Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

does that come with t-shirts?

I think it fucking should!

 

[MsNatalie99]

I did actually.

He better have givin you the job. Unless he wanted to end up like the lamp

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Every time someone makes a small penis joke I think about this scene. Every. Single. Time

I only had to watch 3 seconds to know exactly what you were talking about
I fucking love that show

 

[LadyLascivious1]

yes, if someone could invent this, it might cut my awkwardness down in half. I think of all the drinks I wouldn't knock over. Always great when your date ends with their pants wet from your drink, sigh.

I’m rarely awkward, but there’s just no graceful way to retrieve food or ice that fell into your cleavage

 

[hotoldrguy]

yes, if someone could invent this, it might cut my awkwardness down in half. I think of all the drinks I wouldn't knock over. Always great when your date ends with their pants wet from your drink, sigh.

or maybe curb feelers...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m rarely awkward, but there’s just no graceful way to retrieve food or ice that fell into your cleavage

You can let people throw change in there. Whatever you catch, you keep!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

He better have givin you the job. Unless he wanted to end up like the lamp

now when I see this gif, I think of cake

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I only had to watch 3 seconds to know exactly what you were talking about
I fucking love that show

Yay! Someone will actually get my jokes about there only being two ways to hurt your neck! Or why thieves are better than neighbors

 

[cheekygirl75]

yes, if someone could invent this, it might cut my awkwardness down in half. I think of all the drinks I wouldn't knock over. Always great when your date ends with their pants wet from your drink, sigh.

Maybe you could go to a car manufacturer and get a bunch of whatever sensors they have in cars now so they can park themselves & wear them as a belt

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yay! Someone will actually get my jokes about there only being two ways to hurt your neck! Or why thieves are better than neighbors

I’m your huckleberry

 

[MsNatalie99]

You can let people throw change in there. Whatever you catch, you keep!!

I saw a lady pull a Kindle out of her cleavage at work last week. After seeing that, I gained a whole new appreciation for breast

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m rarely awkward, but there’s just no graceful way to retrieve food or ice that fell into your cleavage

I always tried to go with leaving it there, hoping no one saw until I could go to the restroom. no idea if it worked.

 

[MsNatalie99]

now when I see this gif, I think of cake

I think we frequent different bakeries

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You can let people throw change in there. Whatever you catch, you keep!!

dollar bills folded small sounds better.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I

I saw a lady pull a Kindle out of her cleavage at work last week. After seeing that, I gained a whole new appreciation for breast

caught $27 one night at a bar. Check please!

 

[cheekygirl75]

There was a woman on the bus today who lost her bus pass in her bra I don’t know how but she was seriously getting in there to fish it out!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

now when I see this gif, I think of cake

oh yeah, that is on the todo list,

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think we frequent different bakeries

you should ask @Justadesperatewifeandmom why.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

dollar bills folded small sounds better.

Of course it does but they don’t have the weight to cover distances and their aim can be off due to fans ,ac’s, a breeze..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There was a woman on the bus today who lost her bus pass in her bra I don’t know how but she was seriously getting in there to fish it out!

It isn't that hard. I lose crap in my bra all the time. this is why I need pockets.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Of course it does but they don’t have the weight to cover distances and their aim can be off due to fans ,ac’s, a breeze..

If they’re folded small enough they should have enough weight!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I always tried to go with leaving it there, hoping no one saw until I could go to the restroom. no idea if it worked.

But….sometimes I really want that piece of chocolate

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

There was a woman on the bus today who lost her bus pass in her bra I don’t know how but she was seriously getting in there to fish it out!

Poor thing

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

But….sometimes I really want that piece of chocolate

well it is just saving it for later.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m your huckleberry

I thought I was Doc Holliday...?