Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

I was doing some stage work in Summer Stock, bent down and ripped my pants crotch from front to back. At least I was wearing underwear. I found a bunch of safety pins to hook myself back together. I had a small part in the play and the leads called me out at curtain call to take a bow.
To have been there and seen that 😛
 
Not a malfunction really but more of me just being dumb and forgetful. Most of the time I don’t unzip my pants cause of my weight loss they just come off, but I do forget to zip them back up sometimes and if you have seen any of my pics in the Fun Undies Thread I have very colorful boxers, and nobody tells me when my zipper is down hopefully people enjoy it 🤣😂
How much weigh did you lose? Tell me to fuck off if I am tooo nosey
 
Ok, I want to be a bit nosey with the chaos crew. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunctions and what was it?
So kind of a wardrobe malfunction situation. When my youngest was a newborn, I was extremely sleep deprived. I had just finished breastfeeding him when the doorbell rang for a package I had to sign for. I didn’t even realize I never clipped my tank top back up and had my tshirt still pulled up. 🤦🏻‍♀️ The delivery guy didn’t make indication he peeped my boob that I remember but I for sure had most of my titty out.
 
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