What is the strangest thing you've found in your bra after taking it off?

[cascadiabound]

Pinecone

 

[RDM97756]

Pinecone

Something tells me you were visinting the central cascade mountains at that time

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Someone else's tits. Kidding.

skittles, coins, peanuts.

 

[RDM97756]

Someone else's tits. Kidding.

skittles, coins, peanuts.

Mmm you brought me something to eat!

 

[writerzblok92]

A couple of years ago, a spider fell into my cleavage/down my top. I freaked the fuck out and manically stripped (fortunately I was at home). As I took my bra off, the spider fell to the floor, dead. I'd motorboated it too hard and killed the lil fucker.

RIP spidey.

That spider died a happy death.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Mmm you brought me something to eat!

someone else's tits? To be honest there have been other tits in my bra but only when I loaned it.

 

[RDM97756]

Mmm you brought me something to eat!

I get a snack and threesome! Oh I know I am only in a dream now...

 

[lil_jenni]

Like some other posters, I have small boobs and rarely have I had too many unexpected objects make their way in to be found later. However, sand and sawdust have, as well as hay... But those things get EVERYWHERE!

As for things I put in and forgot until later:
Money (bills, never coins)
Notes/lists
A check once
My driver's license
M&Ms, and that fucking candy shell will melt, damnit.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

This thread is entertaining

 

[Scareltt]

Definitely my sons credit card. The day he got married he handed it to me to hold and since I had no pockets, I stuck it in my bra. Got super drunk and forgot about it. Went inside to change and the card fell out.

I don’t know what the prize is, but you win!

 

[Scareltt]

Legos! Yep more than one. It only happened once!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

That sounds painful

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I forgot I put my key fob in my bra once and didn't realize it until I took it off.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I just found an almond in my sports bra.

 

[MaryanneB]

That mulch gets everywhere

And it itches.....

 

[Tallulah82]

One day I'm going to come here and state that it was @Saltfountain

I know it. Kinky fucker.

 

[Bonnie_Does]

Once had a 20 dollar bill stuffed in my bra. What a cheap ass he turned out to be!!

 

[Anastasia1999]

A diamond earring once. Did not even miss it until I took my bra off.

 

[Cjbdd]

Cactus needles

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Credit card
Food droppings
Tissues
House keys
Receipts
Tooth brush and toothpaste
35mm Camera film to be processed
Folded up documents
Money


At different times for all of these.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Pen caps, popcorn, money, credit card, earrings... It's like a lost and found some days.

 

[deft]

Somebody else’s boobs. Long story.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A sliver of chocolate that had successfully melted onto my boob and stained the inner cup of my bra.

 

[Duleigh]

Somebody else’s boobs. Long story.

Care to collaborate? My writing schedule is open

 

[Lorelei907]

Pen caps, popcorn, money, credit card, earrings... It's like a lost and found some days.

So true! Strangest thing would have to be tree bark.