Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[frappingwilly]

F

Free Willy!

If you don't mind

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See I've always been good on communicating

you are an excellent communicator. who doesn't get snacks.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You ever wanna learn just let me know
I'm sure I could rustle up at least a couple of dozen willing whipping posts

Wait.. We’re doing whip hits?

 

[water_moutina]

lol, I am so confused. I think in the past 3 pages the only thing I followed were scooby snacks lol.

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

 

[water_moutina]

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8ff3df664b864ff0a9dd901ec05a0e72/7193b76ea73b935f-c8/s540x810/60c5214cf7f61c2c02a9b55d6408d57e9aa97ecf.gifv
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[SinfuIDreams]

Wait.. We’re doing whip hits?

I'd come out of retirement for you lot

 

[Cotswolds]

Hey, good morning freaks, you're still up and at it then? Hope you're all well. I've had a little scroll back through, but fuck knows what you're all going on about.

@Diosax, sorry to hear about your car and facial, hopefully both get resolved

I'll be slowly waking up and drinking tea

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

OMG IM FUCKING -DYING- RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

 

[water_moutina]

OMG IM FUCKING -DYING- RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Fine! Nebs is not swooning on the pool table. She's "dying" on the pool table. This is totally not an attempt to make sinful give her cpr

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

and why didn't I get an invite to this party?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

OMG IM FUCKING -DYING- RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Same just had the receptionist ask if I'm ok

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll explain. Sinful wears heels and a tight dress and pretends to be angry and speaks in British siri voice. And that made neb swoon and spread her legs on the pool table in that bar, the same bar where the barmaid is flirting with this bri'ish guy with his willy hanging free

Can we give you an award for this post or something? Fucking brilliant

 

[jason28053]

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a9c38ad861d41d8555ffcd3e40c4b4c/7193b76ea73b935f-b9/s540x810/1b17fe201f796c29620497edb7a41fac3d19ae5c.gifv

Exactly!

 

[Diosax]

Hey, good morning freaks, you're still up and at it then? Hope you're all well. I've had a little scroll back through, but fuck knows what you're all going on about.

@Diosax, sorry to hear about your car and facial, hopefully both get resolved

I'll be slowly waking up and drinking tea

Thank you yes i got the car resolved. The facial they didn't have any more appointments for the day and I didn't want to stay another day but finally home

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Same just had the receptionist ask if I'm ok

That was pure gold. Kudos @water_moutina

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Fine! Nebs is not swooning on the pool table. She's "dying" on the pool table. This is totally not an attempt to make sinful give her cpr

I don't know cpr I'm no good at helping just hurting

 

[water_moutina]

and why didn't I get an invite to this party?

Because you were too focused on the Scooby snack

 

[water_moutina]

I don't know cpr I'm no good at helping just hurting

Just hurt her tongue with your tongue

 

[jason28053]

I don't know cpr I'm no good at helping just hurting

She was talking about mouth to mouth?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't know cpr I'm no good at helping just hurting

I figured we could try some breath play

 

[Cotswolds]

Thank you yes i got the car resolved. The facial they didn't have any more appointments for the day and I didn't want to stay another day but finally home

Could you please make note of the restraint required on my part not to make jokes regarding facials. I feared now might not be the right time, maybe later.

Glad it's all sorted and hope the bank account doesn't hurt too much

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

She was talking about mouth to mouth?

Well cpr is basically making out with an unconscious person and slapping them in the tits

 

[jason28053]

I figured we could try some breath play

Naked breath play?

 

[water_moutina]

Thank you yes i got the car resolved. The facial they didn't have any more appointments for the day and I didn't want to stay another day but finally home

I'm guessing the tow must have caused upwards of $450

 

[Diosax]

Could you please make note of the restraint required on my part not to make jokes regarding facials. I feared now might not be the right time, maybe later.

I do recognize that and thank you for not making a joke about it. Lol

Glad it's all sorted and hope the bank account doesn't hurt too much

Tysm. I think my bank account will survive. I'm trying not to sweat it. Money comes and goes.

Good morning btw