Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Ok, I want to be a bit nosey with the chaos crew. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunctions and what was it?
way too often, button down blouses are my nemesis. Flashed my bra at a room full of men on during a presentation and no one told me. Spent lord knows how long on a sales floor with customers until a woman told me. Day 2 on this job because of carrying tool bags, a man told me awkwardly while looking up, then later reported himself to HR for telling me just in case I complained lol. Wore a shirt inside out (button down) the whole day and no one told me. Had to staple tops twice as lost buttons. Finally I eliminated all buttons unless with a tank top.

went to work in 2 different shoes once. luckily I kept a pair of dressier boots at my desk so I was able to swap. Had to staple a bra once as the strap tore.
 
Ok, I want to be a bit nosey with the chaos crew. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunctions and what was it?
I have an almost one… I almost flashed my whole senior class my boobs. It was after our senior dinner and we were getting in the bus… I was wearing a strapless dress that had a stretchy top that I didn’t need a bra for. I was one of the last ones in the bus and as I got to the top step, I stepped on the front hem of my dress & it got pulled way too far down for my comfort, but I did catch it in time.
 
way too often, button down blouses are my nemesis. Flashed my bra at a room full of men on during a presentation and no one told me. Spent lord knows how long on a sales floor with customers until a woman told me. Day 2 on this job because of carrying tool bags, a man told me awkwardly while looking up, then later reported himself to HR for telling me just in case I complained lol. Wore a shirt inside out (button down) the whole day and no one told me. Had to staple tops twice as lost buttons. Finally I eliminated all buttons unless with a tank top.

went to work in 2 different shoes once. luckily I kept a pair of dressier boots at my desk so I was able to swap. Had to staple a bra once as the strap tore.

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Ok, I want to be a bit nosey with the chaos crew. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunctions and what was it?
I was doing some stage work in Summer Stock, bent down and ripped my pants crotch from front to back. At least I was wearing underwear. I found a bunch of safety pins to hook myself back together. I had a small part in the play and the leads called me out at curtain call to take a bow.
 
that does remind me of flashing my thong in skirts a few times, (but not at work, and I knew the risk lol)

Also, I am really surprised to hear the prim and proper and quiet and classy voice. I expected a little idk loud, less serious. (though I always interpret those in the UK as proper and classy voices lol)
 
I have an almost one… I almost flashed my whole senior class my boobs. It was after our senior dinner and we were getting in the bus… I was wearing a strapless dress that had a stretchy top that I didn’t need a bra for. I was one of the last ones in the bus and as I got to the top step, I stepped on the front hem of my dress & it got pulled way too far down for my comfort, but I did catch it in time.
oh no. Actually I flashed a portion of my class too. I forgot school swim classes. switched to wearing tshirts over my bathing suit lol
 
that does remind me of flashing my thong in skirts a few times, (but not at work, and I knew the risk lol)

Also, I am really surprised to hear the prim and proper and quiet and classy voice. I expected a little idk loud, less serious. (though I always interpret those in the UK as proper and classy voices lol)
that does sound like it was not so much a malfunction as a well intended move on your part :p
 
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