Literotica is 22% Women (plus other stats)

[ElectricBlue]

And one for "tightening one's virginity"?

Quite right. I'd go back and edit, but now I've been sprung, I'll not bother .

 

[yowser]

How about 'regaining one's virginity'?

Ought to be a story in there somewhere.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

How about 'regaining one's virginity'?

Ought to be a story in there somewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

 

[yowser]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

Sorry, I wasn't clear. 'Male virginity' reclaimed.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

Can see that done in a Sci-Fi/Fantasy setting with all memories of sexual encounters wiped from the mind.

Of course there is the price that memory wiper is going to ask from the guy that wants to regain his virginity, and he will not even know afterwards what the price is that he has paid, because that is wiped from his memory.

And this will bite him in the butt later on...

 

[stickygirl]

How about 'regaining one's virginity'?

Ought to be a story in there somewhere.

In the UK you can apply to have your virginity reinstated if you've not had sex for two years - just need to send off £15 to HMVO but there's a bit of a backlog atm, so it's hardly worth it.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

In the UK you can apply to have your virginity reinstated if you've not had sex for two years - just need to send off £15 to HMVO but there's a bit of a backlog atm, so it's hardly worth it.

HMVO - Her Majesty's Virgin Orifice Office?

 

[SimonDoom]

In the UK you can apply to have your virginity reinstated if you've not had sex for two years - just need to send off £15 to HMVO but there's a bit of a backlog atm, so it's hardly worth it.

This is a joke, right? What? Things are pretty weird in the US right now so I can believe a lot of things, but WTF?

 

[stickygirl]

This is a joke, right? What? Things are pretty weird in the US right now so I can believe a lot of things, but WTF?

Joke yes, but as a scam there could be some dollar value

 

[SimonDoom]

Joke yes, but as a scam there could be some dollar value

It's hard to tell these days!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

A hymenoplasty is a recognized and not-uncommon surgical procedure to restore a woman’s hymen. Maybe Britain covers it under National Health?

 

[Bubo_bubo]

A hymenoplasty is a recognized and not-uncommon surgical procedure to restore a woman’s hymen. Maybe Britain covers it under National Health?

I don't think so, I think there was even talk of banning it: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59960177

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Ah. Not something I would encourage anybody to do in any case. I’d overlooked that cultural pressure aspect. Thanks.

 

[stickygirl]

Just for the record, I sometimes make outrageous posts with humorous intent. I should follow these up with a
Yes, there was talk of banning it, though some cultures in the UK still practise forced marriages and female circumcision ( female genital mutilation ) abroad. Trading virginity as a commodity is despicable

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Just for the record, I sometimes make outrageous posts with humorous intent. I should follow these up with a
Yes, there was talk of banning it, though some cultures in the UK still practise forced marriages and female circumcision ( female genital mutilation ) abroad. Trading virginity as a commodity is despicable

Gotcha. On the other hand, bureaucracies being what they are, the UK saying “£15 and two box tops” is borderline credible.

Agreed on the other.

 

[jehoram]

Do Litogethers still happen? What are they and how do you find these mysterious beasts?

I'd also like to know. It might be fun to put some faces to names.

 

[TxRad]

The last major one that I know of was in Chicago. A very large one attended by many that were here at the time. I'm sorry that I didn't get to go but maybe not. The lady who set the whole thing up got outed by some unhappy people. The were unhappy from what I understand over the fact that it was a get together and not a fuck fest.

Shit happens and then the good people say the hell with it.

 

[stickygirl]

Gotcha. On the other hand, bureaucracies being what they are, the UK saying “£15 and two box tops” is borderline credible.

Agreed on the other.

I think dear old Blue Peter tv kids show would have said 1,000 foil milk bottle tops. I did go through a fallow period and wonder if I might be able to claim it back.

It might be nice if gender didn't matter online, but clearly it does. A few people know I am an adorable labrador from a good home and have been posting for a number of years without causing offence. I suppose it's inevitable that gender and all that goes with it gets dragged into cyberspace, but I find myself thinking about the scene in Matrix 'What is real?'.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I think dear old Blue Peter tv kids show would have said 1,000 foil milk bottle tops. I did go through a fallow period and wonder if I might be able to claim it back.

It might be nice if gender didn't matter online, but clearly it does. A few people know I am an adorable labrador from a good home and have been posting for a number of years without causing offence. I suppose it's inevitable that gender and all that goes with it gets dragged into cyberspace, but I find myself thinking about the scene in Matrix 'What is real?'.

Lol. EB makes a typo, Simon spots it and comments, and voilà, the thread has a new hijack topic (as AH threads tend to do), a resurrection, a rebirth, a new beginning. It's like a Star Wars movie; just call me George Lucas.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I think dear old Blue Peter tv kids show would have said 1,000 foil milk bottle tops. I did go through a fallow period and wonder if I might be able to claim it back.

It might be nice if gender didn't matter online, but clearly it does. A few people know I am an adorable labrador from a good home and have been posting for a number of years without causing offence. I suppose it's inevitable that gender and all that goes with it gets dragged into cyberspace, but I find myself thinking about the scene in Matrix 'What is real?'.

Young Monk: “There is no spoon.”

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Lol. EB makes a typo, Simon spots it and comments, and voilà, the thread has a new hijack topic (as AH threads tend to do), a resurrection, a rebirth, a new beginning. It's like a Star Wars movie; just call me George Lucas.

Dear Lucas,

For heaven’s sake, call him George so we can all exhale!

Luv,

tp

 

[ElectricBlue]

Dear Lucas,

For heaven’s sake, call him George so we can all exhale!

Luv,

tp

Commas, TP, are important. One mustn't interpolate where one isn't .

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Oh, heavens! Where’s the fun in that?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Double post, oops.

 

[jehoram]

The last major one that I know of was in Chicago. A very large one attended by many that were here at the time. I'm sorry that I didn't get to go but maybe not. The lady who set the whole thing up got outed by some unhappy people. The were unhappy from what I understand over the fact that it was a get together and not a fuck fest.

That's a shame. Maybe we can do it again, with the rules clearly established that it's to meet other writers, not have an orgy. I mean, we're all adults here, and understand that Yes Means Yes and No Means No, and not have hard feelings either way.