Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Could you please make note of the restraint required on my part not to make jokes regarding facials. I feared now might not be the right time, maybe later.

Glad it's all sorted and hope the bank account doesn't hurt too much

I know. it was so hard, but she had a rough day, so I behaved.

 

[jason28053]

Well cpr is basically making out with an unconscious person and slapping them in the tits

Can you slap each other’s tits?

 

[water_moutina]

Well cpr is basically making out with an unconscious person and slapping them in the tits

Hahahahaha
So basically the men have no chance of getting revived?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Naked breath play?

Have you been following along at all?
Yes. Naked breath play

 

[Diosax]

I'm guessing the tow must have caused upwards of $450

The tow alone was $310 (probably bc it was less than 24 hrs) but i also got slapped with a parking ticket $68 dollars.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can you slap each other’s tits?

Well I will be unconscious

 

[jason28053]

Hahahahaha
So basically the men have no chance of getting revived?

You have to blow us! Duh

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hahahahaha
So basically the men have no chance of getting revived?

No we try to save as many as we can for breeding purposes.

This is going off the rails fast

 

[water_moutina]

You have to blow us! Duh

I hope Amazon does delivery on bombs

 

[water_moutina]

No we try to save as many as we can for breeding purposes.

This is going off the rails fast

This is chaos thread. There are no rails

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No we try to save as many as we can for breeding purposes.

This is going off the rails fast

wait, breeding. yeah. i'll stick to the scooby snacks. been there, done that.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Have you been following along at all?
Yes. Naked breath play

Course he has. Jason's never more than one Nebs post away. Watching, waiting, thirsting

 

[MsNatalie99]

I hope Amazon does delivery on bombs

They don't. Checked for a friend

 

[MsNatalie99]

Well cpr is basically making out with an unconscious person and slapping them in the tits

Oh dear lord no

 

[MsNatalie99]

Just hurt her tongue with your tongue

Teach me

 

[MsNatalie99]

Well I will be unconscious

Kinky....

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hahahahaha
So basically the men have no chance of getting revived?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Right lovelies I need to get my payroll sorted preferably with out peeing my pants in laugher
Back later be naughty...be sinful

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

You should make porn. Like turn your rants into actual movies.... I'd watch that shit. I'd watcs a W.Moutina origional production on family movie night. Gotta be better than Marvel Phase 4.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Right lovelies I need to get my payroll sorted preferably with out peeing my pants in laugher
Back later be naughty...be sinful

Good night Sin

 

[jason28053]

PSA

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

PSA

I have been to Dick's and it was so not what I expected.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I have been to Dick's and it was so not what I expected.

Right... such a let down.

 

[cascadiabound]

Fine! Nebs is not swooning on the pool table. She's "dying" on the pool table. This is totally not an attempt to make sinful give her cpr

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[MsNatalie99]

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She's teasing the blue balls hot but mean