Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought it was drop the soap.

That's if I am the type of person they are looking for.

 

[MsNatalie99]

*whooosh* Right over my head.

You are scaring me, lady. Scare. Ing. Me.


Ben

Sorry. Math frightens me too

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If two chicks can screw five guys in three hours, how many licks does it take to get to your creamy nougat center?


Ben

well, obviously, the only correct answer to this question is "I don't know. Let's find out" and yes, that still holds true even if I know, no one likes a know it all.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That's if I am the type of person they are looking for.

Type of person? Do you like drunks who eat grocery store fried chicken for breakfast? Asking for some muh fuckers,

 

[mynameisben]

well, obviously, the only correct answer to this question is "I don't know. Let's find out" and yes, that still holds true even if I know, no one likes a know it all.

OoooOOooOOhhh!!! Now I just want to rub my cock all over your supermassive cranium.


Ben

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Type of person? Do you like drunks who eat grocery store fried chicken for breakfast? Asking for some muh fuckers,

yup, see, that works for me. My philosophy is first confirm they don't mind drunk bitch Saturday and that they generally have low standards all around. Hey, If you aren't looking for the kind of gal who stumbles out of bed, half lit from the night before, wanders to fridge for an energy drink, and sticks a cold publix drumstick into her mouth while she's there, and ends up with some of breading crumbs on her boobs, yeah, you ain't looking for me. Hey, you just go look for one of those fancy sober girls who doesn't constantly spill food on her boobs if that is what you are in to.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

OoooOOooOOhhh!!! Now I just want to rub my cock all over your supermassive cranium.


Ben

well, no one has asked to do that before lol.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

yup, see, that works for me. My philosophy is first confirm they don't mind drunk bitch Saturday and that they generally have low standards all around. Hey, If you aren't looking for the kind of gal who stumbles out of bed, half lit from the night before, wanders to fridge for an energy drink, and sticks a cold publix drumstick into her mouth while she's there, and ends up with some of breading crumbs on her boobs, yeah, you ain't looking for me. Hey, you just go look for one of those fancy sober girls who doesn't constantly spill food on her boobs if that is what you are in to.

Get help soon weirdo.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Get help soon weirdo.

nah, I moved to Florida instead. no longer weird. problem solved.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well, no one has asked to do that before lol.

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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ok, now I had that request once. circa 02 I think.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sorry. Math frightens me too

But you speak it fluently it seems

 

[Mo_Bandy]

ok, now I had that request once. circa 02 I think.

I am far from bald but this sounds like fun. Except for the mess. Who is gonna clean up?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am far from bald but this sounds like fun. Except for the mess. Who is gonna clean up?

well if you are looking for the kind of gal who cleans, that ain't me. Go look for one of those fancy sober girls who doesn't constantly spill food on her boobs, and likes to clean and iron and shit if that is what you are in to. (side note, same goes for making beds or folding fitted sheets. there are just some things that go too far and I just won't do. have to draw the line somewhere)

 

[Strixaluco]

The first flea market had already closed the fitting rooms (over 15min before they close!) and there was nothing interesting in the other (at least in my size). So now I got chafed heels for the nothing...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The first flea market had already closed the fitting rooms (over 15min before they close!) and there was nothing interesting in the other (at least in my size). So now I got chafed heels for the nothing...

your flea market has fitting rooms. That is cool. We just try shit on in the aisle at mine. hopefully next one will have more choices.

 

[Strixaluco]

your flea market has fitting rooms. That is cool. We just try shit on in the aisle at mine. hopefully next one will have more choices.

Here they usually have. One of the items I was interested in was 20€ and I won't pay that much without proper fitting.

 

[Strixaluco]

New shoes... I have to find a cobbler to do something about them, I didn't walked more than 1,5km to get this result. For some "weird" reason I took the bus back!
https://i.ibb.co/z7Qg093/IMG-20220806-163218.jpg

 

[MsNatalie99]

But you speak it fluently it seems

Oh no no no

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well if you are looking for the kind of gal who cleans, that ain't me. Go look for one of those fancy sober girls who doesn't constantly spill food on her boobs, and likes to clean and iron and shit if that is what you are in to. (side note, same goes for making beds or folding fitted sheets. there are just some things that go too far and I just won't do. have to draw the line somewhere)

Yeah probably 80% of my job is cleaning in some goddamn way so that is usually what I think of. And oil is always a bitch to clean up. Plus with kids dogs hamsters rabbits always thinking about if the mess is worth the effort you know.

 

[Ginmill72]

yup, see, that works for me. My philosophy is first confirm they don't mind drunk bitch Saturday and that they generally have low standards all around. Hey, If you aren't looking for the kind of gal who stumbles out of bed, half lit from the night before, wanders to fridge for an energy drink, and sticks a cold publix drumstick into her mouth while she's there, and ends up with some of breading crumbs on her boobs, yeah, you ain't looking for me. Hey, you just go look for one of those fancy sober girls who doesn't constantly spill food on her boobs if that is what you are in to.

have you been reading my personal ad seeking lady who does...

Now that's my kind of woman.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah probably 80% of my job is cleaning in some goddamn way so that is usually what I think of. And oil is always a bitch to clean up. Plus with kids dogs hamsters rabbits always thinking about if the mess is worth the effort you know.

haha. I get that. I try to avoid too many indoor pets. sure kid, you can have another chicken.

I will totally admit to buying cheap shower curtains, sheets, sink strainers, dishes, as sometimes I will look at things and be like, yeah I'd rather toss it than clean it.

oil does leave faint staining, but as far as sheets, I will wash oil, as it isn't as bad as some things. now edible sauces, I usually end up just going with yeah, not even going to try, will just replace those bitches lol. Only so much chocolate sauce is coming out easily.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

have you been reading my personal ad seeking lady who does...

Now that's my kind of woman.

haha, yeah, you should see me jug a bud light too.

 

[AmberLGreen]

haha. I get that. I try to avoid too many indoor pets. sure kid, you can have another chicken.

I will totally admit to buying cheap shower curtains, sheets, sink strainers, dishes, as sometimes I will look at things and be like, yeah I'd rather toss it than clean it.

oil does leave faint staining, but as far as sheets, I will wash oil, as it isn't as bad as some things. now edible sauces, I usually end up just going with yeah, not even going to try, will just replace those bitches lol. Only so much chocolate sauce is coming out easily.

I shall bring out my Domestic Goddess for a brief moment or two. Oil is easily removed by rubbing a tiny spot of dishwashing liquid onto it before putting it into the machine

 

[Mo_Bandy]

haha. I get that. I try to avoid too many indoor pets. sure kid, you can have another chicken.

I will totally admit to buying cheap shower curtains, sheets, sink strainers, dishes, as sometimes I will look at things and be like, yeah I'd rather toss it than clean it.

oil does leave faint staining, but as far as sheets, I will wash oil, as it isn't as bad as some things. now edible sauces, I usually end up just going with yeah, not even going to try, will just replace those bitches lol. Only so much chocolate sauce is coming out easily.

I like your style. I dont know yeah. I am headed to Publix and liquor store for weekly and some cookout party supplies. Peace the fuck out muh fuckers.