Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Dphillips]

Pretty sure nobody but a select few wanna see my Lilly white ass

Psh, I don’t think I’ve seen a better ass.

 

[jason28053]

Psh, I don’t think I’ve seen a better ass.

She’s a lady, called it arse

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Psh, I don’t think I’ve seen a better ass.

I have, it was hairy and everything

She’s a lady, called it arse

Lady shmady don't be an ass

 

[jason28053]

Pretty sure nobody but a select few wanna see my Lilly white ass

maybe if it was bright pink… yeah that’s the ticket

 

[SinfuIDreams]

maybe if it was bright pink… yeah that’s the ticket

There is no pink
Just albino

 

[jason28053]

There is no pink
Just albino

I can think of a few ways it might be pink

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Now back to the regular scheduled chaos program

 

[jason28053]

Now back to the regular scheduled chaos program

Back being the key word

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Back being the key word

Oh stoooop it

 

[amanuk]

I'll leave you two to it.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

No it’s not! It’s a very nice bum!!!

Thanks but it's just a bum after all

I'll leave you two to it.

Nope he's stopping now or I'm spanking him

 

[cheekygirl75]

You know how work meetings are generally tedious and boring?

What’s even worse is having to listen to someone else’s tedious and boring meeting!

 

[amanuk]

Nope he's stopping now or I'm spanking him

Tell him to stop behaving like a horny teenager while you're about it.

 

[VoraciousValue]

you prick, quit fucking offending my damn delicate sensibilities. #teamcunt

My goodness. Would you look at the mouth on this one.

Has she got purty mouth??

 

[SinfuIDreams]

You know how work meetings are generally tedious and boring?

What’s even worse is having to listen to someone else’s tedious and boring meeting!

Oof now that would get to me I'd start playing commercials in my head

 

[VoraciousValue]

aw thanks. With what my bras cost, they should be getting more compliments. Hell, they are the most expensive thing I wear everyday, I should be showing those fuckers to everyone.

I'm curious. Do yours have to be custom made? A friend of mine is a natural I or J cup, and hers have had to be custom since she was 12 years old.

 

[VoraciousValue]

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I should have known you'd beat me to this joke!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Has she got purty mouth??

well it is a little dirty at times, but I'm good with it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm curious. Do yours have to be custom made? A friend of mine is a natural I or J cup, and hers have had to be custom since she was 12 years old.

no. I just wore the wrong sizes until internet shopping lead me to the land of decent bras called the UK. I had done a custom bra once before. I was amazed at all the choices that the UK had that just hadn't existed in America.

 

[VoraciousValue]

well it is a little dirty at times, but I'm good with it.

I like women with dirty mouths. A woman with a trucker's mouth is even better.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

no. I just wore the wrong sizes until internet shopping lead me to the land of decent bras called the UK. I had done a custom bra once before. I was amazed at all the choices that the UK had that just hadn't existed in America.

Australia has a pretty large option for bigger sized cups but normal sized widths. One of my lovely ex subs had the same issue

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

no. I just wore the wrong sizes until internet shopping lead me to the land of decent bras called the UK. I had done a custom bra once before. I was amazed at all the choices that the UK had that just hadn't existed in America.

I'd agree this is true in the last few years for me. A decade ago though, I had to order my bras in Australia for a good fit. Had to order a haul every time I want one because import taxes are a bitch.

I'm convinced my shopping habits at Gilly Hicks is the reason Hollister now have branches in the UK

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'd agree this is true in the last few years for me. A decade ago though, I had to order my bras in Australia for a good fit. Had to order a haul every time I want one because import taxes are a bitch.

I'm convinced my shopping habits at Gilly Hicks is the reason Hollister now have branches in the UK

I think the situation has improved some. Like, In the past, you had like victoria's secret, or JCP with mostly playtex etc, whose cups didn't really go past a DDD, or somewhere like lane bryant whose bands didn't go below a 38. Then internet, and companies saw they were losing us to foreign markets, so Lane started offering smaller bands, Wacoal just said screw it, we will buy Eveden bringing Elomi and Freya designs and products into their portfolio. And department stores started seeing the issue and importing so like macy's started buying some curvy kate etc.

It is still not a lot to pick from, but I truly didn't even know other countries actually had decent size choices because they used to not exist at all in American stores. Once they knew we now knew these things exist, they did start at least offering a handful of options lol.

 

[jason28053]

I like women with dirty mouths. A woman with a trucker's mouth is even better.

A mother trucker if you will?

 

[water_moutina]

I like women with dirty mouths

*Throws away my toothbrush*