Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

you should ask @Justadesperatewifeandmom why.

Oh.... so an inside joke.... but I was on the outside....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh.... so an inside joke.... but I was on the outside....

it was here. basically, the lack of silicone in mine prevents me from doing that, but cake is probably doable. then I also have cake. so now it is on the to do list.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I thought I was Doc Holliday...?

No. I am. Cuz I have 2 guns, one for each of ya

 

[hotoldrguy]

It isn't that hard. I lose crap in my bra all the time. this is why I need pockets.

Women's cargo pants!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It isn't that hard. I lose crap in my bra all the time. this is why I need pockets.

My cleavage is absolutely used as an emergency pocket. Nothing like taking off your bra at night, hearing something hit the floor, looking down, and then thinking, “oh, that’s where I put it!”

 

[MsNatalie99]

No. I am. Cuz I have 2 guns, one for each of ya

You're a Daisy if ya do

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh, fair warning guys, I totally plan to make "rock, paper, vagina, spock" at thing. Kind of like I keep trying to get "the best part of waking up is a tongue in my cunt" to be a thing. If I say it enough, maybe it will stick.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My cleavage is absolutely used as an emergency pocket. Nothing like taking off your bra at night, hearing something hit the floor, looking down, and then thinking, “oh, that’s where I put it!”

yup, I get some weird things too. screwdrivers, my glasses

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Women's cargo pants!

why do I think several of those are fake pockets? I am so distrusting.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

oh, fair warning guys, I totally plan to make "rock, paper, vagina, spock" at thing. Kind of like I keep trying to get "the best part of waking up is a tongue in my cunt" to be a thing. If I say it enough, maybe it will stick.

Family guy did it with Crosby stills mash and young

 

[hotoldrguy]

why do I think several of those are fake pockets? I am so distrusting.

BASTARDS!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

oh, fair warning guys, I totally plan to make "rock, paper, vagina, spock" at thing. Kind of like I keep trying to get "the best part of waking up is a tongue in my cunt" to be a thing. If I say it enough, maybe it will stick.

You have to add syllables and
The best part of waking up is penis in my cunt
Although I know a tongue would probably be better.
So maybe say “your tongue”.
I want this to work for you

 

[Mika1215]

oh, fair warning guys, I totally plan to make "rock, paper, vagina, spock" at thing. Kind of like I keep trying to get "the best part of waking up is a tongue in my cunt" to be a thing. If I say it enough, maybe it will stick.

Oh yes please but there has to be a 5th thing... rock paper scissors vagina Spock.... rock paper lizard vagina Spock...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have to add syllables and
The best part of waking up is penis in my cunt
Although I know a tongue would probably be better.
So maybe say “your tongue”.
I want this to work for you

do you think "your" might take off better? Damn, you might be right. I will try.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh yes please but there has to be a 5th thing... rock paper scissors vagina Spock.... rock paper lizard vagina Spock...

ok which sounds pervier, scissors we know but lizard, tongue, whole thing. or is there some other innuendo we could mash in there. I am sticking with vagina after paper though, so either before or after spock comes the add on.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

do you think "your" might take off better? Damn, you might be right. I will try.

Sound it out- the best part of waking up is your tongue in my cunt
Yes. This will take off better

 

[Mika1215]

ok which sounds pervier, scissors we know but lizard, tongue, whole thing. or is there some other innuendo we could mash in there. I am sticking with vagina after paper though, so either before or after spock comes the add on.

Ok I have to try to work it out now. Back shortly!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Must. not. Comment...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok I have to try to work it out now. Back shortly!

This one is confusing me now just as much as it did this afternoon

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Must. not. Comment...

*chanting* comment! Comment!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok I have to try to work it out now. Back shortly!

please do. I am sitting here trying to shove words of things that sound good to me right now in there, and it isn't quite working

rock, paper, vagina, taco, spock
rock, paper, vagina, chocolate, spock
rock, paper, vagina, cowboy, spock

sigh, this is hard.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Must. not. Comment...

now you must comment. otherwise, I will be stuck thinking about what the comment was and I am already stuck on what comes after vagina.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

rock, paper, vagina, meals on wheels, spock
rock, paper, vagina, party pleaser, spock
rock, paper, vagina, hoover maneuver, spock

damn this is really hard.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am already stuck on what comes after vagina.

I think in a perfect world, after the vagina cums, it cums again. And then at sone point the cock cums too.

I could be wrong about that, however. I am, until quite recently, very out of practice.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Must. not. Comment...

comment.....comment.......