At that stage I was still dealing with M passing so my objective was to get this guy away from me as fast as possible. Didn't put to much thought into how weird it actually was till later.
I deserve a full carcass god damnit
Sorry, you had to deal with that, especially then, but glad your boys delt with him. So how'd they handle it?
How about a shrubbery?
Damn right, but still, don't bring it to her door.I deserve a full carcass god damnit
Not quite like that I'm pretty sure they just told him bluntly (like men do) that I had no interest in moving on.
Long as the shrubbery doesn’t cause any flesh woundHow about a shrubbery?
I'm glad to see you doing better. Those are good sons. I don't get many suitors where I'm at, but I got my dogs to keep the undesirables awayNot quite like that I'm pretty sure they just told him bluntly (like men do) that I had no interest in moving on.
Honestly the first year of being here is a haze I don't remember hiring staff, buying the winery setting any of it up it's just a blur of vagueness.
I sometimes look at my furniture and ask myself where the fuck it came from
Nah it was I like you and wanna get my dick wet kinda thing
Would work on me tooThese work
They are good boys, when I say boys there is very little age difference between us. Always shocks people when they call me mum
Nothing wrong with thatI call it as I see it
I typically get I gotta pole, you got holes.... wanna smash? 
Best one I got was "damn you got sexy legs wanna wrap them around my head?"Nothing wrong with that
I knew a lady had the opposite. She was 44ish. Her relatives came out to hangout for a couple months.They are good boys, when I say boys there is very little age difference between us. Always shocks people when they call me mum
Jots down "this is the best line...."Best one I got was "damn you got sexy legs wanna wrap them around my head?"
I got "wanna smash pee holes?" I told him that was called docking. He put 2 and 2 together and aborted missionBest one I got was "damn you got sexy legs wanna wrap them around my head?"
Hold on… hold on. I need to find a pen. Need to take notes.Best one I got was "damn you got sexy legs wanna wrap them around my head?"
Least you didn’t have to explain docking.I got "wanna smah pee holes?" I told him that was called docking. He put 2 and 2 together and aborted mission
Don't get me wrong I look my age but so do the boys. So people are either under the assumption I had them at 10 or I'm much older than I am
