Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[dadbod4u]

Does everyone have to be seeking genuine connections here though? serious thought

I mean, I'm basically here for the bantz and like mindedness. That still kinda counts IMO.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does everyone have to be seeking genuine connections here though? serious thought

Of course not! I don’t see the point in not being myself is all I’m saying. I mean, look at all you guys would miss out on if I wasn’t here being me

 

[LittleSwitchy]

There are so many news stories saying “Florida man…” then continues with something bonkers like “Florida man rapes alligator” that it has become a joke of stupid things Florida men have done.

Crazy crap isn’t just a Florida thing.
Hell there’s northern rednecks.
If you are ever bored enough or drunk enough. Look up “ Enumclaw”.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just google "Florida Man." Or don't. You've been warned.

sigh and everyone forgets Florida woman. That bitch is funny, and a little less disturbing. This week it seems she was drunk with a whip selling teddy bears at publix, and elsewhere committing assault via baked bean liquid.

 

[dadbod4u]

oh add a roundabout. it is just chaos.

One thing I wish we had more of in the US. No lie.

 

[Mika1215]

Black Books!!!

Did you ever watch Staged, with David Tennet and Michael Sheen?

Yes!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Does everyone have to be seeking genuine connections here though? serious thought

no. I seek shallow connections lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One thing I wish we had more of in the US. No lie.

oh that is just chaos

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Crazy crap isn’t just a Florida thing.
Hell there’s northern rednecks.
If you are ever bored enough or drunk enough. Look up “ Enumclaw”.

you are correct, there are actually states that are worse, we just market it better lol.

 

[dadbod4u]

oh that is just chaos

SO much more efficient though! The less I have to wait at traffic signals/stop signs the better. Not my fault nobody around here knows how to use them

 

[Mika1215]

Does everyone have to be seeking genuine connections here though? serious thought

Nope. For sure not.

And what is a genuine connection anyway? I wonder sometimes. But I'm cynical as hell and have been lurking around the internet for too long.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Boobs.

I am a fan.

That is all.

*this random segue brought to you by lecherous minds and pervy souls

 

[SinfuIDreams]

SO much more efficient though! The less I have to wait at traffic signals/stop signs the better. Not my fault nobody around here knows how to use them

Just as long as they aren't ott like New Zealand I once counted 7 roundabouts in one small town that would only take 5mins to drive from one end to the other (without the roundabout)

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nope. For sure not.

And what is a genuine connection anyway? I wonder sometimes. But I'm cynical as hell and have been lurking around the internet for too long.

I think E-Harmony has got genuine connections all sewn up. Maybe Lit can just shoot for a smuttier version of that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Nope. For sure not.

And what is a genuine connection anyway? I wonder sometimes. But I'm cynical as hell and have been lurking around the internet for too long.

no clue. I strive for dirty, laughs, and the ability to have conversations with lifestyle and experience overlap sometimes

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Boobs.

I am a fan.

That is all.

*this random segue brought to you by lecherous minds and pervy souls

well lucky for you boobs are not real hard to find on lit.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

SO much more efficient though! The less I have to wait at traffic signals/stop signs the better. Not my fault nobody around here knows how to use them

Small town where I grew up got a roundabout a while back. The townsfolk were in an uproar- it was hysterical. But traffic moves so much better there now. It’s not fucking hard! It’s not like a 5 lane rotary with 7 different exits

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Nope. For sure not.

And what is a genuine connection anyway? I wonder sometimes. But I'm cynical as hell and have been lurking around the internet for too long.

I'm the same as this to an extent, I do trust my friends on here as being rather genuine. Guys looking to get in my pants I'm very very very sus over I find those types are the ones who have no issues lying to me.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Does everyone have to be seeking genuine connections here though? serious thought

Nope. As long as you’re honest about what you’re here for when you engage with others enough that they could be invested, then nothing is off limits.

Boobs.

I am a fan.

That is all.

*this random segue brought to you by lecherous minds and pervy souls

Lecherous minds and pervy souls are my jam.

 

[Mika1215]

I'm the same as this to an extent, I do trust my friends on here as being rather genuine. Guys looking to get in my pants I'm very very very sus over I find those types are the ones who have no issues lying to me.

And the lying is tiresome.

Like a lot of the time I don't even want to bother because of it.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Small town where I grew up got a roundabout a while back. The townsfolk were in an uproar- it was hysterical. But traffic moves so much better there now. It’s not fucking hard! It’s not like a 5 lane rotary with 7 different exits

Small towns here are the worst for them, I can understand the need for a couple but man they go way overboard and just confuse the hell out of all tourist
I once watched the same campervan drive round and round and round and have no idea what to do

 

[LadyLascivious1]

SO much more efficient though! The less I have to wait at traffic signals/stop signs the better. Not my fault nobody around here knows how to use them

Are they really faster here in the US though?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

And the lying is tiresome.

Like a lot of the time I don't even want to bother because of it.

Yes and unnecessary. If you are married and want to cheat that's your kink (not going to shame you for it I'm sure there are plenty of women out there for this to)
But don't tell me you are single and then blame me when she catches you with your dick in your hand. Your own damn fault.

Ok enough of my ranting

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nope. For sure not.

And what is a genuine connection anyway? I wonder sometimes. But I'm cynical as hell and have been lurking around the internet for too long.

By genuine connection I don’t mean meeting your soulmate or whatever. But when you are yourself, your true light shines through, drawing others to you who vibrate on the same frequency as you do. Which inspires a connection that makes those who are involved feel less alone. It’s just a good feeling. Who doesn’t want to feel good? But it won’t work if it’s not genuine. Imho.

 

[barefootgirl69]

By genuine connection I don’t mean meeting your soulmate or whatever. But when you are yourself, your true light shines through, drawing others to you who vibrate on the same frequency as you do. Which inspires a connection that makes those who are involved feel less alone. It’s just a good feeling. Who doesn’t want to feel good? But it won’t work if it’s not genuine. Imho.

A connection on any level is a good thing.