Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

True and one day I’ll get to open some doors again

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'd die laughing if she cut you off and said "spit on it first, you'll be alright."

Right? Doesn’t skip a beat. She’s one of WMs followers

 

[water_moutina]

I know some. Always looking to expand my knowledge. Give me her number.
“Hello? Is this WM’s mom? I’m friends with her on a smut site and had a question for you”

Being on lit is the least embarrassing thing she'd find out about me. She found out my FetLife account when I was 19(I think) and made me delete it

Nothing I do embarrass her anymore except when I use names. She's a hippie. In her mind acting like a slut is not a problem but being labeled a slut is wrong

 

[BrendaBear]

Being on lit is the least embarrassing thing she'd find out about me. She found out my FetLife account when I was 19(I think) and made me delete it

Nothing I do embarrass her anymore except when I use names. In her mind acting like a slut is not a problem but being labeled a slut is wrong

The best years of my life were married to a hippy. I like her already.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Being on lit is the least embarrassing thing she'd find out about me. She found out my FetLife account when I was 19(I think) and made me delete it

Nothing I do embarrass her anymore except when I use names. In her mind acting like a slut is not a problem but being labeled a slut is wrong

I’m def calling her now. Just to shoot the shit. Her number still 555-1111?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Being on lit is the least embarrassing thing she'd find out about me. She found out my FetLife account when I was 19(I think) and made me delete it

Nothing I do embarrass her anymore except when I use names. In her mind acting like a slut is not a problem but being labeled a slut is wrong

It is wrong to be labeled. So what, this pure, naive, little Moutina likes wild ans slippery fucking, with multible partners, while cussing and talking about the goodness of Jesus. Doesn't make you a slut. Just means I'll never be bored at one of your bingo nights.

 

[water_moutina]

I’m def calling her now. Just to shoot the shit. Her number still 555-1111?

Wait why do you have her num?

 

[MsNatalie99]

I’m def calling her now. Just to shoot the shit. Her number still 555-1111?

If she lives with WM, I'd try 555-6969

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait why do you have her num?

We used to get down.

 

[water_moutina]

It is wrong to be labeled. So what, this pure, naive, little Moutina likes wild ans slippery fucking, with multible partners, while cussing and talking about the goodness of Jesus. Doesn't make you a slut. Just means I'll never be bored at one of your bingo nights.

The number balls are hidden in everyone's ass. You want to increase your chances to win bingo, then play as many ass as possible.


Again... Lube is for the weak. Spit on it

 

[Diosax]

Are yall talking about zodiac signs?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@water_moutina i need to see your face. It’s very possible you’re my love child. Moms and I got crazy back in the day

 

[Diosax]

@water_moutina i need to see your face. It’s very possible you’re my love child. Moms and I got crazy back in the day

I support this

 

[water_moutina]

Are yall talking about zodiac signs?

Yes! Nebs looking for someone virgin... Or was it Virgo

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Are yall talking about zodiac signs?

We were, but it’s moved on to more deranged subjects. Hi Diosa!

 

[water_moutina]

@water_moutina i need to see your face. It’s very possible you’re my love child. Moms and I got crazy back in the day

Daddy nebs! Is that you?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes! Nebs looking for someone virgin... Or was it Virgo

My only interests in virgins these days are for sacrifices.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Again... Lube is for the weak. Spit on it

I'm gonna agree to dis agree. I don't self lubricate, but I do bleed.

 

[water_moutina]

My only interests in virgins these days are for sacrifices.

Sacrificing in exchange for what?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Daddy nebs! Is that you?

You look just like your old pa! My baby girl, came home to me at last

 

[water_moutina]

I'm gonna agree to dis agree. I don't self lubricate, but I do bleed.

"Anal is like flossing. If you bleed it means you're not doing it often"

- Buddha

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love the absolute lunacy here first thing in the morning.

 

[MsNatalie99]

"Anal is like flossing. If you bleed it means you're not doing it often"

- Buddha

Thanks for the lesson. So new to butt stuff

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sacrificing in exchange for what?

So I can fuck Lucifer. Every virgin I sacrifice earns me a “dance with the devil” if you will. I have a card I punch too. Every 5 virgins and I get tossed a freebie

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love the absolute lunacy here first thing in the morning.

It’s fucking magical