Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

not that I have found, the men from most of the states I've tried have similar techniques. I am not sure where this oral hesitation is coming from.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

* quickly deletes my boob pic PM

Wait. What?
What did we miss?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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Because I am a hedonist mostly. Where things get twisty is I am also a bored bitch too.

 

[Dphillips]

About 2 people a year in FL have a shark accident. About 3 people a week either die or are dismembered due from an Alligator attack. I-75 from Naples to Miami, if you run off the road into the swamp, we don’t even go look for you. You’re just on your own.

 

[Dphillips]

hum. that sounds a little rigid.

I never even thought of my response in a perverted way

 

[LittleSwitchy]

hum. that sounds a little rigid.

Sounds rigid or frigid?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

About 2 people a year in FL have a shark accident. About 3 people a week either die or are dismembered due from an Alligator attack. I-75 from Naples to Miami, if you run off the road into the swamp, we don’t even go look for you. You’re just on your own.

you are wildly overestimate the death rate of alligators. we had this debate last week. lol Alligators have a bad reputation, but it is mostly just talk.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sounds rigid or frigid?

both probably

 

[MsNatalie99]

you are wildly overestimate the death rate of alligators. we had this debate last week. lol Alligators have a bad reputation, but it is mostly just talk.

Right, every state has its natural dangers. Some have Gators snakes and scorpions. Some have coyotes, deadites, and Ed 209

 

[BrendaBear]

Because I am a hedonist mostly. Where things get twisty is I am also a bored bitch too.

Maybe, but a delightful bored bitch.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Right, every state has its natural dangers. Some have Gators snakes and scorpions. Some have coyotes, deadites, and Ed 209

Where I live, we have the Middle Class

 

[Dphillips]

you are wildly overestimate the death rate of alligators. we had this debate last week. lol Alligators have a bad reputation, but it is mostly just talk.

I don’t argue with anyone but in this case all I will say is I watch it happen weekly. This is a very very common thing here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Maybe, but a delightful bored bitch.

Aw thanks. I do amuse myself.....probably too often.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Where I live, we have the Middle Class

oh that sounds rough.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Where I live, we have the Middle Class

They kind of died out here with covid. Nowadays it's just poor poorer poorest

 

[Mo_Bandy]

you are wildly overestimate the death rate of alligators. we had this debate last week. lol Alligators have a bad reputation, but it is mostly just talk.

Lies all lies. What are you some Alligator Lobbyist?

 

[BrendaBear]

Lies all lies. What are you some Alligator Lobbyist?

Oooh! Is there a gator fetish going on? Do tell!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t argue with anyone but in this case all I will say is I watch it happen weekly. This is a very very common thing here.

florida fish and wildlife investigates all attacks and has for 70 years. There have been 26 recorded fatalities from 1948 to 2021, they will release their new report including this year in November, like they do every year. I also suspect some of those early ones could even be body dumps due to lack of forensics, and people do try to dump bodies with alligators. Either way though, that is an 26 fatalities in 70 years. That is not very very common. yes there are more bites, but fatalities are rare, and unprovoked bites aren't all that common either (442 in 70 years is their finding). I live in swamp area. I live on a lake, in florida. I swim with alligators all the time. Apparently I am just ballsier, except everyone I know does too. Never had a bite except when young dudes catch them to show off.

 

[Daisy_Love]

So they don’t see the Glaswegian handshake approaching

Ehhhhh I am not a Weegie

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Oooh! Is there a gator fetish going on? Do tell!

What, are you looking for new hand bag?
Lol

 

[Dphillips]

florida fish and wildlife investigates all attacks and has for 70 years. There have been 26 recorded fatalities from 1948 to 2021, they will release their new report including this year in November, like they do every year. I also suspect some of those early ones could even be body dumps due to lack of forensics, and people do try to dump bodies with alligators. Either way though, that is an 26 fatalities in 70 years. That is not very very common. yes there are more bites, but fatalities are rare, and unprovoked bites aren't all that common either (442 in 70 years is their finding). I live in swamp area. I live on a lake, in florida. I swim with alligators all the time. Apparently I am just ballsier, except everyone I know does too. Never had a bite except when young dudes catch them to show off.

They don’t investigate a car driving off into the swamp. That’s not an attack.

Happens all time on 75 between Naples and Miami.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Morning chaotic chaos crew

Morning Zel

 

[BrendaBear]

Ehhhhh I am not a Weegie

I had to re-read that 3 times to realize it did not say “I am not a wedgie”.

 

[Strixaluco]

Either way though, that is an 26 fatalities in 70 years. That is not very very common. yes there are more bites, but fatalities are rare, and unprovoked bites aren't all that common either (442 in 70 years is their finding).

I find that to be a big number. Here people freak about wolves, and they haven't killed anyone in about 150 years.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I had to re-read that 3 times to realize it did not say “I am not a wedgie”.

I had to google it