Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[cheekygirl75]

Burt's Bee Honey Lip Balm, the version tasting just like honey. Awesome for lips, neutral looking, even tastes nice.

I am very picky, that one is one of the few I have ever accepted.

I’ll have to try that, thanks! All the ones I’ve tried so far taste gross

 

[rlaflamme]

Time for me to get things done. I hope you all have a great day!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Time for me to get things done. I hope you all have a great day!

You too!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

is it wrong that the thing on the list that really gets me is I want six weeks of vacation.

I get 4 weeks, 5 weeks in 5 more years

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I spent some time cock stalking myself

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[Strixaluco]

I’ll have to try that, thanks! All the ones I’ve tried so far taste gross

Well that is almost neutral, mildly honey-tasting (aka mildly sweet). I also find most ones gross, or then they just feel wrong.

If you ever had Bodyshop's honey lip balm (out of production decades ago), this one feels similar.

 

[Mika1215]

Morning, all...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Morning all! I see I missed @MrsNaughtyCat and @SinfuIDreams. Hugs for both you lovely ladies! I hope life starts treating you both kinder and you find your giggles & naughtiness again.

On a completely different note, someone please remind me that shanking my dumbass coworker is wrong and I'm too pretty for jail. Please and thank you!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Morning all! I see I missed @MrsNaughtyCat and @SinfuIDreams. Hugs for both you lovely ladies! I hope life starts treating you both kinder and you find your giggles & naughtiness again.

On a completely different note, someone please remind me that shanking my dumbass coworker is wrong and I'm too pretty for jail. Please and thank you!

aw, you are too pretty for jail. But ya know, if the shank is smaller, like no reasonable person would view it as deadly, you could probably do it and plead to simple assault and just get probation. care to borrow my rusty spork?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning all! I see I missed @MrsNaughtyCat and @SinfuIDreams. Hugs for both you lovely ladies! I hope life starts treating you both kinder and you find your giggles & naughtiness again.

On a completely different note, someone please remind me that shanking my dumbass coworker is wrong and I'm too pretty for jail. Please and thank you!

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

aw, you are too pretty for jail. But ya know, if the shank is smaller, like no reasonable person would view it as deadly, you could probably do it and plead to simple assault and just get probation. care to borrow my rusty spork?

Wait, you have a metal one? I need one so I can recycle all these Taco Bell ones!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

aw, you are too pretty for jail. But ya know, if the shank is smaller, like no reasonable person would view it as deadly, you could probably do it and plead to simple assault and just get probation. care to borrow my rusty spork?

Too pretty for jail! Do you remember the female FL teacher who used that as part of her defense when she was caught banging pupil? Anyways, she lived nearby and I have run into her here and there.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

On a completely different note, someone please remind me that shanking my dumbass coworker is wrong and I'm too pretty for jail. Please and thank you!

If you do it right no one will ever know it was you and make an ice shank and then it melts... no evidence

 

[cheekygirl75]

Morning all! I see I missed @MrsNaughtyCat and @SinfuIDreams. Hugs for both you lovely ladies! I hope life starts treating you both kinder and you find your giggles & naughtiness again.

On a completely different note, someone please remind me that shanking my dumbass coworker is wrong and I'm too pretty for jail. Please and thank you!

Too pretty for jail! Shanking is probably too quick. You need to go all Jim on her Dwight ass!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you do it right no one will ever know it was you and make an ice shank and then it melts... no evidence

Have to make sure to get generic Walmart water from a jug so they can't use any minerals to trace it back to me. Also need to shave my entire body so no hairs can be found.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Have to make sure to get generic Walmart water from a jug so they can't use any minerals to trace it back to me. Also need to shave my entire body so no hairs can be found.

Or just dress entirely in latex

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Have to make sure to get generic Walmart water from a jug so they can't use any minerals to trace it back to me. Also need to shave my entire body so no hairs can be found.

Tap water is fine but if you wanna, go ahead. It's an office that you walk around every day... of course your hair will be there

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Too pretty for jail! Shanking is probably too quick. You need to go all Jim on her Dwight ass!

I think it's well deserved when she's constantly asking the same damn questions about how to do things. "Hmmmm, I don't know, why don't you refer to the other 12 emails where you asked the same question? Oh yeah, cause you're too lazy to care. You obviously don't care that you look like a moron for asking the same question 18 times." Think that would get me fired?

Or just dress entirely in latex

#toohot #that'dbeoneenormousbodycondom

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Or just dress entirely in latex

Oh yea because that won't be suspicious

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Tap water is fine but if you wanna, go ahead. It's an office that you walk around every day... of course your hair will be there

What is this "office" thing that you speak of? Oh yeah, the one I have to go to on the 1st after not having been there in over a year. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What is this "office" thing that you speak of? Oh yeah, the one I have to go to on the 1st after not having been there in over a year. Thanks for the reminder.

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[SirConradPeckereye]

What is this "office" thing that you speak of? Oh yeah, the one I have to go to on the 1st after not having been there in over a year. Thanks for the reminder.

I've had to be at work this ENTIRE time.... not much sympathy here

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I've had to be at work this ENTIRE time.... not much sympathy here

"at work" and "working" are two VERY different things for you
I get so much more done at home without someone dropping by my desk every five minutes to chat.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"at work" and "working" are two VERY different things for you
I get so much more done at home without someone dropping by my desk every five minutes to chat.

You're just jealous
Uh huh.... as long as you aren't on skype

 

[cheekygirl75]

I think it's well deserved when she's constantly asking the same damn questions about how to do things. "Hmmmm, I don't know, why don't you refer to the other 12 emails where you asked the same question? Oh yeah, cause you're too lazy to care. You obviously don't care that you look like a moron for asking the same question 18 times." Think that would get me fired?

#toohot #that'dbeoneenormousbodycondom

You need to start using coaching tactics on her…

Her: how do I do x again?
You: Let’s think, where could you find that information? I want to help *you* solve this…
Her: I don’t know
You: What comes to mind? Where do you usually find written answers to questions?

Answer everything she’s got with a question… then you won’t get in trouble because you’re “managing” her!