Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SirConradPeckereye]

Answer everything she’s got with a question… then you won’t get in trouble because you’re “managing” her!

And then act shocked when they blow up and quit

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wait, you have a metal one? I need one so I can recycle all these Taco Bell ones!

So instead of needing a tetanus shot, you just get diarrhea

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You need to start using coaching tactics on her…

Her: how do I do x again?
You: Let’s think, where could you find that information? I want to help *you* solve this…
Her: I don’t know
You: What comes to mind? Where do you usually find written answers to questions?

Answer everything she’s got with a question… then you won’t get in trouble because you’re “managing” her!

I did that. Even started forwarding her the same email for the same question over and over again. She's not dumb, she's just lazy. Her level of laziness far outweighs my level of patience. She tattled on me to our boss when she read an IM on somebody else's computer where I said to them "don't make me repeat things 18 times like she does or we will not be friends". Forget the fact that she was looking at someone else's computer screen without their permission, which violated their privacy and is an infraction that is punishable. Bitch got nerve!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Working with dumbasses is half the reason most people don’t want to work.

Imagine if we all have caring, interesting, competent coworkers… what would life be life?

I love the days when my boss just leaves me alone and let’s me do my job… which almost never happens. One can dream though.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

just to remind you bambi: you're much too pretty and too smart for jail and you'd be missed here a lot (and by your hubby i hope) so don't shank your dumbass coworker

and shower a few times directly after shaving

I love you Anja! You always have my back, unlike certain monocle wearing wannabes.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Working with dumbasses is half the reason most people don’t want to work.

Imagine if we all have caring, interesting, competent coworkers… what would life be life?

I love the days when my boss just leaves me alone and let’s me do my job… which almost never happens. One can dream though.

There's always one! Thank God my boss leaves me alone, but on the other hand, she lets everyone get away with everything. She avoids me when someone is doing something wrong, because she knows she'll hear about it from me, demanding justice. It's been at least four weeks since she's even called me because of our last staff meeting. She knows she's gonna hear about it. She's been to Canada and back and is now in Hawaii. She thinks I'll forget. In a couple weeks she'll be in a car with me for at least 5 hours, so I'm biding my time.

 

[cheekygirl75]

"at work" and "working" are two VERY different things for you
I get so much more done at home without someone dropping by my desk every five minutes to chat.

It will be interesting to see how long it takes bosses to realize that certain workers were getting so much more done when working at home! And that for good workers, giving them that flexibility can encourage them to do more!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I love you Anja! You always have my back, unlike certain monocle wearing wannabes.

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It will be interesting to see how long it takes bosses to realize that certain workers were getting so much more done when working at home! And that for good workers, giving them that flexibility can encourage them to do more!

No joke! My cubicle was right next to the printer, so my entire unit would "hang out" and want to talk while they waited for their print job to finish. I thought about building a wall, but that would have been frowned upon.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No joke! My cubicle was right next to the printer, so my entire unit would "hang out" and want to talk while they waited for their print job to finish. I thought about building a wall, but that would have been frowned upon.

Build it out of wasted paper and they can't be as mad

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Build it out of wasted paper and they can't be as mad

I could use all the wasted paper from the tree killer coworker, but that would get me in trouble because it has FTI on it.

 

[Strixaluco]

it might be (more or less) true for most of the eu?

Not all. Some points yes, but some have more variance.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It will be interesting to see how long it takes bosses to realize that certain workers were getting so much more done when working at home! And that for good workers, giving them that flexibility can encourage them to do more!

But some bosses are so unaware that some people are not getting fuck all done while others are doing more than their fair share.

 

[cheekygirl75]

But some bosses are so unaware that some people are not getting fuck all done while others are doing more than their fair share.

Unfortunately too true!

 

[Scareltt]

It will be interesting to see how long it takes bosses to realize that certain workers were getting so much more done when working at home! And that for good workers, giving them that flexibility can encourage them to do more!

I feel like people are more productive, but I also feel like they’re actually working more, or at least longer.

From that standpoint working from home should be encouraging.

 

[jaF0]

That wet spot in the corner?



Not mine.



woof

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Too pretty for jail! Do you remember the female FL teacher who used that as part of her defense when she was caught banging pupil? Anyways, she lived nearby and I have run into her here and there.

it did work for her too lol. She got probation.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think it's well deserved when she's constantly asking the same damn questions about how to do things. "Hmmmm, I don't know, why don't you refer to the other 12 emails where you asked the same question? Oh yeah, cause you're too lazy to care. You obviously don't care that you look like a moron for asking the same question 18 times." Think that would get me fired?

#toohot #that'dbeoneenormousbodycondom

give bad advice verbally plausible deniability and she will find someone else. #officepolitics lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

speaking of that cubicle: what about giving it to the dumbass coworker and then asking her regularly if she has gotten anything done?

Thank God I rarely have to go in the office to see her. (Idk that I could keep my mouth shut and I need my job. I got bills!)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

give bad advice verbally plausible deniability and she will find someone else. #officepolitics lol

You are a legit genius!!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love pedicures. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love pedicures. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got.

still have never had one. maybe one day I will get there lol.

 

[MedicalMuse]

still have never had one. maybe one day I will get there lol.

Oh. You definitely should. For the massage part alone.

 

[jaF0]

Spooked up two different fawns walking around the yard this morning.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh. You definitely should. For the massage part alone.

That's the part I can't stand! I'm too freaking ticklish. Also, every doctor who touches anywhere near my groin gets giggles and apologies.