Twisted FKM

[King_Willie]

"FKM!" the drunken fratboys proclaimed amid laughter.
Somehow, the three women in the booth at the far end of the noisy bar heard them.
A shiver crawled down the fratboys spines when the women got up and approached them.

"F it is," winked the Succubus.

“K. I'm in," sneered the Vampiress.

“M-e too,” grinned the Lich.

 

[ericrodman101]

FKM?

 

[King_Willie]

It's a silly game, pick any three people and choose which you'd Fuck, which you'd Kill, and which you'd Marry.

 

[Carnevil9]

Yeah, best to define your TLAs (three letter acronyms) when you post them. Not everyone moves in the same social circles.

 

[sirhugs]

also, what is a Lich?

 

[LupusDei]

also, what is a Lich?

Without looking it up... (where's fun in that?)

...my first association is of a magical creature somehow connected with the undead. I may be wrong. As the acronym was explained, she would go on the second position then, probably. Vampires can be killed after all, in typical modern depictions, only it takes a bit more work and creativity to do so. Although after fucking a succubus an undead wife might also be fitting.

Then a drunk macho guy could probably think he could fuck the Lich, kill the Vampire, and marry the Succubus and fail ridiculously on every one.

 

[sirhugs]

many of us married a Succubus...ooops...did I while that out loud?
I mean my ex was a wonderfulwoman who deserved a better man that I am...yeahhhh that's the ticket

 

[King_Willie]

Sorry I wasn't clearer in my original post, folks, I was blurting out an idea, trying to get it typed before the wine tooketh what it had giveth.

Yeah, IIRC a Lich is an extremely powerful undead wizard/sorceress.

I thought it would be funny someone trying to fuck a succubus, kill a vampire, or marry essentially a female Imhotep (The Mummy Trilogy)/ female Rasputin (animated Anastasia movie)/ female Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean). Someone so stubborn in their quest for ultimate power that not even death could stop them.

As long as it's sexy and scarily spicy, it doesn't have to be in that order, you can switch it around.