Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Oh, I certainly participated in this one. I just didn't think Nat was responsible for starting it. I was thinking of Nebs' "I heard dolphins were extra rapey" comment; I thought that was what pushed us into this conversation. Before that, it was exotic music, right?
I know the answer to the great question of the universe, so let’s go back to the topic of sex binges! 🤣
I came in when Lex was telling us about his garage ciggie story in which he casually mentioned said sex binge
 
Oh, good lord. Walked out to grab a cigarette. En route, my wife picks me off and shows me a meme someone posted recently on Facebook. (I looked but couldn't find it.) Essentially, a pissed-off looking wife says, "I'm going to ignore him all day to teach him a lesson." On the other half of the screen, a guy is working in his garage with power tools and says, "Best day of my life!"

My wife asks one of those wonderful, loaded questions. "Is that accurate?" 😳

I laughed at the meme (to buy time), shook my head (to buy more time), and replied, "Of course not, baby. My top 5 best days ever were all when I spent the whole day with you."

"Really?" she asked. I smiled, nodded, and went outside for my cigarette, breathing a sigh of relief.

Only, when I got back inside she caught me. "Wait, how long ago were those 5 days? That was back when we had sex all the time, wasn't it?!?"

Fuck.
It wasn't that those 5 days were IN A ROW, just that they were all within the first 4 years we were together, before and after we got married. Water came on and said something about 5-day sex binge being illegal, I think.
 
LOL! It wasn't a sex binge story, it was my wife nailing me with one of those questions no husband wants to hear. Hold on, let me copy it.
It wasn't that those 5 days were IN A ROW, just that they were all within the first 4 years we were together, before and after we got married. Water came on and said something about 5-day sex binge being illegal, I think.
Now see, my brain registered the following key pieces of information:

1) Your wife nailed you
2) 5 days in a row
3) Illegal sex binge
 
Good morning you beautiful bunch of whores ❤️💋

I just tried to do a little catching up and have wandered in to sex binges with dolphins!

I haven’t had a sex binge since I was in my late teens and it wasn’t with a dolphin!

As I am on the singles market, and looking for a relationship that does provide some sexual enjoyment, this has got me thinking a little bit. I might start saying that I have only ever been able to have sex once a week and then when I surprise the guy by being able to have it twice, he is going to think he is something really special. That feeling might make him want to encourage me to have it more than that and then I end up with daily sex not because I am a manipulative nymphomaniac but because he thinks he is some super stud 🧐
 
Good morning you beautiful bunch of whores ❤️💋

I just tried to do a little catching up and have wandered in to sex binges with dolphins!

I haven’t had a sex binge since I was in my late teens and it wasn’t with a dolphin!

As I am on the singles market, and looking for a relationship that does provide some sexual enjoyment, this has got me thinking a little bit. I might start saying that I have only ever been able to have sex once a week and then when I surprise the guy by being able to have it twice, he is going to think he is something really special. That feeling might make him want to encourage me to have it more than that and then I end up with daily sex not because I am a manipulative nymphomaniac but because he thinks he is some super stud 🧐

WM gave us a recipe on DIY super studs earlier:
when a guy goes through forced orgasm after he's already drained, his body and mind goes through all the reactions except his balls not generating cum. That will leave him sore. Depending on the man he will be useless for a day or 2 days or more. During which time he will hate you. But once his balls recover, his love for you will return with vengance. well love for your holes actually
 
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