Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

I’m not hiding let me go shave got to look good for the cops following me

Sir, those pubic hair is evidence. Let me shave you and bag them up for sniffing... I mean sifting through the evidence

 

[water_moutina]

Well I guess so if it’s for the good of the case

Just don't tell diosa. She'll print them in papers tomorrow

 

[Diosax]

I'm gonna leak today's article early

The Lit Times​

July 25, 2022
Somewhere in the pervy web
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Murder in the Chaos Cafe
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On late Sunday, a bloody murder was reported in the Chaos Cafe (Chaos). Detective Water Moutina was the first at the scene. She reported nothing suspicious had happened. It was a fun and exciting night at Chaos as usual. Suddenly, the thread was quiet. Victims reported they didn't think anything of it as the server that hosts Chaos and hundreds of other establishments has been having issues as of late.

After seeing that no one had been posting for over 30 minutes, an anonymous call was made and that's when Detective Moutina was dispatched to the scene. Between the suspects are 4 men who suspiciously left the scene of the murder and they have not being found.

The first suspect was an old man by the name of Jason. He was reported leaving the scene after a woman, by the nickname of Nebs, left. This was a smart move as everyone thought they had left together to e-bone, but could he have killed the thread?

The second suspect is frequent user Heavy Balls who often scares people away with his loud beastly noises. Many report he is harmless. Howver, the main suspect appears to be a man by the name of Little Switch. In the past, he has been accused of harrasing women in the DMs begging that they spank him. Could it be that his crimes have escalated and has now commited murder?

The last suspect is a man who has only been seen around for a few days. He goes by the name of Zegaldis29. He is the one that Detective Moutine is confused about. He claimed he was doing laundry at the time of the incident and she is suspicious of all the pictures he'd been uploading in a neighboring thread called Show Your Face. It appears he's been trying to fool people into thinking he is a harmless individual. Although Zegaldis29 is probably innocent as he hurt his foot in the days previous to the murder and this makes him an unlikely murderer.

Journalist Diosax will continue to investigate this henious murder and will not stop until the perpetrator is found.​

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[water_moutina]

I'm gonna leak today's article early

The Lit Times​

July 25, 2022
Somewhere in the pervy web
​

Murder in the Chaos Cafe
​

On late Sunday, a bloody murder was reported in the Chaos Cafe (Chaos). Detective Water Moutina was the first at the scene. She reported nothing suspicious had happened. It was a fun and exciting night at Chaos as usual. Suddenly, the thread was quiet. Victims reported they didn't think anything of it as the server that hosts Chaos and hundreds of other establishments has been having issues as of late.

After seeing that no one had been posting for ocer 30 minutes, an anonymous called was made and that's when Detective Moutine was dispatched to the scene. Between the suspects are 4 men who suspiciously left the scene of the murder and they have not being found.

The first suspect was an old man by the name of Jason. He was reported leaving the scene after a woman by the nickname of Nebs men. This was a smart move as everyone thought they had left together to e-bone, but could he have killed the thread?

The second suspect is frequent user Heavy Balls who often scares people away with his loud beastly noises. Many report he is harmless. Howver, the main suspect appears to be a man by the name of Little Switch. In the past, he has been accused of harrasing women in the DMs begging that they spank him. Could it be that his crimes have escalated and has now commited murder?

The last suspect is a man who has only been seeing around for a few days. Hi goes by the name of Zegaldis29. He is the one that Detective Moutine is confused about. He claimed he was doing laundry at the time of the incident and she is suspicious of all the pictures he'd been uploading in a neighboring thread called Show your Face. It appears he's been trying to fool people into thinking he is a harmless individual. Although Zegaldis29 is probably innocent as he hurt his foot in the days previous to the murder and this makes him an unlikely murderer.

Journalist Diosax will continue to investigate this henious murder and will not stop until the perpetrator is found.​

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Hahahahahahahahaha
You're fucking amazing @Diosax

 

[Diosax]

Sorry for the typos yall. I sent my secretary home early!!

 

[water_moutina]

Sorry for the typos yall. I sent my secretary home early!!

Is he also a sexy man with rolled up sleeves and glasses and trimmed beard?

 

[Diosax]

Hahahahahahahahaha
You're fucking amazing @Diosax

You didn't think I was going to let you deal with this alone? Did you?

Is he also a sexy man with rolled up sleeves and glasses and trimmed beard?

Yes, he has longer hair and his nails are painted black.

It was important to me that my secretary was a non toxic men as I didn't want to have insubordination issues (when it came to my articles)

 

[water_moutina]

You didn't think I was going to let you deal with this alone? Did you?

Nosey as a journalist hahaha

 

[Diosax]

Nosey as a journalist hahaha

Glad to live up to my lit profession

 

[Strixaluco]

good morning chaos

Good to morning

 

[Strixaluco]

we have quite the variety of dialects in germany as well js

And in Finland. Finnish dialects are very different. We even have one we jokingly call language instead of dialect because it's so hard understand at first.

 

[water_moutina]

good morning chaos

Guten Morgen luvly Anja

 

[water_moutina]

Are there any similarities between Finnish and swedish. Can you understand a little bit of what they are saying. To me they sound similar
I sometimes think about how I can understand nothing of a language and still say what language they are speaking. I find it very interesting

And in Finland. Finnish dialects are very different. We even have one we jokingly call language instead of dialect because it's so hard understand at first.

 

[MsNatalie99]

good morning chaos

Good morning Anja

 

[Strixaluco]

Are there any similarities between Finnish and swedish. Can you understand a little bit of what they are saying. To me they sound similar

Not at all, totally different language groups.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Good to morning

Good morning Strix

 

[MsNatalie99]

And in Finland. Finnish dialects are very different. We even have one we jokingly call language instead of dialect because it's so hard understand at first.

We have those in the US as well. We know it's english, but damned if we know what they're sayin

 

[MsNatalie99]

Are there any similarities between Finnish and swedish. Can you understand a little bit of what they are saying. To me they sound similar
I sometimes think about how I can understand nothing of a language and still say what language they are speaking. I find it very interesting

It fascinates me as well, but I have a terrible ear for languages. Good morning WM

 

[Strixaluco]

@water_moutina Estonian language and Finnish are related, and we understand some. Hungary is also in the same family, but so far different we can't understand it at all. Almost all the rest of the language family can be found inside Russia (and they are not doing well).

Well strictly speaking even Same languages (in Lapland, thought Finland to Norway) are related I think, but they have gone their way so early that it doesn't help understanding.

Swedish is related to German, in addition to other Scandinavic languages. Finnish is not Scandinavic, its Finno-Ugric. So because I have learned Swedish well, I can understand a little German.

 

[Strixaluco]

We have those in the US as well. We know it's english, but damned if we know what they're sayin

I've learned to understand "Rauman giäl" (language of Rauma) as my ex was born there, but better in writing. It has awfully lot of vocabulary from Swedish, and even other languages, as sailing was a major profession in that town.

 

[water_moutina]

@water_moutina Estonian language and Finnish are related, and we understand some. Hungary is also in the same family, but so far different we can't understand it at all. Almost all the rest of the language family can be found inside Russia (and they are not doing well).

Well strictly speaking even Same languages (in Lapland, thought Finland to Norway) are related I think, but they have gone their way so early that it doesn't help understanding.

Swedish is related to German, in addition to other Scandinavic languages. Finnish is not Scandinavic, its Finno-Ugric. So because I have learned Swedish well, I can understand a little German.

It's so interesting. I wish I can speak all the languages

It fascinates me as well, but I have a terrible ear for languages. Good morning WM

Gm Natalie. You wake up early. Or you didn't go to bed yet?

 

[MsNatalie99]

It's so interesting. I wish I can speak all the languages

I speak english, learned spanish from my dad, but stepdad wouldn't let us use it, and american sign language. Not good in any of them. Still, hope to know more before I die

Gm Natalie. You wake up early. Or you didn't go to bed yet?

No bed. I'm in trouble.

 

[Strixaluco]

It's so interesting. I wish I can speak all the languages

Even the ones in Europe would be a lot to learn. We have so many different languages, some of them tiny. For example Spain has at least 2 in addition to Spanish.

 

[water_moutina]

I speak english, learned spanish from my dad, but stepdad wouldn't let us use it, and american sign language. Not good in any of them. Still, hope to know more before I die

No bed. I'm in trouble.

What kind of trouble?
Also I'm starting to not like your stepdad

 

[Strixaluco]

What kind of trouble?
Also I'm starting to not like your stepdad

Only know? I've known for a good while his stepdad is an unworthy being.