Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Ginmill72]

I'd be with my tall boy PBR can,

Is 'jug' a beer when you place it between your books in-between drinks?

Hahaha.

haha, yeah, you should see me jug a bud light too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fancy sober girls don't like to shit. They merely break wind silently into an embroidered handkerchief.

hahaha. hum, learn something new everyday. I thought fancy sober girls just never removed the stick from their ass.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like your style. I dont know yeah. I am headed to Publix and liquor store for weekly and some cookout party supplies. Peace the fuck out muh fuckers.

have a good party. drink much, and don't set anything on fire that shouldn't be.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'd be with my tall boy PBR can,

Is 'jug' a beer when you place it between your books in-between drinks?

Hahaha.

haha. that was a pretty good autocorrect. I guess my autocorrect really does know me well. and yes, I will totally use my cleavage as a drink holder. add a straw and my hands are free to do whatever.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I shall bring out my Domestic Goddess for a brief moment or two. Oil is easily removed by rubbing a tiny spot of dishwashing liquid onto it before putting it into the machine

chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and vanilla pudding colored with food coloring tips?

 

[jason28053]

I shall bring out my Domestic Goddess for a brief moment or two. Oil is easily removed by rubbing a tiny spot of dishwashing liquid onto it before putting it into the machine

Tips from Debbie

 

[Ginmill72]

Truly convenient, keeping your drink safe from spills and freeing up for more activities.

Enough room for two drinks?
Those would be the perfect cup holders while watching the game or movie

haha. that was a pretty good autocorrect. I guess my autocorrect really does know me well. and yes, I will totally use my cleavage as a drink holder. add a straw and my hands are free to do whatever.

 

[AmberLGreen]

chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and vanilla pudding colored with food coloring tips?

White vinegar or rubbing alcohol.

If you want to be really proactive then nudity and plastic tablecloths are the way to go

 

[AmberLGreen]

Tips from Debbie

I prefer getting the tip

 

[jason28053]

I prefer getting the tip

Tips for Debbie, fixed it

 

[AmberLGreen]

Tips for Debbie, fixed it

I think “Get your tips out for Debbie” would make a great campaign slogan

 

[jason28053]

I think “Get your tips out for Debbie” would make a great campaign slogan

What office are you campaigning for?

 

[AmberLGreen]

What office are you campaigning for?

The Oral orifice Office

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Just a tip?

I prefer getting the tip

 

[jason28053]

The Oral orifice Office

The Ministry of Oral to you

 

[MsNatalie99]

if that much at all

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I got four days off in a row I have things that need to get done but not quite sure what I’m gonna do with myself

I'm jealous. I have some idea what I'd do with myself too.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I got four days off in a row I have things that need to get done but not quite sure what I’m gonna do with myself

I’m confident you’ll figure it out!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve got a couple of ideas maybe one of them twice

only twice?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well to start with probably more, hell who am i kidding it’s gonna be as
Much as possible

and that is how my 4 day weekends usually go.

 

[BrendaBear]

Makes it a good weekend for sure, even if I’m not gonna get used at least I can make myself happy

Sometimes that’s the best we can do

 

[LexxRuthless]

White vinegar or rubbing alcohol.

If you want to be really proactive then nudity and plastic tablecloths are the way to go

Ehhh...plastic bed cover + oil = Slip & Slide fail.
"He shot right out of the bedroom window into the rose bushes!"
https://images.yourdailydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/SlipSlide_Top.jpg

 

[Mo_Bandy]

have a good party. drink much, and don't set anything on fire that shouldn't be.

Party is tomorrow. Just boozing solo and getting cross faded today. Some Publix Bogos you might like Lagunitas 12 packs, Mikes Hard Lemknade, Oberon wine and Tilamook ice cream. Get busy livin.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Party is tomorrow. Just boozing solo and getting cross faded today. Some Publix Bogos you might like Lagunitas 12 packs, Mikes Hard Lemknade, Oberon wine and Tilamook ice cream. Get busy livin.

ah, does it line up for a sports thing or something? already scoped out and planned for Tuesday (when I am in the city). I shall be the lady with a cart full of wine, hard lemonade, chicken nuggets, and ice cream sandwiches. highly nutritious indeed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ehhh...plastic bed cover + oil = Slip & Slide fail.
"He shot right out of the bedroom window into the rose bushes!"
https://images.yourdailydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/SlipSlide_Top.jpg

so that is how you get them to leave after. good to know.