Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[jason28053]

So what is the hand motion for clipboard? Asking for a friend.

It the vagina one “the shocker”?

 

[water_moutina]

Ughhh trying not to get put back in the penalty box again... I am afraid some of you all might mistake it for a gloryhole and surround me

That's not how gloryhole works. You're confusing it with circlejerk or bukkake. Get your penaIties right ffs

 

[LittleSwitchy]

You sound pretty tame. You might not be tall enough to get on this ride

There’s height requirement?

Wondering if 6’5 is enough

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have to dress up for a fancy dinner tonight and I’d seriously rather drink this up charged hotel room booze and stay in by myself I hate dressing up.

Rant over. The weekend is hereeeee!

I would help you empty the bar, we could dress up fancy together, talk politely to all of those around us but then secretly whisper an alphabet of swear words to each other to keep ourselves amused. Could we also play formal evening bingo? Make up our own list of words that we know somebody will say at some point and race each other to cross them off the list. At the end of the evening when we are that drunk we are almost sliding under the tables, we could swap one shoe each and stagger back to the room singing rude songs at the top of our voices.

 

[jason28053]

It the vagina one “the shocker”?

Asking for Cheeky

 

[cheekygirl75]

Who has what plans for the weekend? Yes, I'm being a nosy bitch. Now tell me

I plan to get my ass in gear to do some things around the house that I’ve been putting off for too long.

As they say, you only get one chance to make a first impression.

True, but they also say that everyone deserves a second chance

 

[jason28053]

I would help you empty the bar, we could dress up fancy together, talk politely to all of those around us but then secretly whisper an alphabet of swear words to each other to keep ourselves amused. Could we also play formal evening bingo? Make up our own list of words that we know somebody will say at some point and race each other to cross them off the list. At the end of the evening when we are that drunk we are almost sliding under the tables, we could swap one shoe each and stagger back to the room singing rude songs at the top of our voices.

I’m thinking you’ve done this before Debbie

 

[MsNatalie99]

There’s height requirement?

Wondering if 6’5 is enough

Yes... unless a chandellier or ceiling fan is involved

 

[water_moutina]

I would help you empty the bar, we could dress up fancy together, talk politely to all of those around us but then secretly whisper an alphabet of swear words to each other to keep ourselves amused. Could we also play formal evening bingo? Make up our own list of words that we know somebody will say at some point and race each other to cross them off the list. At the end of the evening when we are that drunk we are almost sliding under the tables, we could swap one shoe each and stagger back to the room singing rude songs at the top of our voices.

I want you in all my events

 

[cheekygirl75]

Watering the grass and ending a 7+ yr drought?

The grass is currently getting watered by Mother Nature and that’s all it’s going to get. I wouldn’t classify the other as housework

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yes... unless a chandellier or ceiling fan is involved

That ducking under stuff gets old.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m thinking you’ve done this before Debbie

Despite the innocent impression I give, I am not a virgin in all aspects of life

 

[MsNatalie99]

That ducking under stuff gets old.

My younger bro is 6'6", so I've seen the stuggle

 

[MsNatalie99]

Thanks for the laughs folks.. hope you all have a great kinky weekend!

You too, BP

 

[amanuk]

True, but they also say that everyone deserves a second chance

As long as you don't blow your second chance.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Who has what plans for the weekend? Yes, I'm being a nosy bitch. Now tell me

just got back from the school. socially necessary clothing off, tacky sundress on. Tomorrow, Japanese steak house dinner with a few mom friends and the kids. nothing exciting lol

you?

 

[haha_on_me]

New glasses already! (Just ordered them on Tuesday)

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Wow, you look absolutely amazing!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so now we know what your hobbies are

damn straight, you should see the way I assault random dudes with Cheetos.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Friend of yours?

hell, thought it might be me for a moment, but turns out false alarm. plus where would I get a golf cart. now repeat with a lawn mower, well maybe.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

curved fingers to look like an "A" ...short Amonuk.. .. yep I am definitely going back in the box

I would not be opposed to the motion in a game of rock, paper, vagina, spock, clipboard. of course, I'm easy in games of rock, paper, vagina.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would help you empty the bar, we could dress up fancy together, talk politely to all of those around us but then secretly whisper an alphabet of swear words to each other to keep ourselves amused. Could we also play formal evening bingo? Make up our own list of words that we know somebody will say at some point and race each other to cross them off the list. At the end of the evening when we are that drunk we are almost sliding under the tables, we could swap one shoe each and stagger back to the room singing rude songs at the top of our voices.

oh I wanna play.

 

[MsNatalie99]

It’s a stupid struggle especially when you forget and hit your head standing up I’m a walking disaster sometimes

I'm 5'8" so some tippy toes, but other wise ok

 

[MsNatalie99]

as you might have noticed i don't like commas in my posts

And I adore you for it

 

[LittleSwitchy]

It’s a stupid struggle especially when you forget and hit your head standing up I’m a walking disaster sometimes

Those 2’ nothing store/ restaurant employees need to get a ladder and hang that stupid promo crap so we don’t walk into it. I think they do it to laugh at the tall people

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It’s a stupid struggle especially when you forget and hit your head standing up I’m a walking disaster sometimes

but you will never know jumping around in a grocery store to try to get enough height to reach something on the back of the top shelf. might be worth it.