Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mika1215]

sausages or dicks?

Both!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Okay. Where exactly is the 'root' deemed to begin for these purposes? And do you measure across the top or from underneath?

I just take pics alongside a champagne bottle and assume that speaks for itself, because I'm classy like that.

yeah, champagne totally makes dick pics classier, right

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so I should visit canada?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Probably g&ts again… depending on how I feel. Might be a slow wine night…

I will start on Jack in a couple of hours and save the Cava and cocktails until you start drinking. Give you a fair chance

 

[Dphillips]

Good morning/afternoon everyone!!!

It’s the weekend!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good morning/afternoon everyone!!!

It’s the weekend!

good morning, and indeed. Saturday is my favorite day of the week.

 

[Dphillips]

In the fall Saturday is my fav. College Football!

Any big plans for the day?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In the fall Saturday is my fav. College Football!

Any big plans for the day?

my plans are do as little as possible. you?

Any favorite team?

 

[Dphillips]

Going out on the boat today. Assuming it doesn’t storm.

Notre Dame fan! Born and raised that way. Plus I’m Irish lol

 

[Cotswolds]

So, am I right in assuming that tonight is alcohol & dick pick night? Can't commit to this until I check availability of penis photoshop app or miniature beer bottles

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, am I right in assuming that tonight is alcohol & dick pick night? Can't commit to this until I check availability of penis photoshop app or miniature beer bottles

good luck, I just think I will go with a wine bottle and a stand in dick, given my own is well....

 

[jason28053]

Sorry I missed it. I always cum for sausage

ETA - but not Chicago sausage. I leave that to those with more taste

You lost your sense of taste did you Debbie?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Going out on the boat today. Assuming it doesn’t storm.

Notre Dame fan! Born and raised that way. Plus I’m Irish lol

that sounds nice. do you fish, ski, or just hang out on the boat?

 

[Dphillips]

that sounds nice. do you fish, ski, or just hang out on the boat?

Today we will just boat around. Make 4 or 5 stops. I like to boat up the coast stop for lunch and dinner. Stay in a hotel and then boat back down the next day. We get far enough away from the coast that we look for dolphins and other things.

Obviously beer is involved. Ha!

 

[Dphillips]

good luck, I just think I will go with a wine bottle and a stand in dick, given my own is well....

What’s the wine of choice?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What’s the wine of choice?

cheap overly sweet red. because cheap and overly sweet are just good and the red is "for my health"

 

[BrendaBear]

Haven't had a proper haircut in 20+ years. The conversations did piss me off back then a little

My late wife always cut my hair, maybe once every two years or so. But she’s been gone for almost 5 years now. The funny thing is, I think it is a little shorter now than it was then.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So, just did my weeklyvisit to large home improvement store and it was goddamn entertaining, depressing and even infuriating. First there was the angry old white dude making blatant racist comments for all to hear. Next was the dirtbag slack-jawed couple arguing over dumb shit that ended in her crying. Finally there was very large tattooed lady with pink hair wearing some thin overalls and what looked like only bra underneath. I am probably not doing her justice. Almost took pic but that would have not been appropriate I guess. It was all too fucking wild man jesus.

 

[Booboobear84]

Haircuts are the worst. Maybe 4-5 times a year I can find the energy. Its not so much the haircut but the potential of conversation that really does a muh fucker in.

Our guy is interesting in his own way. He's Brazilian and visits home regularly, so we get some first hand accounts on what's going on there. For the length of time he visits the conversation is interesting.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, just did my weeklyvisit to large home improvement store and it was goddamn entertaining, depressing and even infuriating. First there was the angry old white dude making blatant racist comments for all to hear. Next was the dirtbag slack-jawed couple arguing over dumb shit that ended in her crying. Finally there was very large tattooed lady with pink hair wearing some thin overalls and what looked like only bra underneath. I am probably not doing her justice. Almost took pic but that would have not been appropriate I guess. It was all too fucking wild man jesus.

damn that sounds like bumblefuck Ace Hardware not a city home improvement store. Guess city stores have gone down hill lol

 

[Dphillips]

cheap overly sweet red. because cheap and overly sweet are just good and the red is "for my health"

I’m always curious what wine people drink. I’ve never had one that I actually can drink multiple glasses of. Sweet is better than dry tho, no doubt there!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m always curious what wine people drink. I’ve never had one that I actually can drink multiple glasses of. Sweet is better than dry tho, no doubt there!

Well, I used to be a screwdriver kind of gal, but as I got older, yeah red wine "for my health"

 

[AmberLGreen]

You lost your sense of taste did you Debbie?

Get drinking the pineapple juice and I will let you know later Geoff

 

[Booboobear84]

In regular shoes I’m only 5’11
In fuck me heels I’m 6’6.
Edit: I don’t wear them often. I prefer to stay low key.

I suspect clothing is a bit of pain to find. I just hope you don't slump to look shorter. I find many of my young women dance partners do this. I tell them all the same thing: any guy worth your time expects to look up to you (in the nuance of tone it is clear I mean that both figuratively and literally).

 

[AmberLGreen]

So, am I right in assuming that tonight is alcohol & dick pick night? Can't commit to this until I check availability of penis photoshop app or miniature beer bottles

If you are sticking it in a miniature beer bottle, may I suggest a little bit of baby oil poured into the bottle first and also lather your penis in it too. We wouldn’t want any “little” accidents