Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mika1215]

Ugh good morning all.

considers crawling out from under rock

 

[BrendaBear]

I blame lack of coffee for it.

Amazing how much havoc that can wreak!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Leaving is unsupervised and lack of coffee. I’m surprised the universe is still intact.

 

[Mika1215]

So my first day here, I guess this should be the place to start. Do I have to check my weapons at the door? Is there a cover charge? Why does it smell like piss in here? Are we all getting matching tats?

Welcome! Submit your tat design to the committee. No cover charge, weapons optional.

 

[CMK89]

Hello Horny People/Friends

 

[jason28053]

Welcome! Submit your tat design to the committee. No cover charge, weapons optional.

Tip your waitress

 

[amanuk]

So my first day here, I guess this should be the place to start. Do I have to check my weapons at the door? Is there a cover charge? Why does it smell like piss in here? Are we all getting matching tats?

Smell like piss?!

 

[cheekygirl75]

So my first day here, I guess this should be the place to start. Do I have to check my weapons at the door? Is there a cover charge? Why does it smell like piss in here? Are we all getting matching tats?

Welcome to Chaos and Lit! No need to check weapons and no cover charge… I don’t know about the smell - it’s never smelled like that to me Tats are optional.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Now its Friday, its not official until Daisy says it!

Happy Friday lovely

Happy Friday Daisy!

And to you, MM

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So my first day here, I guess this should be the place to start. Do I have to check my weapons at the door? Is there a cover charge? Why does it smell like piss in here? Are we all getting matching tats?

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[amanuk]

Tip her? Or tip her over? And who leads the commitee? I want to fondle her for special treatment. If its a dude I am challenging him to a festivas grappling duel. Thanks for the greetings peeps.

Just read the rules on the first page and you should be fine.

 

[Daisy_Love]

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[jason28053]

Just read the rules on the first page and you should be fine.

First rule of Chaos
We don’t talk about Chaos!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Tip her? Or tip her over? And who leads the commitee? I want to fondle her for special treatment. If its a dude I am challenging him to a festivas grappling duel. Thanks for the greetings peeps.

Just watch out for the flame thrower, pal!!
She had good aim

 

[BDA73]

Chaos happened when one of the beautiful ladies in this thread posts...or is only that chaos is in my mind

 

[amanuk]

First rule of Chaos
We don’t talk about Chaos!

I thought it was "be kind"?

 

[amanuk]

But if there is rules how is there chaos?

Well, it's orderly chaos.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

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Welcome! @Broken_paladin

Smell like piss?!

Welcome to Chaos and Lit! No need to check weapons and no cover charge… I don’t know about the smell - it’s never smelled like that to me Tats are optional.

Y'all forgot people pissed all over the first page

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh shit, there are rules on the first page??? Crap...

B…b…but I thought you, ahemmmm liked ‘rules’

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Welcome! @Broken_paladin



Y'all forgot people pissed all over the first page

Just marking my territory

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Just watch out for the flame thrower, pal!!
She had good aim

Nah she said she retired that, is just whips now and Nat's firehose

 

[Daisy_Love]

mmmmaybe but its more fun when you break them and see what happens lol

And I thought you were a good girl

Nah she said she retired that, is just whips now and Nat's firehose

Oh dear God, I’m not even asking about that scenario

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nah she said she retired that, is just whips now and Nat's firehose

I can get it out of retirement if necessary

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Nah she said she retired that, is just whips now and Nat's firehose

Sounds like there’s lots to tell there

 

[Daisy_Love]

I can get it out of retirement if necessary

I think you might need it

Oh I will still do dirty things to hear those words, dont you worry

I always had faith in you hehe