hotwords229_A
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What does she say?Hey @hotwords229_A - I have a joke for you.
Do you know what every girl says when she sees a guy with a big dick?
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What does she say?Hey @hotwords229_A - I have a joke for you.
Do you know what every girl says when she sees a guy with a big dick?
Yeah, but have you seen his ass?
Yeah, but have you seen his ass?![]()
Hey @hotwords229_A - I have a joke for you.
Do you know what every girl says when she sees a guy with a big dick?
Is this Vietkong humour because I'm having a hard time following it.
Oh my God...I was a Foreman on a steel crew before I returned to college ( although this occurred the summer of my second year). We had a job at the Women's prison. Prevailing wage. We were told absolutely no interaction...so for $35 an hour...no problem. They would search us coming and going...and the job was actually surrounded by razor wire topped 15 ft fence. Anyway...this one...constantly talked....hey baby...you are cute...I get out in a couple months. Don't worry about your gf...I will take care of her....that's why I am in here anyway. I didn't kill her. But she sure is ugly now.Last year I had to visit a super max mens prison for work. Most of these guys all have multiple life sentences and can you believe not even one cat call! I gotta be honest, I was a little disappointed like WTF!![]()
Guys, I dont really care what they call me. There is always some bullshit endearment. Motherfucker, fag, bitch, dude, mister, man. It doesn't bother me in the least. If it was with the obvious intention of being an asshole to me, then I take issue and will crack some skulls if necessary to straighten them out.This is a good point, female. And it brings me to my next question.
Do you care what someone calls you? Male. Female. Man. Woman. Guy. Girl. Does it matter to you? I mean, presuming they don’t call you a girl and you’re a guy or vice versa.
I'm picturing you like this in that moment. lolOh my God...I was a Foreman on a steel crew before I returned to college ( although this occurred the summer of my second year). We had a job at the Women's prison. Prevailing wage. We were told absolutely no interaction...so for $35 an hour...no problem. They would search us coming and going...and the job was actually surrounded by razor wire topped 15 ft fence. Anyway...this one...constantly talked....hey baby...you are cute...I get out in a couple months. Don't worry about your gf...I will take care of her....that's why I am in here anyway. I didn't kill her. But she sure is ugly now.
It is rare for me to be afraid. But let me tell you...this bitch had dead eyes...I hated having to go get stuff near the fence
Not THAT OJ... I'd have trouble getting past the helmet...
Oooooooh what does that flavor taste like?!I totally did that, on purpose, to a guy behind me while at a bar in a outdoor disco by the beach in Montenegro. He was a serbo-canadian man. Totally yummy.Good times.
lol
Bittersweet. Just the way I like it.Oooooooh what does that flavor taste like?!![]()
Bittersweet. Just the way I like it.![]()
As I said in the NAL thread. You would be my friend offLit. lolGirl we should hang out.
As I said in the NAL thread. You would be my friend offLit. lol![]()
Imagine the cooking knowledge we could exchange…
You could combine your skills.
“And this is how you bread and deep fry a pizza.”
I mean you did teach me some things and I'm pretty inept.¡Ay, cabron!
I’ll teach her Latin and Caribbean cooking tyvm.
Deal!I can show you around Florida, you show me around Italy?
Imagine the cooking knowledge we could exchange…
“Jerk chicken”
(heeeheee)
Yeah, but have you seen his ass?![]()
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c9e1f520beec0ac4aa39b5742425c20/tumblr_oudxt8T8Zv1wt7u8io1_500.gifI have not
He’s basically saying I lack gigantic penis size.Is this Vietkong humour because I'm having a hard time following it.lol
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c9e1f520beec0ac4aa39b5742425c20/tumblr_oudxt8T8Zv1wt7u8io1_500.gif
It looks like this, but in a guy’s ass kind of way.