Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah well you and Amber are both kinda female me except maybe slightly less fucking psychotic.

hey don't minimize my psychoticness. I could totally be way more psychotic if I made the effort, damn it, I'm just a little lazy sometimes. lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

that is cool, tall is great. I am not short at all, but I wouldn't mind being 2 inches taller. reach the back of those top grocery shelfs. Random guy offered to help me last trip. 2 inches can make all the difference on a near empty top shelf.

Sometimes. Except when everyone starts asking you to grab stuff for them. I always bring the giant if I have to go. They ask him more. And his curly mullet doesn’t scream “psycho”, just “I make poor life choices”

 

[LittleSwitchy]

hey don't minimize my psychoticness. I could totally be way more psychotic if I made the effort, damn it, I'm just a little lazy sometimes. lol

Like before coffee?
Lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Waxing after a few times is no biggie. Hell I have fallen asleep getting waxed.

lies, all lies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sometimes. Except when everyone starts asking you to grab stuff for them. I always bring the giant if I have to go. They ask him more. And his curly mullet doesn’t scream “psycho”, just “I make poor life choices”

have you worked on your bitch face? heavy black eyeliners can help with that lol.

 

[MedicalMuse]

those are 7" heels?

Yep. They’re a little chunkier. I can’t do stilettos. Too much ass, I’m afraid ima break them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yep. They’re a little chunkier. I can’t do stilettos. Too much ass, I’m afraid ima break them.

either way, how do you not fall on your ass? inquiring minds, me, I am that mind.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sometimes. Except when everyone starts asking you to grab stuff for them. I always bring the giant if I have to go. They ask him more. And his curly mullet doesn’t scream “psycho”, just “I make poor life choices”

I get asked all the time at the store… can you get that for me
Usually doesn’t bother me. Unless it’s a store employee. That or I had this little lady follow me around the store. Kept.. oh can you get that for me

 

[Mo_Bandy]

hey don't minimize my psychoticness. I could totally be way more psychotic if I made the effort, damn it, I'm just a little lazy sometimes. lol

Headline ‘FL Woman bashes liquor store clerk over head with Vodka bottle.’ Cant fucking wait for that come on now get busy living.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yep. They’re a little chunkier. I can’t do stilettos. Too much ass, I’m afraid ima break them.

Yeah I can’t do stilettos either. I’d bust my ass.

 

[MedicalMuse]

either way, how do you not fall on your ass? inquiring minds, me, I am that mind.

Keep my head up and don’t watch my feet. Moderate steps. The shoe is the extension of the foot. You have to get real zen with yourself. Besides, if I’m wearing them, I expect to make heads turn, so I walk slower.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Headline ‘FL Woman bashes liquor store clerk over head with Vodka bottle.’ Cant fucking wait for that come on now get busy living.

oh, I am not usually the angry florida woman, I am more the indecent florida woman.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Keep my head up and don’t watch my feet. Moderate steps. The shoe is the extension of the foot. You have to get real zen with yourself. Besides, if I’m wearing them, I expect to make heads turn, so I walk slower.

well I haven't seen my feet in forever while walking. still is not helping though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I get asked all the time at the store… can you get that for me
Usually doesn’t bother me. Unless it’s a store employee. That or I had this little lady follow me around the store. Kept.. oh can you get that for me

I actually hate asking, I am one of those people that try to jump, maybe climb the shelfs lol. witnesses just feel bad and offer lol.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh, I am not usually the angry florida woman, I am more the indecent florida woman.

Oh yeah saw you at Dollar Store the other day trying bras on in the goddamn party supply aisle my bad.

 

[amanuk]

Yeah its a fucking cinch there Allstar.

Hilarious. You belong in comedy.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mo Bandy show.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh yeah saw you at Dollar Store the other day trying bras on in the goddamn party supply aisle my bad.

well I needed a new colorful cone bra. ya know. not like they have a dressing room

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hilarious. You belong in comedy.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mo Bandy show.

Oh behave.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I actually hate asking, I am one of those people that try to jump, maybe climb the shelfs lol. witnesses just feel bad and offer lol.

It’s ok to ask. No one is going to bite your head off. Now if you climb the shelf. Yeah we are probably going to look.
Lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh behave.

well that is rather unexpected. you telling someone else to behave. I guess anything really is possible.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well I needed a new colorful cone bra. ya know. not like they have a dressing room

Cone bras are a hot sassy look. The ones like Madonna wore really turn a muh fucker on.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh behave.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cone bras are a hot sassy look. The ones like Madonna wore really turn a muh fucker on.

like anyone wears party hats as party hats.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well that is rather unexpected. you telling someone else to behave. I guess anything really is possible.

Yeah I just dont have the energy to go at it with desperate ass muh fuckers but whatever the fuck. Maybe once this coffee and all these rails of blow kick in.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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and there it is again. Cheeky saying behave. oh this is going to be an odd day indeed.