Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mo_Bandy]

ah, does it line up for a sports thing or something? already scoped out and planned for Tuesday (when I am in the city). I shall be the lady with a cart full of wine, hard lemonade, chicken nuggets, and ice cream sandwiches. highly nutritious indeed.

No just family birthdays and back to school nonsense. Oh yeah I think Chicken nuggets that look like dinosaurs were bogo but left them alone. Eat well my friend.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Makes it a good weekend for sure, even if I’m not gonna get used at least I can make myself happy

A slogan many of us share

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No just family birthdays and back to school nonsense. Oh yeah I think Chicken nuggets that look like dinosaurs were bogo but left them alone. Eat well my friend.

ahh, yes, I am looking forward to back to school. my kid is home too much lol. you kids aren't fans of the dino nuggets? that is just weird.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

ahh, yes, I am looking forward to back to school. my kid is home too much lol. you kids aren't fans of the dino nuggets? that is just weird.

Same next week here. They are freaking spoiled with Chikfila and PDQ and Zaxbys.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Same next week here. They are freaking spoiled with Chikfila and PDQ and Zaxbys.

dusting off the lawn chairs for the 7am bored mom posse pajama party

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[jason28053]

Y’all… I just found out the cockfighting was done with roosters.


Six months of training out the door

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Y’all… I just found out the cockfighting was done with roosters.


Six months of training out the door

no worries, there is still a market. I know this for a fact. I'm the market.

 

[amanuk]

no worries, there is still a market. I know this for a fact. I'm the market.

I thought it was dick measuring?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought it was dick measuring?

I like all sorts of things with dicks. no judgement. We all need hobbies.

 

[F3x0r]

I like all sorts of things with dicks. no judgement. We all need hobbies.

Nothing wrong with a bit of variation in your hobbies

 

[amanuk]

I like all sorts of things with dicks. no judgement. We all need hobbies.

I'm not volunteering for the cockfighting.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Nothing wrong with a bit of variation in your hobbies

I have a lot of hobbies lol. a few are even almost socially acceptable. almost.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm not volunteering for the cockfighting.

not volunteering for dick measuring, not volunteering for cock fighting. Damn, what will you volunteer for?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

dusting off the lawn chairs for the 7am bored mom posse pajama party

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Looks like my kinda fun. I drink on my porch often and hand out drinks to neighbors skateboard and wiiffle ball with kids. Shits wild living in like this but yeah moms are ready for freedom it seems.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Looks like my kinda fun. I drink on my porch often and hand out drinks to neighbors skateboard and wiiffle ball with kids. Shits wild living in like this but yeah moms are ready for freedom it seems.

well they really cramp my style. If just peeing alone is difficult, well other things are even more difficult

Well nothing involving other men's dicks. Just saying.

so your threesomes are only with chicks. got it.

And this is why we had that discussion like a week or two ago about why lining up group things is not easy. (that conversation was on Lit right? and here on this thread? )

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well they really cramp my style. If just peeing alone is difficult, well other things are even more difficult

Huh yeah yours must be younger. It gets easier but not easy but you knew.

 

[amanuk]

so your threesomes are only with chicks. got it.

Forget I even said that. It was probably offensive.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Forget I even said that. It was probably offensive.

if that is probably offensive, I don't think you are offending correctly haha.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Huh yeah yours must be younger. It gets easier but not easy but you knew.

indeed, that is why I was a first time mom at 35, wanted to have fun, then become old and boring. old and boring is more difficult than I expected though. Maybe I'll be ready to grow up at 50.

 

[amanuk]

if that is probably offensive, I don't think you are offending correctly haha.

Somebody may find it offensive, and I don't want to offend.

 

[Daisy_Love]

indeed, that is why I was a first time mom at 35, wanted to have fun, then become old and boring. old and boring is more difficult than I expected though. Maybe I'll be ready to grow up at 50.

Nah, you won’t be, trust me I’m the opposite. I had my children young, I’m making up for lost time!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Nah, you won’t be, trust me I’m the opposite. I had my children young, I’m making up for lost time!

You wild and crazy ice queen you!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Somebody may find it offensive, and I don't want to offend.

well, no matter what you say, somebody out there is offended. Today, some of my social media peeps are offended that Cracker Barrel added some vegan items to their menu or something. IDK I guess the concept of not ordering what you don't like is too complex or something. people are so weird.

Nah, you won’t be, trust me I’m the opposite. I had my children young, I’m making up for lost time!

well then I guess I shall be a highly immature 50 year old then. Maybe I can give that cougar thing a try.

 

[amanuk]

well, no matter what you say, somebody out there is offended. Today, some of my social media peeps are offended that Cracker Barrel added some vegan items to their menu or something. IDK I guess the concept of not ordering what you don't like is too complex or something. people are so weird.

Anti-vegan bastards.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You wild and crazy ice queen you!

Haha yes indeedy!! I’m a contradiction in terms I think!