Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

Funnier thing is that they don't appreciate it when you catch it for them.

Should have locked the room before starting... Wait maybe you're talking about something else

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cheekyhw many g&t did you have?

Don’t remember that either 4 or 5 I think

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Agree but a lot of my UK homies find me funny and when I visit they often say they wish their friends could hear me talk. I find British humor to be really funny and the Kinks are one of my favorite bands. They were more or less banned from America for being too controversial. I know a lot of people hate Oasis and think they are pricks but I have always loved how they push buttons. Its fine. We all dont have to like the same dumb shit and I think I am done beating this into the ground.

Touring UK with profanity and vulgarity. Yeah, I don't think I have the same luck. I have a breaking in period to say the least. My British comedy enjoyment is limited. Fucking loved Red Dwarf. I also find dirty chats with British men rather different, proper even. I fucking loved when Allia would get all fired up and post audio rants, fuck this, cunt etc. The contradiction with the prim and proper accent and daily polite language amused me to no end. I need Brits doing some of Denis Leary's shit in my life lol. Allia did point me to one comedian who amused me.

 

[Mika1215]

or it's only a turn-on in the right situation and context

Ok, sure, but really, this is Lit. I can't believe that we're arguing about language. I mean, it's just fine to post a pic of a guy cumming on someone's boobs, and we're bothered by language?

I really don't think that anyone has a language issue; it's a wording thing. I also don't think that there's anything wrong with saying "this particular kink is not my kink at all.". It's just better if you don't then say "and people who do that are gross" or something. There are a few things I'm not into. I don't care if you are, though!

There's an ignore setting.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Of course.

"And before we get started I'm gonna ask some questions for statistics purposes. Your answers won't play a role in the results of this mediation. Most questions are optional except the last one"

And then before the last question I'll call you in to do the measuring.

How does that sound?

I'm in. the dick handling is my favorite part anyway

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Crass language is also a serious turn OFF for many.

probably. Those dudes aren't hitting me up too much lol. On purpose, I summed it up right below my profile picture so I'd stop getting that type lol. Thinking, ya know, right below my profile picture, they might read it, and they might not ask me if am the stepford 50s wife they seek. It has mostly worked. mostly

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't you need more than one measurement to be sure? People say I can talk at length. So I guess my mouth can measure length

as long as it is well documented with video and photographic evidence. for science.

 

[water_moutina]

as long as it is well documented with video and photographic evidence. for science.

Documented? Sure. "Do cum intented" policy always applies when I'm measuring

 

[Mika1215]

Touring UK with profanity and vulgarity. Yeah, I don't think I have the same luck. I have a breaking in period to say the least. My British comedy enjoyment is limited. Fucking loved Red Dwarf. I also find dirty chats with British men rather different, proper even. I fucking loved when Allia would get all fired up and post audio rants, fuck this, cunt etc. The contradiction with the prim and proper accent and daily polite language amused me to no end. I need Brits doing some of Denis Leary's shit in my life lol. Allia did point me to one comedian who amused me.

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

As a huge British comedy fan, I'm idly curious who amused you?

 

[jaF0]

^^^ Benny!!!!



And Dave Allen.

 

[water_moutina]

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

I was like you until I found out how many British accents are out there. Not all of them are panty drop accents

 

[Mika1215]

I was like you until I found out how many British accents are out there. Not all of them are panty drop accents

Oh, no, that's fine. I used to live off and on in the UK. My favorite game is "can I tell where you're from just from the accent." I'm not as good at this as I used to be, sadly. I love them all.

(I also find the clear diversity of accents fascinating in a country that isn't that big.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

As a huge British comedy fan, I'm idly curious who amused you?

I could see that, but anyone too proper makes me feel uncomfortable lol. Love when they bring it down more vulgar and profane and dirty though. Too proper in any language really accentuates the age difference (which is usually the case, most men are older)

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Touring UK with profanity and vulgarity. Yeah, I don't think I have the same luck. I have a breaking in period to say the least. My British comedy enjoyment is limited. Fucking loved Red Dwarf. I also find dirty chats with British men rather different, proper even. I fucking loved when Allia would get all fired up and post audio rants, fuck this, cunt etc. The contradiction with the prim and proper accent and daily polite language amused me to no end. I need Brits doing some of Denis Leary's shit in my life lol. Allia did point me to one comedian who amused me.

When I hang in UK I dont talk like this to everyday folk. Only people I am comfortable with. And I really miss Allia. I did not agree with her 100% but she was fucking funny and we were like a fucking team for awhile when I was Ugliest Son. Was she offensive fuck yes but people need their shit shaken. I get bored otherwise and I think you kinda do too. This place is an escape from normal life and we all have our own some people like the fiddle and some the trombone.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

probably. Those dudes aren't hitting me up too much lol. On purpose, I summed it up right below my profile picture so I'd stop getting that type lol. Thinking, ya know, right below my profile picture, they might read it, and they might not ask me if am the stepford 50s wife they seek. It has mostly worked. mostly

I think people are scared of bumfuckflorida. I know I am and I hang and work with those people daily.

 

[Mika1215]

I could see that, but anyone too proper makes me feel uncomfortable lol. Love when they bring it down more vulgar and profane and dirty though. Too proper in any language really accentuates the age difference (which is usually the case, most men are older)

Ha, maybe it's a culture thing. Mostly too proper has not been an issue for me. I mean, because people haven't been, not that too proper isn't a problem. Kind of the opposite.

 

[jaF0]

Sometimes a Stuffed Shirt is appropriate.

Sometimes 'Get Stuffed' is.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

As a huge British comedy fan, I'm idly curious who amused you?

oh, it was either Jimmy Carr or Ricky Gervais. someone else referred me to the other. both amuse me.

 

[water_moutina]

Sometimes a Stuffed Shirt is appropriate.

Sometimes 'Get Stuffed' is.

Sometimes you have to give them proper instructions about what to use for stuffing

 

[Mika1215]

oh, it was either Jimmy Carr or Ricky Gervais. someone else referred me to the other. both amuse me.

I love Jimmy Carr. Ricky Gervais is hit or miss for me; sometimes he's hilarious and a lot of the time I want to swat him.

 

[jaF0]

And where'd y'all stuff TPH?

 

[water_moutina]

Do you guys like old British comedies? Thin blue line. Black adder

 

[jaF0]

The 'Thin Blue Line' I'm familiar with is far from a comedy. Was also known as Inside The Line, a very gritty drama.

Maybe some confusion with similar titles though.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

As a huge British comedy fan, I'm idly curious who amused you?

Ok. If there’s going to be someone from the UK. I may need an English to English translation. Some of the terms I’m unfamiliar with. Like knackered I had to ask a then gf what her father said. They laughed as did I.
I agree the accent sounds good. I get a chuckle out of it when they say something unexpectedly dirty in that prim and proper accent.

 

[pumaman23]

One can pretty much read me the phone book with a British accent, and that will do it for me. It's kind of embarrassing.

This reminds me of how Charles Aznavour seduced Miss Piggie with the French language