What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Moving sucks because you spend the next month unpacking stuff! I don’t want to unpack more!
 
I now know what it's like to brush my teeth with cortisone cream. I mistook the red tube of cortisone for the red tube of toothpaste. 😞 It actually wasn't too horrible, but it took me a few seconds too long to figure out why the toothpaste tasted weird af.
I did this once with Neosporin. In my defense I was hungover on vacation and it was a mini tube that looked just like travel toothpaste. It tasted disgusting for almost a whole day.

On the upside, I experienced no mouth infections 🤣
 
Might fuck around and wear my ‘Number 1 Dad’ tshirt to the titty bar in hopes some stripper gets emotional and offers up free lap dances.
 
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