Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SinfuIDreams]

I know someone who drove his car into his own house. And I think Billy Joel did it too. Where were you on the night of August 17, 1997?

Well I was a early teen so probably trying to rob the hood crims
I currently was not driving at that stage.. well not legally

 

[Speshul91]

I come back to people talking about my arse causing car crashes

I've had a couple of near misses due to nice arses

 

[MsNatalie99]

I've had a couple of near misses due to nice arses

I don't know, during crash time you were usually able to find me laying across the center console. My ass in the passenger seat, and my head in the driver's lap

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I've had a couple of near misses due to nice arses

Was the arse stuffed with a gear stick and driving?

Shame. I wonder who's to blame

Looks at @MsNatalie99 it was you wasn't it!

 

[Speshul91]

Was the arse stuffed with a gear stick and driving?

Looks at @MsNatalie99 it was you wasn't it!

No, they were squeezed into gym shorts

 

[SinfuIDreams]

No, they were squeezed into gym shorts

Not nearly as fun

 

[MsNatalie99]

Looks at @MsNatalie99 it was you wasn't it!

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I wish I could give that 2 reactions

 

[Speshul91]

Not nearly as fun

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be @MsNatalie99 ass that would have made me crash after her post

 

[MsNatalie99]

I wish I could give that 2 reactions

I'm just happy to have made the suspect list.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be @MsNatalie99 ass that would have made me crash after her post

WHY NOT?

 

[Speshul91]

I'm just happy to have made the suspect list.

You'd be prime suspect for in car distractions

 

[Speshul91]

I don't know, during crash time you were usually able to find me laying across the center console. My ass in the passenger seat, and my head in the driver's lap

That might have something to do with it

 

[MsNatalie99]

That might have something to do with it

So only sexy with a dick in my mouth? Hmmm HMM. I happen to have a spectacular fucking ass

 

[Speshul91]

So only sexy with a dick in my mouth? Hmmm HMM

You're always sexy

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I was a early teen so probably trying to rob the hood crims
I currently was not driving at that stage.. well not legally

But your ass may have caused the car crash!

 

[MsNatalie99]

You're always sexy

Ok then...

 

[Speshul91]

So only sexy with a dick in my mouth? Hmmm HMM. I happen to have a spectacular fucking ass

I can't comment on that, I haven't seen it

 

[jason28053]

But your arse may have caused the car crash!

Fixed it for you

 

[MsNatalie99]

I can't comment on that, I haven't seen it

Not enough to turn any heads I guess
Poof* fugly green begone

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok then...

Damn straight!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

[Speshul91]

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You do indeed have a spectacular ass

 

[BrendaBear]

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Not enough to turn any heads I guess

That’s a unique skin color. Have you been on Star Trek?

 

[pumaman23]

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Not enough to turn any heads I guess

You know, with an ass like that it's usually other people that turn green with envy