Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

You did, so it's our fault diobolical

Exactly!!! If she hadn’t wrote don’t click I wouldn’t have been tempted

 

[MsNatalie99]

They can be useful for reaching high shelves and carrying heavy grocery bags.

Nah, I got a step stool and dogs. In my experience all they do after is sit in my chair, and hog my bed

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nah, I got a step stool and dogs. In my experience all they do after is sit in my chair, and hog my bed

Your dogs carry the groceries????

 

[MsNatalie99]

Your dogs carry the groceries????

Yours doesn't. I only kid. Yes my dogs will bring in the groceries one bag at a time. However, I have to tie the bags and leave the loops pointing up. Cases of water, and soda are on me

 

[MsNatalie99]

Your dogs carry the groceries????

I also have a tiny little basket, and if I put it in the fridge and leave a drink in it, rocky, my oldest will bring it to me.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yours doesn't. I only kid. Yes my dogs will bring in the groceries one bag at a time. However, I have to tie the bags and leave the loops pointing up. Cases of water, and soda are on me

That’s amazing! How long did it take you to train them to do that?

I want to train my dog to put her tennis balls away (she has a basket of them & is picky about which one she wants, so she’ll dump the whole thing out to find the right one ). But Idk how to get her to pick something up when she doesn’t do it on her own.

 

[Mika1215]

Sounds great but Rican mangos are best

Possibly true, but of the dried mangoes that you can find in the store, I'll argue Philippine all day every day.

Of course, fresh everything is best closest to where the tree is.

 

[MsNatalie99]

That’s amazing! How long did it take you to train them to do that?

It took me two or three weeks to get Rocky to do it. Only a week between me and Rocky to get Oscar to follow suit.

I want to train my dog to put her tennis balls away (she has a basket of them & is picky about which one she wants, so she’ll dump the whole thing out to find the right one ). But Idk how to get her to pick something up when she doesn’t do it on her own.

I still struggle with that one. Rocky is good about keeping his toys out of the middle of the floor. However, Oscar will pull anything out of anywhere and leave it lie. No sooner does rocky put it away, that Oscar will bring it right back out. The little bastard also gets into my butt stuff box and we'll run around the house with dildos in his mouth

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

that's why i typed 'don't click'

When my brother and I were little kids, we stayed with my grandparents when my parents went on a trip with friends. My grandpa was laying down the laws of the land and the last thing he told us was “do not press this red button, whatever you do” and then went back into the kitchen. Me and bro just stood there staring at it for a minute before I saw my own hand slowly reaching up, finger pointed, pressing down… Fuck was that alarm loud.

 

[MsNatalie99]

When my brother and I were little kids, we stayed with my grandparents when my parents went on a trip with friends. My grandpa was laying down the laws of the land and the last thing he told us was “do not press this red button, whatever you do” and then went back into the kitchen. Me and bro just stood there staring at it for a minute before I saw my own hand slowly reaching up, finger pointed, pressing down… Fuck was that alarm loud.

It was different for us. If my biological father said not to do something, we knew we were getting whipped for doing it. After he was gone I kind of just started doing what I wanted

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yours doesn't. I only kid. Yes my dogs will bring in the groceries one bag at a time. However, I have to tie the bags and leave the loops pointing up. Cases of water, and soda are on me

That’s fucking amazing!!!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

that's exactly why i said 'don't click'

And I love you for it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s amazing! How long did it take you to train them to do that?

I want to train my dog to put her tennis balls away (she has a basket of them & is picky about which one she wants, so she’ll dump the whole thing out to find the right one ). But Idk how to get her to pick something up when she doesn’t do it on her own.

My dog never puts her toys back in the basket!

 

[MsNatalie99]

That’s fucking amazing!!!!

My aunt used to train dogs professionally for American Kennel Club events. She has 11 dogs, but you wouldn't know it going into her house it is so quiet.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It was different for us. If my biological father said not to do something, we knew we were getting whipped for doing it. After he was gone I kind of just started doing what I wanted

I think he was psychologically profiling us. We didn’t even get yelled at. And grandpa word was law, he was a commanding presence. But the button was red dammit

 

[MsNatalie99]

I think he was psychologically profiling us. We didn’t even get yelled at. And grandpa word was law, he was a commanding presence. But the button was red dammit

That's the way it is with my Abuela. You don't so much as look her in the eye when she telling you to do something. It doesn't matter if you're 3, 13, or 30, she will put your ass down.

 

[Ingenue844]

I hope you jumped back into bed then! Also, welcome to Chaos!

She turned around and went back to the office. She had been there, but forgot she told me to contact her at a specific time. I hope we don’t make plans for a Sunday again. Neither of us were in work mode.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's the way it is with my Abuela. You don't so much as look her in the eye when she telling you to do something. It doesn't matter if you're 3, 13, or 30, she will put your ass down.

Right!!!! We ALL knew better. I think somewhere in the back of my 7 year old subconscious mind I thought “I have enough charisma to pull this off without consequences.” Because grandpa thought I was a hot shit

 

[MsNatalie99]

Right!!!! We ALL knew better. I think somewhere in the back of my 7 year old subconscious mind I thought “I have enough charisma to pull this off without consequences.” Because grandpa thought I was a hot shit

My Abuelo loved me. Probably because I watched TV with him, so he'd occasionally take a hit for me

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My Abuelo loved me. Probably because I watched TV with him, so he'd occasionally take a hit for me

Awwww . Fuck I miss my grandparents!!!! I was lucky I had them as long as I did

 

[MsNatalie99]

Awwww . Fuck I miss my grandparents!!!! I was lucky I had them as long as I did

Me too. My Abuelo, I mean. Abuela's still around. He was the first one I came out to, and his response.... Okay, wanna watch Clint?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

(don't click)

Hub yeah kinda what I was expecting and I dont care for that shit.

 

[Dphillips]

Good afternoon all you perverted people who just love chaos!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Awwww . Fuck I miss my grandparents!!!! I was lucky I had them as long as I did

all of my grandparents had passed by the time I was 10.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

all of my grandparents had passed by the time I was 10.

My last Grammy died in 2020, I was 37? Miss them all terribly .