Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

I love that you gave an address too. Save some of us the google search

Little miss helpful, that’s me!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Little miss helpful, that’s me!

Should that be Tall Miss Helpful?

 

[pumaman23]

There are worse things you could lose in a fightView attachment 2164034

Wait.. is that Lorena Bobbitt?
Edit: apparently im too slow. So what else is new

 

[MsNatalie99]

Wait.. is that Lorena Bobbitt?

Yeah

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah

maybe you were being too subtle

 

[BrendaBear]

Should that be Tall Miss Helpful?

Okay, I am pretty tall but that doesn’t flow worth a darn!

 

[pumaman23]

maybe you were being too subtle

Nah. That was perfect. I was just busy trying to not start a grass fire

 

[BrendaBear]

maybe you were being too subtle

I didn’t know who it was either.

 

[pumaman23]

Okay, I am pretty tall but that doesn’t flow worth a darn!

Hey hey! Watch your language!

We expect you to be a  lot more coarse in here

 

[MsNatalie99]

I didn’t know who it was either.

It's ok. Was like 30yrs ago, but I did a paper on it in school

 

[hotoldrguy]

It's ok. Was like 30yrs ago, but I did a paper on it in school

They also did this weird TV show with the husband to raise money for a new penis

 

[BrendaBear]

It's ok. Was like 30yrs ago, but I did a paper on it in school

I remember when it was all over the news, but I didn’t pay much attention. What I remember more about the case was it was a cop who found the chopped off appendage on the side of the road. I was surprised he would pick it up!

 

[pumaman23]

It's ok. Was like 30yrs ago, but I did a paper on it in school

It was a formative memory. Happened the next county over while I was in high school.
Moral of the story: don't be a dick if you want to keep yours.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

They also did this weird TV show with the husband to raise money for a new penis

Wasn’t he in porn movies for awhile?

 

[MsNatalie99]

It's ok. Was like 30yrs ago, but I did a paper on it in school

There a less subtle depiction of worse things to lose in a fight

 

[MsNatalie99]

I remember when it was all over the news, but I didn’t pay much attention. What I remember more about the case was it was a cop who found the chopped off appendage on the side of the road. I was surprised he would pick it up!

IKR! A POS like John Bobbit, I'd of left it lay

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I remember when it was all over the news, but I didn’t pay much attention. What I remember more about the case was it was a cop who found the chopped off appendage on the side of the road. I was surprised he would pick it up!

I remember there was a picture of some cops at the hospital. They all had their legs crossed. Sympathetic pain? Lol

 

[MsNatalie99]

I remember there was a picture of some cops at the hospital. They all had their legs crossed. Sympathetic pain? Lol

No sympathy for guys like him.

 

[BrendaBear]

IKR! A POS like John Bobbit, I'd of left it lay

Me too. I remember wondering at the time if the cops were all “guys, we got to save a penis! We cannot allow a penis to get wasted right? Search the bushes! Search the tall grass! Don’t let this dick get away!!!”

 

[hotoldrguy]

They also did this weird TV show with the husband to raise money for a new penis

 

[MsNatalie99]

Me too. I remember wondering at the time if the cops were all “guys, we got to save a penis! We cannot allow a penis to get wasted right? Search the bushes! Search the tall grass! Don’t let this dick get away!!!”

I'm just amazed some dog or bird didn't find it first Wonder if they played rock paper scissors on who bagged it

 

[pumaman23]

Me too. I remember wondering at the time if the cops were all “guys, we got to save a penis! We cannot allow a penis to get wasted right? Search the bushes! Search the tall grass! Don’t let this dick get away!!!”

And remember to spare a thought for all the journalists who probably thought "I could be doing some Pulitzer winning investigation into poverty or government corruption or something" and the editor was like "go get me a quote for this lost wang story"

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I wonder if the song detachable penis was written around the time of Bobbit?

 

[MsNatalie99]

And remember to spare a thought for all the journalists who probably thought "I could be doing some Pulitzer winning investigation into poverty or government corruption or something" and the editor was like "go get me a quote for this lost wang story"

I bet it was hard to keep a straight face writing it. You think the 911 operartor held it together during the call?

"She cut off your what? And you're actually telling someone?"

 

[pumaman23]

I wonder if the song detachable penis was written around the time of Bobbit?

That was the band kings missile, right? I remember it around the same time but maybe a little before.

"I woke up and my penis was missing. You see it's detachable" what a masterpiece