Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

I wonder if the song detachable penis was written around the time of Bobbit?

Donno don care. He's a dickless asswipe...

 

[Mika1215]

Can someone summarize the entire day for me? I see we're on detached penises.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, if they’re red already, no one will notice the blood!

That’s right cheeky!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel like that impromptu dance session to “i would do anything for love” counts as a workout. That fucking song is like 15 minutes!

 

[BrendaBear]

Can someone summarize the entire day for me? I see we're on detached penises.

Lets see, traveling in MI, harpooning eyes with heels, hacking off penises, and not setting fire to the grass while BBQing. Just another pleasant valley Sunday except it’s Tuesday.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I feel like that impromptu dance session to “i would do anything for love” counts as a workout. That fucking song is like 15 minutes!

All you need to do is elevate you're heart rate for 20 consecutive minutes. So dance session followed by some self gratification and you're good

 

[MsNatalie99]

Lets see, traveling in MI, harpooning eyes with heels, hacking off penises, and not setting fire to the grass while BBQing. Just another pleasant valley Sunday except it’s Tuesday.

Bout it... plus Guy shaved his nuts. Been a good day

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Ok so for the last 30 odd mins I've been internally freaking out the Mr tall dark and insane is going to rock up at my door
Oh fuck me what do I do lovelies?

 

[Mika1215]

Lets see, traveling in MI, harpooning eyes with heels, hacking off penises, and not setting fire to the grass while BBQing. Just another pleasant valley Sunday except it’s Tuesday.

Perfect.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ok so for the last 30 odd mins I've been internally freaking out the Mr tall dark and insane is going to rock up at my door
Oh fuck me what do I do lovelies?

Get him with the heels

 

[Mika1215]

Bout it... plus Guy shaved his nuts. Been a good day

Probably no pics, though, right?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Probably no pics, though, right?

In Ampics.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Get him with the heels

Yeah and that will just encourage him. We are bad at hate sex.
I want it but I hate him I love him but I fucking hate him. Round and round my crazy mind goes. So baddd but so damn fucking good

 

[Mika1215]

In Ampics.

Ha, I did miss an interesting day!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Slips back in all unnoticed. Straight from the shower

 

[BrendaBear]

Can someone summarize the entire day for me? I see we're on detached penises.

Based on today’s topics:

1) Stiletto in the eye
2) Cut off his junk
3) BBQ a steak for him.

I think we know which choice he would prefer, but maybe he really is insane like you said.


crap!! This was a reply to what do I do about the guy coming over! It out the wrong quote in!!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Yeah and that will just encourage him. We are bad at hate sex.
I want it but I hate him I love him but I fucking hate him. Round and round my crazy mind goes. So baddd but so damn fucking good

Oh poison the wine and git your swurve on?

 

[Mika1215]

Yeah and that will just encourage him. We are bad at hate sex.
I want it but I hate him I love him but I fucking hate him. Round and round my crazy mind goes. So baddd but so damn fucking good

I get that.

I usually said yes and regretted it hard but did it again anyway.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I get that.

I usually said yes and regretted it hard but did it again anyway.

Same, but then I text the pics to his GF. Let her sort it out.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh poison the wine and git your swurve on?

Hey! Wasn’t that character named Brenda?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hey! Wasn’t that character named Brenda?

Maaaayyybbbeee

 

[Mika1215]

Same, but then I text the pics to his GF. Let her sort it out.View attachment 2164049

Badass.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Oh poison the wine and git your swurve on?

If I poison the wine I'm dead I fear ye probably will kill me this time. 100% honest when I say he is a crazy mf.

I get that.

I usually said yes and regretted it hard but did it again anyway.

Yep that's it, I always end up saying yes and it's some of the best damn sex of my life. I come out the other side looking like I've been hit by a truck and feeling like it too

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

All you need to do is elevate you're heart rate for 20 consecutive minutes. So dance session followed by some self gratification and you're good

Fuck. I barely made it through meatloaf. But I might have a little something left in the tank . I’m feeling spry now

 

[MsNatalie99]

If I poison the wine I'm dead I fear ye probably will kill me this time. 100% honest when I say he is a crazy mf.


Yep that's it, I always end up saying yes and it's some of the best damn sex of my life. I come out the other side looking like I've been hit by a truck and feeling like it too

Well nothing that kills you! Lock the doors, and getta gun!