Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mika1215]

please do. I am sitting here trying to shove words of things that sound good to me right now in there, and it isn't quite working

rock, paper, vagina, taco, spock
rock, paper, vagina, chocolate, spock
rock, paper, vagina, cowboy, spock

sigh, this is hard.

Rock paper vagina tongue Spock

Vagina dampens paper,
paper covers rock,
rock crushes tongue,
tongue licks Spock,
Spock ignores vagina,
vagina sucks in tongue,
tongue wets paper,
paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock,
rock bruises vagina.

Some of that is a little violent.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think in a perfect world, after the vagina cums, it cums again. And then at sone point the cock cums too.

I could be wrong about that, however. I am, until quite recently, very out of practice.

totally valid answer, but I don't know if it fits.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rock paper vagina tongue Spock

Vagina dampens paper,
paper covers rock,
rock crushes tongue,
tongue licks Spock,
Spock ignores vagina,
vagina sucks in tongue,
tongue wets paper,
paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock,
rock bruises vagina.

Some of that is a little violent.

damn you weren't kidding.

I am going to forget the rules (it is a thing I do anyway) but I can go with it, though is tongue creative enough? that is why I was running some slang, but eh does creativity matter? tongue it is. at list I can then stop being stuck on what comes after vagina.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rock paper vagina tongue Spock

Vagina dampens paper,
paper covers rock,
rock crushes tongue,
tongue licks Spock,
Spock ignores vagina,
vagina sucks in tongue,
tongue wets paper,
paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock,
rock bruises vagina.

Some of that is a little violent.

ok rock, paper, vagina, tongue, spock.

what are the rules? I forget, but I know I always win.

 

[Mika1215]

damn you weren't kidding.

I am going to forget the rules (it is a thing I do anyway) but I can go with it, though is tongue creative enough? that is why I was running some slang, but eh does creativity matter? tongue it is. at list I can then stop being stuck on what comes after vagina.

I kind of like tongue, because then you get to say, "tongue licks Spock" which pleases me for some reason.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I kind of like tongue, because then you get to say, "tongue licks Spock" which pleases me for some reason.

hehe. valid point.

rock, paper, vagina, tongue, spock it is

what are the rules? I forget, ask Mika, but I know I always win

 

[Mika1215]

ok rock, paper, vagina, tongue, spock.

what are the rules? I forget, but I know I always win.

We put our hands behind our backs and say rock paper vagina tongue Spock.
After we stop laughing, we see which sign each of us has put out.
So we're going to need a symbol for vagina and tongue.
Then we see where we are in the list.

Then we do it more times.

 

[hotoldrguy]

We put our hands behind our backs and say rock paper vagina tongue Spock.
After we stop laughing, we see which sign each of us has put out.
So we're going to need a symbol for vagina and tongue.
Then we see where we are in the list.

Then we do it more times.

so is everyone naked at this point?

 

[Mika1215]

so is everyone naked at this point?

Clothing optional.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We put our hands behind our backs and say rock paper vagina tongue Spock.
After we stop laughing, we see which sign each of us has put out.
So we're going to need a symbol for vagina and tongue.
Then we see where we are in the list.

Then we do it more times.

I'm game. I always like a good game.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so is everyone naked at this point?

Sure. I can't worry about clothing, I am still trying to remember the rules.

 

[JPReads]

We put our hands behind our backs and say rock paper vagina tongue Spock.
After we stop laughing, we see which sign each of us has put out.
So we're going to need a symbol for vagina and tongue.
Then we see where we are in the list.

Then we do it more times.

I do not know what I came back to, but being immune to the power of the vagina, it just brings me so much joy.

 

[Mika1215]

I do not know what I came back to, but being immune to the power of the vagina, it just brings me so much joy.

That was my 2nd favorite part.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We put our hands behind our backs and say rock paper vagina tongue Spock.
After we stop laughing, we see which sign each of us has put out.
So we're going to need a symbol for vagina and tongue.
Then we see where we are in the list.

Then we do it more times.

vagina is a V i'd assume

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I do not know what I came back to, but being immune to the power of the vagina, it just brings me so much joy.

Wait, that's just chaos. dude immune to the power of a vagina. Just chaos

 

[JPReads]

Wait, that's just chaos. dude immune to the power of a vagina. Just chaos

At minimum it breaks some law of physics.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

At minimum it breaks some law of physics.

I know. I thought vagina magic was always a winning move.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I know. I thought vagina magic was always a winning move.

works for me

 

[JPReads]

I know. I thought vagina magic was always a winning move.

I think Vaginas use space magic, and so maybe they are only defeated by other space magic. It is why Superman is so vulnerable to them.

 

[Ginmill72]

I know. I thought vagina magic was always a winning move.

Hard to think of a situation when your vagina isn't magic...or winning.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think Vaginas use space magic, and so maybe they are only defeated by other space magic. It is why Superman is so vulnerable to them.

Are all the superman characters vulnerable or just some? What about coupled with red kryptonite Smallville style. I always thought Superman was too goody goody, but take away the inhibitions. Hey Superman, I wanna be your little whore.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hard to think of a situation when your vagina isn't magic...or winning.

Well, fingers crossed my vagina is winning tonight.

 

[Ginmill72]

Well, fingers crossed my vagina is winning tonight.

No doubt it will, probably deserves a trophy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well good night y'all. I need to head to bed and want to practice my rock, paper, vagina, tongue, spock before I fall asleep

 

[Ginmill72]

Well good night y'all. I need to head to bed and want to practice my rock, paper, vagina, tongue, spock before I fall asleep

Sweet dreams, watch out for the spock...that's a game changer.