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Zimmer. I had my turtleneck taken from me at a tender age
Maybe I should say that louder for those in the back.

I GOT CIRCUMCISED AS A CHILD!

I have no foreskin to peel back from the glans of my penis. Instead the head stands proudly, like crown atop a monolith, rising from a bramble thicket of pubes, boldly greeting the day with nary a turtleneck in site.

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
 
Maybe I should say that louder for those in the back.

I GOT CIRCUMCISED AS A CHILD!

I have no foreskin to peel back from the glans of my penis. Instead the head stands proudly, like crown atop a monolith, rising from a bramble thicket of pubes, boldly greeting the day with nary a turtleneck in site.

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
I'm not. Just another thing my pastor Stepdad threw in my face, and girls made fun of me for. You gotta crown. I gotta turtleneck.
 
Maybe I should say that louder for those in the back.

I GOT CIRCUMCISED AS A CHILD!

I have no foreskin to peel back from the glans of my penis. Instead the head stands proudly, like crown atop a monolith, rising from a bramble thicket of pubes, boldly greeting the day with nary a turtleneck in site.

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Off your chest? Your foreskin used to be all the way up there?
 
Maybe I should say that louder for those in the back.

I GOT CIRCUMCISED AS A CHILD!

I have no foreskin to peel back from the glans of my penis. Instead the head stands proudly, like crown atop a monolith, rising from a bramble thicket of pubes, boldly greeting the day with nary a turtleneck in site.

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
I’m sorry
 
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