting. Nods approvingly.

 

[jason28053]

Time to dance

 

[BrendaBear]

Time to dance

That kid’s got moves!

 

[jason28053]

That kid’s got moves!

Indeed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Time to dance

sigh, yet another thing children kick my ass in lol. art, music, dance, asking 500 questions in record time.

 

[pumaman23]

sigh, yet another thing children kick my ass in lol. art, music, dance, asking 500 questions in record time.

Well, sure. But how good are they at speed-opening a bottle of wine and quoting the entire script to "The Princess Bride"?

Some shit is just more important

 

[MsNatalie99]

Looks in, sees cockfighting. Nods approvingly.

 

[pumaman23]

https://y.yarn.co/6d0c2a2a-7054-48f9-b822-3e82f324934c_text.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

… and quoting the entire script to "The Princess Bride"?

The entire script? That would be cool!!! I only remember “I don’t think that means what you think it means.”

It has come in handy a few times.

 

[amanuk]

I once made a joke to a friend about being a carnivore (which I am) because I was against the useless slaughtering of vegetation. Unfortunately he was deeply offended. I felt bad I offended him, but still think the joke is funny.

I'm a vegan/vegetarian and, believe me, I don't get offended by jokes about that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, sure. But how good are they at speed-opening a bottle of wine and quoting the entire script to "The Princess Bride"?

Some shit is just more important

ok winning at the wine, but honestly, I can only quote the action scenes. A lot of the romance scenes were a bit boring.

 

[pumaman23]

ok winning at the wine, but honestly, I can only quote the action scenes. A lot of the romance scenes were a bit boring.

Ok, Ralph Macchio.
Is this a kissing book?