Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Strixaluco]

You measure your cock's weight in stone?

Ladies.... Do not pass him by.

I'd actually run fast to the opposite direction. Too much is too much!

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Right off to put my face on and attempt to look like a human instead of a swamp beast
Back laters TC everyone

 

[AlexBailey]

Originally an inch was supposed to be the width of the king's thumb and a foot was his actual foot. A cubit was the length of a forarm... it's amazing that some patriarchy didn't end up with a "hard dick" as an official measurement.

 

[jason28053]

You measure your cock's weight in stone?

Ladies.... Do not pass him by.

Yes! My cock is the official measurement for 1 stone

 

[hotoldrguy]

Latin? Wow you are a very educated perv!

And yes. I have always heard "root" as well.

never really came up in conversation before...

 

[pumaman23]

Hey, did you guys know that there are bars where instead of a dart board in the back they have axe throwing?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey, did you guys know that there are bars where instead of a dart board in the back they have axe throwing?

My daughter and her friends actually went to one.

 

[pumaman23]

My daughter and her friends actually went to one.

Im going to one this afternoon. If I don't come back just know that I had fun

 

[AmberLGreen]

Flights cancelled today so no bush plane so stuck in hotel, what is a boy to do...

I have heard it called a landing strip but never a bush plane

 

[frappingwilly]

I have heard it called a landing strip but never a bush plane

Stopped me going bush whacking :-(

 

[hotoldrguy]

at the bulbourethral gland i suppose?

WOW! Looks like you have done quite the thorough study!

 

[Mika1215]

God I wish this were a thing! It would be like Air-b-n-b with bodies instead of houses... They'd have to have some serious regulations on partying...

No one would read the fucking user's manuals, either.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lololol I swear I didn't know. Must have touched that thread link when I wanted to touch the chaos thread link

that is exactly how I ended up on Eat It Like You Mean It. Must be a Lit conspiracy.

 

[jason28053]

Nothing wrong with extra topping


https://c.tenor.com/wyiJsZy18wwAAAAM/whip-cream.gif

Debbie Does Toppings

 

[jason28053]

Lololol I swear I didn't know. Must have touched that thread link when I wanted to touch the chaos thread link

And by link you mean bean ?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Debbie Does Toppings

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Debbiedoesdallas.jpg/220px-Debbiedoesdallas.jpg

 

[jason28053]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Debbiedoesdallas.jpg/220px-Debbiedoesdallas.jpg

Yes! That’s our Debbie

 

[AlexBailey]

Yes! My cock is the official measurement for 1 stone

Okay... this is echoing in my head now. OCD/ADHD and kink are a tough combination.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Debbiedoesdallas.jpg/220px-Debbiedoesdallas.jpg

I always thought that was just a joke! I didn’t know there really was such a movie!

 

[jason28053]

just add r at the end of the lifeless thing he wants to use as measurement (ie stone+r=stoner)

CockR

 

[jason28053]

I always thought that was just a joke! I didn’t know there really was such a movie!

I think it’s where our Bambi got her name

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Its after 1pm here. Anyone boozing yet?

 

[Dphillips]

Its after 1pm here. Anyone boozing yet?

5 beers in

 

[Mo_Bandy]

5 beers in

Nice! What kinda beers you knocking back?

 

[VoraciousValue]

What the hell's going on around here, huh?