Every time I go to True Wine they have to make comments like that. It’s so close to my house but I’ve been avoiding it because of stupidity like that. Like nah trick, it’s cause I’m an alcoholic.
and not really for anyone who took that literal.
damn, that conversing with the hair chick is the worst lol. (I actually don't mind the salon chit chat)
No never. And they would probably just laugh at the California Raisin tat on my ballsack.Somebody has never had a bikini wax. Imagine them having a conversation with you when they aren’t looking at your face in a mirror
hell, I am jealous, but I get it, you'll remember how to tune it out again lolI'm trying, honestly I am. I've just had an entire week to myself, all the girls went away to the coast (I had to work, running lowish on leave), they even took the dog. They're all back now, my tranquillity has been obliterated. As much as I love them all, I'm feeling the urge to run away
He comes to us. Actually he is very busy so if we miss, it’s weeks. He’s here, but working on the spouse. Moving a little faster now. Up to a crawl.Reschedule! I bet you don’t have to wait weeks or more to get an appointment with your stylist
That must come easy for you.
why does my family never go away? lolThis is similar to me this week. My son has gone on holiday with his girlfriend, leaving me home alone. I have taken the week off work and plan on just doing what I want when I want.
I don’t know why I suddenly felt like Veruca Salt when typing that
Well I suck at chit chat. Fucking awful. One of the reasons I still like masking because seeing someone I know at store they might not recognize me and try and talk me into saying something dumb. I wish they would bring back one way shopping aisles. Fucking heaven.
haha. Though, idk, I think the concept of the upcoming pain would be enough to barely even register the awkward. (spoken as someone who has never had one of course, because fuck that, I bought an epilator, used it once, and fuck that)Somebody has never had a bikini wax. Imagine them having a conversation with you when they aren’t looking at your face in a mirror
Damn girl
In regular shoes I’m only 5’11
In fuck me heels I’m 6’6.
I would break my other ankle if I even thought of walking in heels like that.
Yeah its a fucking cinch there Allstar.
I’m perfectly nice… they just sort of get that I don’t do small talk.
Works for me! And I always tip well no matter what (unless they maim me somehow, which has happened to me during a haircut).
Fuck me that’s hot lol!
In regular shoes I’m only 5’11
In fuck me heels I’m 6’6.
Edit: I don’t wear them often. I prefer to stay low key.
haha. so it isn't just me. I tend to stock up as I hate in-store shopping, people always ask for an invite. yeah, Like I'm sharing.
I think waxing is a lot less painful than an epilator… but sugaring is supposed to hurt even less… I’m trying that next time!
I am too. I just consider it part of my charm and go with it lol.
That is what 24 hour stores are for. The 3am grocery run. Just all the other people who also don’t want chit chat
lies, I am sure it is all lies.
Yeah and its fucking FL so almost always a lot of BOGO wine and even tequila and vodka if I am lucky you know.
that is cool, tall is great. I am not short at all, but I wouldn't mind being 2 inches taller. reach the back of those top grocery shelfs. Random guy offered to help me last trip. 2 inches can make all the difference on a near empty top shelf.
In regular shoes I’m only 5’11
In fuck me heels I’m 6’6.
Edit: I don’t wear them often. I prefer to stay low key.
Yeah well here you cant buy liquor in grocery only beer and wine. And liquor stores are not 24 hour. I really like when I am in UK the one stop shopping but they dont have very good tequila but we talked about this I thinkZ.
Waxing after a few times is no biggie. Hell I have fallen asleep getting waxed.
That’s what she said
Yeah, it really isn’t that bad, unless the person is really bad
Yeah well you and Amber are both kinda female me except maybe slightly less fucking psychotic.
